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Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part II

Frilly fillies strip down and get off Hot babes in their underwear—they’re awesome, aren’t they?  Of course they are. And they’re even more awesome when they pair up and strip out of their fancy scanties for some serious girl-on-girl action.  Join us now for a smoking-hot celebration of lingerie-clad beauties getting hot and heavy with...

HUSTLER Classic: The Mother of All Layouts

Sure, these days, MILF porn is all the rage among horndogs eager to explore the sexual wonders of the motherly type. But leave it to HUSTLER to delve into that territory with unflinching passion decades beforehand, breaking fresh erotic ground by way of the birth canal.  One could argue that, when the April ’76 HUSTLER...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’

It’s nearly mid-August, which in any normal year would mean that millions of students across the land would be preparing to head back to school. Of course, it’s 2020, so instead, many students are readying themselves for another semester of distance learning, while the really unlucky ones are hesitantly wondering if they’ll be heading into...

Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

Sex is often represented (especially in the media) as a young person’s pursuit, but with people living longer and remaining more sexually active into older age, a whole new generation of silver-haired sex fiends is emerging. As a result, the saying, “There may be snow on the rooftop but there is fire in the furnace”...

HUSTLER Classic: Kickin’ It

The world seems to be falling apart before our eyes these days—and many of us likewise feel like we’re barely holding it together, especially physically. For many, months of stay-at-home has meant plenty of binging on food and drink, and precious little exercise to offset the self-indulgence. There’s a pretty good chance that the biggest...

Three Is a Magic Number

HUSTLERMagazine.com’s guide to planning and pulling off the perfect threeway While it may seem an unattainable fantasy for many, getting a threesome off the ground is very possible with a little work and organization. But the path to forming a sexual triad is fraught with potential pitfalls that require proper planning to avoid. HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke...

Queen of the High-Tech Sex Toys

After getting the heave-ho from CES last year, pleasure-product pioneer Lora Haddock DiCarlo took on the organization behind the event—and scored a major victory. We talk to the entrepreneur about her campaign for sex-tech acceptance. Lora Haddock DiCarlo is fresh off one hell of a week at CES, the annual trade show organized by the...

Sole Desire: How Foot Fetishists Get Their Kicks

Feet are many things to many people. Useful, if you’re interested in walking and such. Pungent, after a particularly strenuous workout. Achy, after a long day of standing on ’em.  Some people might not include “sexy” among their list of attributes. But for foot fetishists—or podophiles to you fancy fucks—a little bit of sole is...

Charles Bukowski and HUSTLER Through the Years

On the 100th anniversary of the Ham on Rye legend’s birth, we look back at his decades-long relationship with America’s Magazine. Charles Bukowski—bard of the barflies, poet laureate of the poor and downtrodden—earned a well-deserved spot in the pantheon of literary legends thanks to his unvarnished depiction of life in the shadowy corners of American...

Legs for Days

There is nothing quite so sexy as a set of lovely stems, gorgeous shapely gams that go on forever. HUSTLER takes a trip down memory lane to highlight our favorite leggy Honeys from the past decade. Imagine these mile-long legs wrapped around your back…and enjoy. ...

HUSTLER Classic: Leather-Bound

Mixing business with pleasure is often considered to be an ill-advised idea. Mixing business with leather, on the other hand, can be a very pleasurable activity.  Case in point: The May ’92 HUSTLER pictorial “Zara: Leather Dreams,” featuring Dutch porn phenomenon Zara Whites.  Lensed by photographer James Baes, the photo-shoot captured the fetching Netherlander, who...

Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?

From a stack of magazines under the mattress, to a couple of deliberately mislabeled DVD-Rs at the bottom of a spindle, the history of keeping a porn stash under wraps is a long and complex one. Hell, check out our The War on XXX article to see just how far people have had to go...

Busty Brunette Bonanza Part III

These curvy dark-haired beauties will keep your hands full in more ways than one! Dive into the bounty of big-boobed brunettes below; they’re sure to become your new breast friends.  Autumn Falls (May ’20 HUSTLER) Karlee Grey (November ’19 HUSTLER) Bijou (Holiday ’11 HUSTLER) Emily Addison (July ’18 HUSTLER) Big Melons (October ’84 HUSTLER) Luna...

HUSTLER Classic: Who Are Those Masked Ma’ams?

Masks have been the topic of fierce debate in the United States over the last few months, with most reasonable people realizing that face coverings are a vital part of stemming the coronavirus pandemic, and a vocal, irresponsible minority contending—beyond all logic—otherwise.  It’s doubtful that anyone would argue about the mask-centric November ’03 HUSTLER pictorial...

Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass

A medical professional reveals the strangest sexual accidents she’s seen There are safety elements involved in getting it on that you learn about in Sex-Ed class, and then there are the kinds of lessons that you can only learn from the misfortune of others. Naturally, HUSTLERMagazine.com is here to tell you about the latter.  As...

Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts.  It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves and live longer (unless maybe you’re a member of the No-Mask Brigade), but how much consideration do we give to the well-being of our jizz? Unless...

HUSTLER Classic: Taija Rae, by Any Other Name

What’s in a name? That which we call a pussy by any other name would taste as sweet. It’s a sentiment to ponder, as we look back on this classic August ’86 HUSTLER pictorial featuring ’80s porn phenomenon Taija Rae.  Modern conventional wisdom (or at least a popular game) suggests that, when choosing a nom...

Watch It! The Art of Consensual Voyeurism

We’re all voyeurs. Everyone likes to watch—as humans, we’re driven by visual stimuli. Maybe it’s porn, maybe it’s that tasteful glimpse you stole of your wife’s best friend and her magnificent cleavage. Even sex: yes, being an active participant is amazing, but so is being an observer.  “Voyeurism” is a pretty broad term and includes...

Highly Satisfied: The Sex and Weed Connection

Marijuana is already known to lower anxiety and turn people on to Willie Nelson’s music, but the wonder drug can also help women’s sex lives go from feeling like they’re riding a city bus to the equivalent of drag-racing in a Ferrari.   A new study published in the journal Sexual Medicine found that gals who...

A Whip-Smart Guide to Finding Your Perfect Domme

Because choosing the right person to cede control to takes a lot of self-determination.  Mired in self-doubt over the prospect of booking your first Domme? Don’t be. Chin up and eyes forward, slave—we’re going to teach you how to make all your sub fantasies come true, minus the anxiety of not knowing where to start....

Dirty Honey: Proud to Be Loud

Rock and roll should be dangerous. It should be played live and loud on real instruments. Bass. Drums. Guitars. Maybe keyboards. Maybe. It should be played without the assistance of backing tracks or production. There should be no computer enhancements to the lead singer’s voice. And that singer should have style, swagger and the ability...

HUSTLER Classic: A Totally ’80s Layout

Sleeves hiked up to the elbows? Frizzy hair? Lacy see-through skirt? Wrist loaded down with big, flashy bracelets? Bold patterns and bright colors all around?  Like, fer sure, this was a totally tubular pictorial.  Today we travel back to the August ’88 issue of America’s Magazine, and specifically, the pictorial “Yva Dee: Wild Horses,” which...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 1: Don’t Try This at Home!

Pile drivers? BDSM? Shower sex? They all might look hot on screen when you’re enjoying a XXX video, but are they practical in real life? We consult the experts—aka, porn performers—in the interest of sexual enlightenment. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  HUSTLERMagazine.com has your best interests at...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Chanell Heart

They say good things come in threes, and things don’t get much better than Chanell Heart, a three-time Honey and the sizzling-hot subject of this installment of HUSTLER Triple Threat.  Heart, a native of Pennsylvania, made her first big splash in America’s Magazine with the July ’16 issue. Her pictorial, “Heat,” offered generous views of...

HUSTLER Classic: Animal Urges

Some women just have a knack for bringing out the beast in men. Take Debra, for instance.  A standout Honey from the October ’77 issue of America’s Magazine, Debra knew what she wanted when it came to men—a savage screwing—and she definitely knew how to get it: By basically elevating the concept of grudge-fucking to...

Masking It While Making It

A recent report recommends wearing a face covering if you get it on with someone outside of your quarantine zone. We take a deep dive into the practicalities of banging from behind a mask.   Social distancing is a highly recommended method of preventing the transmission of COVID-19, but it can pose a problem for single...

Diving in Deep, Part II

Wet HUSTLER Honeys Invite You in for a Dip  Summer’s almost over, and chances are you didn’t hit up a lot of pool parties this year—all the more reason to make a big splash with this collection of babes who will have you going off the deep end with lust.  With wet, naked beauties like...

HUSTLER Classic: Slice of Fame

Every year, women from all around the world move to Hollywood, searching for fame and fortune in the entertainment industry.  The vast majority of the time, these Tinseltown transplants are more likely to end up seeing their name on a tag affixed to a waitress uniform than on a theater marquee. Still, even if they...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Maya Bijou

It’s often said that the third time’s a charm. But, frankly, three-time HUSTLER Honey Maya Bijou has been utterly charming us since her first appearance in America’s Magazine.  Bijou’s first layout for HUSTLER was less than two years ago, but she’s no doubt inspired countless boners among our readers in that short time. Her first...

Housewife Kelly: Domestic Goddess

Kelly Anderson is theoretically a homemaker. Her husband goes off to work each day, while she stays home to cook, clean and do the laundry. Kelly’s path veers from that of a traditional domestic engineer every fifth day, however, when she posts to her personal website a dick-startling collection of pics and videos of her...

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