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September 2021

Featuring Michelle Jean
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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect
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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts. 

It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves and live longer (unless maybe you’re a member of the No-Mask Brigade), but how much consideration do we give to the well-being of our jizz? Unless you’re trying for a kid (and you might not want to do that when the world is seemingly ending), it’s probably not something you think about a whole lot. 

There is, however, a great deal your sperm can say about you, especially when it’s being roped across the eager and encouraging face of a beautiful woman. 

If you’re lucky enough to be in such a situation, the last thing you want is your partner running out the door because your load tastes like it came out of a corpse! 

Thankfully, there’s a lot that can be done to maintain a healthy and (can we use the term organic?) wad. Weight and stress management are key elements in maintaining a healthy load, but there’s one small factor that we’ve not explored in detail and that’s…well…

MYTH: The Pineapple Effect: Consumption of pineapple juice and similar fruits can make your sperm taste amazing. 

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