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Friday Funnies: Catting Around

Friday Funnies: Catting Around

In the mood for some purr-fectly outrageous laughs? You’re in luck, because we’re delivering a collection of hiss-terical humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cat-alog of uproarious cartoons! It’s time to do some kitten—err, kidding—around… “I’ve...
HUSTLER: The Beginning

HUSTLER: The Beginning

Anyone can be a playboy and have a penthouse, but it takes a man to be a Hustler. With this philosophy in mind, we are launching the most sophisticated men’s magazine of the century. Some...
Miss Quin’s Clown Orgy

Miss Quin’s Clown Orgy

What happens when hot and horny clown fetishists from all over the U.S. get together in Vegas on AVN weekend? Miss Quin tells the story of her first orgy.  The year is 2015. Barack Obama...
What Are You Driving At?

What Are You Driving At?

A new study offers evidence that guys with smaller dicks might compensate for it by driving sports cars. But is it true? We put women in the driver’s seat to share their experiences on the...
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Apathy Is Not an Option

Trump is now a convicted felon—34 times over! It is ironic that an individual who in many states would not be allowed to vote this November is now lobbying...

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