Internal Damnation #7
Why did it take so long to catch up with this great series? We like lucky 7; it’s the number of truth and revelation. Take, for instance, AJ Applegate’s creamy double-penetration scene. Can’t fake that. Well, you could, but who has the budget for CGI money shots? Who should I jerk it to first? AJ goes the extra hole, and Aleksa Nicole gets her shitpipe lubed with the sauce of romance, but we drained our sacs on ginormous-titted blonde Summer Brielle. Put her picture in your phone so you can tell people she’s the mom who breast-fed you. Is this movie safe for good Christians? If seeing splooge land on faces and other wrong places offends thine eyes, worry not. These harlots get pumped full of it the way God intended. Sure, some seed gets spilled, but most of it gets lapped up again. Watch for the sequel, Porn Star Paternity Test. Now that’s damnation!