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Harris for President!

America celebrated its 248th birthday in July. In two and a half centuries, 45 men have served as President. And not one single woman. An appalling statistic, really, for a country that professes gender equality. Well, all of that is about to change, if we have anything to say about it. 2024 is the...

No Justice: Today’s Supreme Court

American democracy will be but a fond memory if Donald Trump is elected President this November. With its July ruling, the Supreme Court has handed the man permission to do whatever the fuck he wants with complete immunity! The ruling granted “presidents in general a definitive ‘absolute immunity’ from prosecution for core official acts...

Apathy Is Not an Option

Trump is now a convicted felon—34 times over! It is ironic that an individual who in many states would not be allowed to vote this November is now lobbying to become your next President. Further, this felon is an outright racist. From insisting that there were “some very fine people on both sides” following...

Let’s Take Back Our Flag, America!

Fellow Americans, let’s take back our flag and wave it proudly for our country’s hard-fought freedoms. We cannot allow the Far Right to wrap themselves in the stars and stripes and slash away at our fundamental rights under the guise of patriotism. We must recognize the basic truth emblazoned on this issue’s cover, that...

Reproductive Rights Are Human Rights

Republicans fully intend to strip women of their reproductive rights and return this country to the days of back-alley abortions. It’s not enough that 50 years of precedent were obliterated when the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade two years ago and that 14 states now have extreme laws on their books almost completely...

The Truth About Misinformation

To not admit your mistake is always a far greater mistake! It speaks to a lack of moral character and a fundamental dishonesty. Case in point: the Republican Party’s impeachment inquiry into President Biden. On June 8, 2023, Fox News reported, “Joe Biden allegedly paid $5M by Burisma executive as part of a bribery...

Artificial Intelligence & the 2024 Election

There is little doubt that AI will transform our lives. The beneficial applications promise to be myriad. “AI allows us to see patterns in data that humans cannot grasp,” Stephen Cave, director for the Leverhulme Centre for the Future of Intelligence, explains. “And that will have benefits for all sorts of fields: from drug...

The Importance of Free Speech on Campus

“Freedom of speech is not for the idea you love but for the idea you hate most.” —Larry Flynt When my husband was gunned down in Georgia and paralyzed, he made a decision to spend the rest of his life expanding the parameters of free speech. As he said, “Everyone’s entitled to their own...

End Schoolyard Politics

We are not paying our representatives to act like bullies in a schoolyard. In November alone, Kevin McCarthy allegedly elbowed one of the representatives who backed his ouster in the kidney. And Senator Markwayne Mullin nearly started a fistfight with Teamsters labor union leader Sean O’Brien, telling him “We can finish it here” and...

GOP Fails Congress…and America

Here’s an idea: The next time the GOP paralyzes government and the country, their representatives do not get paid. When Republican House representatives take three whole weeks to elect a speaker, they should forfeit three weeks of the $174,000-plus annual salary Americans, their bosses, pay them. This past October alone, that would have saved...

Fight for Workers’ Rights!

Labor unions have existed since the very beginning of America. Quite simply, the associations served to protect members’ rights. Workers learned that if they banded together, they could negotiate from a position of strength for better wages and improved conditions. Throughout American history, labor unions have exerted a positive influence. They helped to create...

Save Our Planet!

It has been a year of unmitigated disasters: Fires raged across Canada and ravaged Maui. The average high temperature in Phoenix for the month of July was 114.7 degrees. And as I write, Hurricane Idalia is devastating Florida and surging into the Southeastern states. In 2022 there were 18 weather/climate disaster events with losses...

SCOTUS Needs Ethics Oversight!

Public approval of the Supreme Court has plummeted, with pollsters at Quinnipiac University reporting that this year Americans gave SCOTUS its lowest marks in the poll’s history. A recent NPR/PBS/Marist poll echoed these findings, with 62% of respondents citing little to no confidence in SCOTUS. We are losing faith in the Highest Court in...

Equal Rights for All!

The ACLU is currently tracking 491 anti-LGBTQ bills in the U.S. Twice the number of such bills have been introduced so far this year as were introduced in all of 2022—and ten times as many as just five years ago, in 2018. Included are bills to ban access to gender-affirming healthcare for transgender youth,...

Abolish the Death Penalty!

Recently I listened to Andy Wilson and Maurice Hastings describe the 31 and 38 years, respectively, they spent in prison for murders they did not commit. Had they been given the death penalty, rather than life in prison, these innocent men would likely be dead. I was attending a Death Penalty Focus fundraiser, and...
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