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The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright
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The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright

Meet The Dead Deads, a trio of rocking females that features McQueen Dead on drums, Daisy Dead on bass and Meta Dead on guitar and vocals. The Nashville-based group plays a blend...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marica Hase, a XXX...
Oh, My Gush!
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Oh, My Gush!

Tapping into the myths and realities of squirting. Trends in porn come and go, but the wave of smut that features squirting doesn’t show signs of rolling back anytime soon.  Squirting is, however, a...
Saturday Special: Awesome Aussies
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Saturday Special: Awesome Aussies

G’day, mate! Today we’re heading to the Land Down Under for a wet, warm celebration of some of the sexiest sheilas to ever grace the pages of HUSTLER! Crikey, they’re hot!...
Fat Mike’s Guide to Kinky Sex
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Fat Mike’s Guide to Kinky Sex

“Fat Mike” Burkett is one of punk rock’s truest icons. He has not just survived, but consistently evolved and thrived with his band NOFX since their formation in 1983. With his...
If You Build It, They Will Come
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If You Build It, They Will Come

PHOTO BY ANDREY KOBYLKO/ALAMY Science has come a long way in perfecting the condom. Once upon a time the prospect of wearing a rubber was akin to wrapping your cock in a garbage...
Hidden Agenda
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Hidden Agenda

The vagina is a many splendored thing. A thing of beauty. A vessel for miracles. And sometimes just a vessel…like for smuggling. We take you now to Missouri, where one Amy Wilhite, 39, found herself in hot...
Porn Matters
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Porn Matters

Regular readers of Bits & Pieces will know how preoccupied we are with porn. Not just the consumption thereof, but the space that it occupies, in our homes, in our hearts—but mostly in our homes, because...
Send in the Clowns
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Send in the Clowns

Remember Pennywise from Stephen King’s It? Pure nightmare fuel, right? Clowns can be downright terrifying to some, but for others those chills are more akin to arousal than any sort of fear response. Yes,...
No Cops for Traffic Stops!
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No Cops for Traffic Stops!

People of color are getting killed in the USA for expired license plates or broken taillights. While driving home from a grocery store with his girlfriend and her four-year-old daughter in...
Swipe Right in COVID Fight
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Swipe Right in COVID Fight

PHOTO BY DESIGN PICS INC/ALAMY He may be America’s slightly inappropriate grandpa, but you gotta love Joe Biden sometimes. Not only has dignity been restored to the Oval Office, but the...
Large and in Charge
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Large and in Charge

The internet is super horny for Lady Dimitrescu. For the non-gamers in the room: Lady D—full name Alcina Dimitrescu—is a character from the 2021 survival horror blockbuster Resident Evil Village. She is a...
Jello  Biafra
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Jello Biafra

“Just don’t be an asshole” Since crashing onto the music scene with Dead Kennedys, Jello Biafra has made punk and hardcore music smarter, run for public office and was even tried for...
Kerryn Feehan: True to Herself
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Kerryn Feehan: True to Herself

Hot and hilarious, Kerryn Feehan has long been on our radar—and that was before we knew she posted to OnlyFans! When she’s not titillating the masses with her tits and ass, the charming...
Hotties’ Hobbies
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Hotties’ Hobbies

We all know what XXX performers can do onscreen: anal acrobatics, tag-team blowjobs, sizzling scissoring… But what happens when the cameras stop rolling. How do adult performers unwind? What hobbies and...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It

Every working stiff out there knows that there’s nothing funny about a hard day at the office. But if you feel like your job is a total joke, take heart—that’s not always such a bad...
Talking Trash with Michael Rapaport
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Talking Trash with Michael Rapaport

Thanks to 25 years of standout roles in movies, sitcoms and now Netflix’s Atypical, Michael Rapaport is a pretty big star. But unlike many celebrities, Rapaport doesn’t...
Cam and KarenLee Poter: Relatively Awkward (and Seriously Funny)
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Cam and KarenLee Poter: Relatively Awkward (and Seriously Funny)

Golden showers, swinging and a penis mold—and you probably thought that interactions with your family were...
The Transformation of Ian McCall: Uncle Creepy’s Second Act
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The Transformation of Ian McCall: Uncle Creepy’s Second Act

More than a year after calling it quits in the fighting game, the former MMA bad boy is taking on two new challenging roles: standup comedian and...
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Brandi Love: A Conservative Canceled?

Self-described MAGA MILF Brandi Love attended a conservative event hoping to spend quality time with kindred spirits. Instead, she learned an unpleasant lesson about certain...
Pop-Shot Propriety
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Pop-Shot Propriety

Heads up, guys; giving your partner a little advance notice before you come during a blowjob is a crucial, though often ignored, rule of sexual etiquette. Blowjobs are not overly sentimental or polite. They...