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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natalie Heart
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natalie Heart

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Natalie Heart, a brunet beauty...
Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 10
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Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 10

It’s that time once again! We’re celebrating HUSTLER Honeys dolled up and flaunting their fancy, frilly underthings—at least until they strip down to show off the goods...
Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks, Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks, Vol. 2

Feeling sick and tired of the way things are going these days? We can’t blame you, the world’s a mess. The good news? Laughter is the best medicine, and we...
Dating in XXX
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Dating in XXX

Think it’s hard for you to find the right mate? Imagine trying to find a compatible partner when you’re a sex worker! Better yet, let our XXX-perts tell you all about it. Finding that “special...
Nursing Your Funny Bone
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Nursing Your Funny Bone

It’s National Student Nurse Day, when we take time to celebrate and appreciate student nurses as they admirably prepare for a career in medicine.  What better way to honor these selfless souls...
Photo courtesy of Niki and Cami
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She Said, She Said: The Double Teamed Podcast

Meet Niki and Cami, twin podcasters who are determined to spread the good word about nonmonogamy, sex parties and so much more. In a field as crowded as...
Ass Eaters Unanimous!
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Ass Eaters Unanimous!

Ass—it might not be one of the major food groups, but maybe it should be. Today we’re taking it to the rim in a big way with a celebration of tongue-to-bung bliss. Open up and say aaahhh! Polly...
A Mother’s Day MILF Parade, Vol. 2
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A Mother’s Day MILF Parade, Vol. 2

Whoa, mama—it’s Mother’s Day once again, and what better way to celebrate than with a pictorial procession of MILFs who are eager to make the most of their sexual prime? Get...
Saturday Special: Bangin’ Babysitters
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Saturday Special: Bangin’ Babysitters

Sure, this weekend might be all about Mother’s Day, but let’s not sleep on National Babysitter’s Day, which falls annually on the Saturday before Mom’s big day. It’s a...
Aromatherapy
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Aromatherapy

Hi, I’m the guy who writes Bits & Pieces. Who I am is of little importance. What matters is that I am a man with desires. One of those desires—nay, an obsession—is to bury my face between Jennifer...
Carnal Currency
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Carnal Currency

How does the anointed king of West Coast hip-hop and overpriced headphones celebrate his 57th trip around the sun? CASH. IN. THAT. CHIP! Hot on the heels of his mind-blowing Super Bowl halftime show all-star...
Free-Range Sex
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Free-Range Sex

This just in: Camping equipment manufacturer says people who camp have lots of sex! No one loves a thinly-veiled corporate survey more than us, and this one is so dumb, we can’t not poke fun. According to...
Hunt for Congress!
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Hunt for Congress!

The New York Post, arguably the Ron DeSantis of newspapers, is a handy moral barometer, in that if you agree with what you read, then chances are, you’re a terrible person. By this logic, any person with an...
Orgasms à la Carte
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Orgasms à la Carte

What do orgasms and ordering a delicious sandwich have in common? Pastrami-based fetishes notwithstanding, getting one should be a simple and shame-free experience (unless you’re at Arby’s, in which case...
Under Her Thumb
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Under Her Thumb

You can learn a lot from a dominatrix. And if you are an aspiring sub who hopes to stay in her good graces, then you best bone up on how to please her. It begins with basic consideration and boundaries. For...
Chain of Fools
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Chain of Fools

The pandemic exposed the U.S. supply chain debacle, but Wall Street greed and American stupidity perfected it. Finally! A story about “both sides” collectively fucking up. And lawmakers from both political...
The Agony & the Ecstasy
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The Agony & the Ecstasy

Lovers of D/s, we have a winner! The accurate depiction of BDSM in mainstream film and TV is an elusive pleasure. So many try, and so many fail by an habitual reliance upon cliches and more cliches....
The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers
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The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers

An interview with Jeremy C. Young, PEN America’s senior manager of free expression and education “Can it happen here?” That question was...
How to Pick Up a Porn Star
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How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter:...
Butt of Course
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Butt of Course

We are proud to announce the launch of our brand-new title EVERYTHING BUTT. If you’re an ass aficionado, this magazine is destined to become your butt bible—a go-to source for the very best in full...
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2

Curling up in bed with a good read—it’s the perfect end to a long, trying day, especially when that good read is HUSTLER! Let’s crawl under the covers...