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February 2023

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Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 2

There’s nothing funny about marital discord…or is there? Join us as we look at the lighter side of wedded misery, courtesy of these nuggets from the vast...
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Female for a Day

Men reveal what they would do if they could inhabit a woman’s body for 24 hours. So, there you are, walking home from the bar one night, minding your own business, when some homeless dude pops out of the...
Hump-Day Special: Bookish Babes
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Hump-Day Special: Bookish Babes

Hey, it’s Library Shelfie Day, a little-known annual celebration that encourages bibliophiles everywhere to share creative photos of their artfully arranged book collections!...
Sex Dreams of  XXX Stars
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Sex Dreams of  XXX Stars

Some of our favorite performers share their hottest nocturnal visions. Going to sleep is the second-best thing you can do in bed—taking a back seat only, of course, to a good bang session. The best...
Deep-Throat Divas
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Deep-Throat Divas

Some of our favorite orally talented beauties share how they earned the title Throat Goat. There’s no denying it: blowjobs are awesome! There are different styles and techniques to help lead to that gooey...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Paul
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Paul

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lena Paul, a curvy knockout who hails...
HUSTLER Classic: Piping Up
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HUSTLER Classic: Piping Up

It’s not every day that you get a history lesson and a truckload of trivia along with your porn. Then again, the February ’06 HUSTLER photo-spread “Jesse Capelli & Avery Adams:...
Friday Funnies: Parking It Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Parking It Vol. 2

Never mind the winter weather—it’s always a good day for a walk in the park, especially if you’re getting a few good laughs along the way. Join us for a stroll as we enjoy...
XXX Hindsight
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XXX Hindsight

Some of our favorite performers share advice that they wish they could have given to their younger selves. It’s a hard pill to swallow—we don’t always know everything we need to when we enter a new field...
Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal Vol. 4
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Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal Vol. 4

Break out the lube and brace yourselves; we’re going in through the out door once again with a cavalcade of cornholing action! Enjoy the rear views—and...
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Sex in Space

He’s the heartthrob porn star who launched a million memes. Now Johnny Sins has his sights set on porn’s final frontier: space. In a recent interview with Vice Australia, Sins said he would love to be the...
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Rumor Has It

Say what you will about his recent output (please leave house music to the professionals), Drake has proven himself quite the trickster in promoting his 12th LP, Her Loss, a joint release with 21 Savage. To...
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Worst (Best?) “Red Wave” Ever

Democracy fights to live another day. Call it Roevember. Even Joevember. What you can’t call it is a “red wave,” much less a “red tsunami,” as hyped by Republicans and their...
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Valentine’s Day Lingerie

Let’s not hem ourselves into an unnecessarily rigid definition of how to enjoy Valentine’s Day. Michelin-star restaurants, diamonds, hot air balloon rides—fine for some, but for those who...
Asshole of the Month: Elon Musk
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Asshole of the Month: Elon Musk

Those who earn great success and wealth, not from being born with a silver spoon in their mouths but by pulling up on their own bootstraps, are rightly honored in this country,...
Girls! Girls! Girls!
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Girls! Girls! Girls!

Film nerds are for sure familiar with the Criterion Closet. This is a popular video series by the acclaimed Criterion Collection, a film and video distribution company dedicated to restoring and preserving...
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Grave Tales

Homer Simpson: “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!” Bart, to the rest of the family: “I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” This...
Apollonia Saintclair: Stolen Moments
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Apollonia Saintclair: Stolen Moments

The catalog of stolen moments that comprises Apollonia Saintclair’s exploration of erotica is at once shocking and intimate—and unmistakably beautiful. Apollonia Saintclair is...
Bigfoot or Bust: Crafting an Exploitation Flick With Jim Wynorski
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Bigfoot or Bust: Crafting an Exploitation Flick With Jim Wynorski

If you are a B-movie buff, you have watched a Jim Wynorski film. The prolific filmmaker has over 105...
Hardcore Cocktails
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Hardcore Cocktails

Sample a Fat Hooker, Midnight Kiss or Dirty Shirley. Perhaps a Milk Maid or Cowboy Cocksucker would be more to your liking. Dare you try the Adios Motherfucker? We asked 40 porn stars for their favorite...
Pantyhose and ’Shrooms With Madalynn Raye
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Pantyhose and ’Shrooms With Madalynn Raye

First you get the pantyhose, then you get the mushrooms, then you get the power. Granted, she may not have Tony Montana’s killer instinct (thank god), but...