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Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition
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Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition

Sure, when it comes to bodies of water, beavers are best known for hanging out near rivers, streams and ponds, but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll spot one while at the...
Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part IV
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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part IV

Sometimes getting behind on things isn’t all that bad—in fact, it can be pretty great! Don’t believe us? Check out the beautiful behinds on these HUSTLER...
You Want Me to Do What?!
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You Want Me to Do What?!

Cam performers and content creators share the most unusual requests they’ve received from their customers. No one knows kinks and fetishes better than cam models and custom content creators. We...
We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!
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We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!

We’re all adults here, so start fucking like it! Just as every woman eventually learns that she shouldn’t tolerate a lousy lay, every man must learn not to be one. We hate to...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ryan Keely
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ryan Keely

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ryan Keely, a porn veteran who’s...
HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior
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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

When most people think of a model’s life, big paychecks, outrageous parties and exotic locales spring to mind. And yeah, it does seem like a pretty sweet deal. But it isn’t...
Friday Funnies: That’s Just Super!
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Friday Funnies: That’s Just Super!

Sometimes a regular chuckle just won’t do. On occasion, you need superpowered humor—the kind that’s faster than a speeding bullet when it comes to cracking you up, and is...
Butt, It’s Only the First Date!
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Butt, It’s Only the First Date!

Anal on the first date: An impossible dream, or an attainable ream? We butt into this burning debate. Ladies often regulate their sexual activity based on the number of dates...
Dildo Darlings 7
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Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock...
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Sex Cities, USA

A recent survey found that New York and Las Vegas are among the most sex-friendly cities in the world. But take heart, small-town residents; freaky fun can be found anywhere if you look hard enough. While many...
Heavy Petting With Porn Stars Vol. II
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars Vol. II

It’s that time again! A number of lovely performers have been kind enough to share their furry, scaly and feathered friends with us! Prepare for a totally “aww”-some...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natalie Heart
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natalie Heart

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Natalie Heart, a brunet beauty...
Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 10
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Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 10

It’s that time once again! We’re celebrating HUSTLER Honeys dolled up and flaunting their fancy, frilly underthings—at least until they strip down to show off the goods...
Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks, Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks, Vol. 2

Feeling sick and tired of the way things are going these days? We can’t blame you, the world’s a mess. The good news? Laughter is the best medicine, and we...
Dating in XXX
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Dating in XXX

Think it’s hard for you to find the right mate? Imagine trying to find a compatible partner when you’re a sex worker! Better yet, let our XXX-perts tell you all about it. Finding that “special...
Nursing Your Funny Bone
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Nursing Your Funny Bone

It’s National Student Nurse Day, when we take time to celebrate and appreciate student nurses as they admirably prepare for a career in medicine.  What better way to honor these selfless souls...
Photo courtesy of Niki and Cami
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She Said, She Said: The Double Teamed Podcast

Meet Niki and Cami, twin podcasters who are determined to spread the good word about nonmonogamy, sex parties and so much more. In a field as crowded as...
Ass Eaters Unanimous!
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Ass Eaters Unanimous!

Ass—it might not be one of the major food groups, but maybe it should be. Today we’re taking it to the rim in a big way with a celebration of tongue-to-bung bliss. Open up and say aaahhh! Polly...
A Mother’s Day MILF Parade, Vol. 2
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A Mother’s Day MILF Parade, Vol. 2

Whoa, mama—it’s Mother’s Day once again, and what better way to celebrate than with a pictorial procession of MILFs who are eager to make the most of their sexual prime? Get...
Saturday Special: Bangin’ Babysitters
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Saturday Special: Bangin’ Babysitters

Sure, this weekend might be all about Mother’s Day, but let’s not sleep on National Babysitter’s Day, which falls annually on the Saturday before Mom’s big day. It’s a...
Aromatherapy
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Aromatherapy

Hi, I’m the guy who writes Bits & Pieces. Who I am is of little importance. What matters is that I am a man with desires. One of those desires—nay, an obsession—is to bury my face between Jennifer...