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June 2024

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Wayne Hussey: Mission Unstoppable

The Mission UK frontman discusses his decades-long career, his plans for a new record and whether his group is goth or not. Goth godfathers The Mission UK are back! The 1980s...
No Butts About It?
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No Butts About It?

Believe it or not, some guys aren’t comfortable with knocking at their woman’s back door. Here’s how to get past that anal aversion and into the butt-banging good times. Anal sex is one of...
Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7
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Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7

Spring is here and, quite naturally, our thoughts have turned to spending some quality time in the great outdoors. And you know what makes the great...
You Had Sex WHERE?!
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You Had Sex WHERE?!

Moving vans, abandoned churches and UFO hot spots—some of our favorite XXX performers share the strangest places they’ve ever gotten busy. Adult performers are no strangers to creativity that knows no...
Corey Glover: Mr. Sonic Universe
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Corey Glover: Mr. Sonic Universe

The Living Colour singer talks groupies, his quest to find Elvis’ toilet and his new band, Sonic Universe. The voice of Corey Glover is an unmistakable sonic wonder. As lead...
Oral Arguments
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Oral Arguments

How important are blowjobs and cunnilingus to maintaining a healthy relationship? According to a new survey, the answers might surprise you… It has been said that the only certain things in life are...
Torn Over It
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Torn Over It

Is ripping your lover’s clothes off a welcome sign of unbridled animal lust, or a rude, costly act of property damage? There are varying degrees of horniness that people display along the sexual...
Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink
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Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink

These dommes excel at helping their subs bring out their feminine side. There are so many avenues of pleasure in the realm of BDSM and FemDom. While we might immediately think of...
Big Boob Babylon
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Big Boob Babylon

Make way for massive mommy milkers! From Candy Barr to Jessica Rabbit, UDDERS Comix creator AJ DinoRokski lists his favorite big-boob babes of all time. Let it be said that all breasts are incredible and...
Sports-Fucking
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Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is...
MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX
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MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters...
Is Anyone Out There?
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Is Anyone Out There?

An interview with professor Avi Loeb on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena* (*UAPs, formerly known as UFOs) “FOR DECADES, MANY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FASCINATED BY OBJECTS MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED, AND IT’S...
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri....
Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4
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Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4

Two women kissing, licking and fingering each other—it’s a look that never goes out of style! With that in mind, we’ve combed through the HUSTLER archives to serve up a...
Long Hair, Men Care?
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Long Hair, Men Care?

A new study finds that men are more attracted to women with long, healthy locks than their shorter-cropped counterparts. Join us as we untangle the science of it all. “Baby, let your hair down, let me run my...
BBL Bonanza
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BBL Bonanza

These babes have definitely got back! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share how they’re bringing up the rear in a big way after getting a Brazilian Butt Lift. All asses are works of art....
Meat Me for Sex?
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Meat Me for Sex?

A new study suggests that eating meat in the morning makes a man more attractive to women, but is there any truth to the theory? There is a joke that’s been making the rounds of late, and it goes something...
Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 16
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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 16

Gazing at the lingerie sections of catalogs and desperately trying to picture what the models looked like underneath their skimpy skivvies is a time-honored tradition. Luckily, at...
4/20 Sommeliers
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4/20 Sommeliers

Silver Haze and sushi? Wine is fine, but when it comes to perfect pairings, nothing hits the spot like a curated tasting menu of top-flight cannabis. Another 4/20 is upon us, but do we really need a reason to...
Kid Congo Powers: “Music Is the Vice”
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Kid Congo Powers: “Music Is the Vice”

The legendary guitarist talks about surviving addiction, embracing sleaze and his band’s new album, That Delicious Vice. Kid Congo Powers is the king of the underground...
The More, the Merrier?
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The More, the Merrier?

The good news is, your woman might be open to the threesome or foursome you’ve been wanting. The bad news? Both of you might be too afraid to bring up the topic. Many women, once ensconced in a...