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October 2022

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Busty Brunet Bonanza Part 6
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Busty Brunet Bonanza Part 6

Breast fans, rejoice—we have some big things coming your way! We’re taking you to the top of Mammary Mountain to enjoy quality time with some of HUSTLER’s hottest dark-haired, chesty...
Friday Funnies: Psyching Out
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Friday Funnies: Psyching Out

Ever feel like you’re losing it? You’re not alone—these are crazy times, and they’re bound to make us all feel a little nuts from time to time. Luckily, there’s tremendous healing...
Thundermother: Going for the (Black and) Gold
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Thundermother: Going for the (Black and) Gold

The fierce female foursome are back with a new album, Black and Gold, and their first full U.S. tour. Prepare to be rocked! Thundermother is back! The...
Butt’s Happening! Part 6
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Butt’s Happening! Part 6

Got a case of the mid-week blahs? Allow us to butt in with an invigorating collection of perky posteriors, tantalizing tushes and fantastic fannies, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys....
The Many Sides of Ebony Mystique
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The Many Sides of Ebony Mystique

Performer. Designer. Studio space owner. Goddess. Step inside the world of Ebony Mystique and her budding XXX empire. Ebony Mystique is quickly becoming a household name in XXX,...
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Close Together, Miles Apart

A guide to maintaining intimacy in a long-distance relationship. Whether you’ve been in different cities from the start, or your partner has recently relocated for work, school or family,...
HUSTLER Wild Wives 2
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HUSTLER Wild Wives 2

It’s National Wife Appreciation Day once again—and you’ll definitely appreciate these freewheeling wives who say “I do” to sexual adventure. Join us as we celebrate these babes who take the concept...
HUSTLER Classic: Parks and Penetration
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HUSTLER Classic: Parks and Penetration

Sure, a walk or a hike in the park can be reenergizing. But a fuck in the park? Well, that’s absolutely exhilarating! Exhibit A: the classic HUSTLER pictorial “Tory Lane &...
Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 2
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 2

Open up and say, “Ha, ha!” It’s time for another appointment with hilarity, as we step into the examining room for a round of outrageous knee-slappers, courtesy of...
The Smithereens: Lost and Found
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The Smithereens: Lost and Found

More than 40 years after their inception, The Smithereens are far from—to quote one of their many hits—only a memory. Still rocking their legions of devoted fans, the band is...
Diving in Deep 4: Hardcore Edition
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Diving in Deep 4: Hardcore Edition

Summer’s pretty much over, but we’re wrapping things up with a dip in the pool—and a dip in some of the finest pussy to appear in the pages of HUSTLER. Yup—we’re...
Out of Your League?
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Out of Your League?

Reluctant to approach that hottie you have your eye on because you think you don’t measure up? We have some good news for you. Whether it’s a seedy bar or PTA meeting, you’ll clearly see that there...
Patriotic Porn Stars
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Patriotic Porn Stars

Ten-hut! Join us as we salute XXX performers who’ve served in the U.S. military as well as the adult industry. On this we can all agree: porn stars are pretty damn brave. From baring their naked bodies...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Madison Ivy
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Madison Ivy

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Madison Ivy, a blond knockout...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 3
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 3

Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of...
Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy Vol. 2

Forgive us, father, for we can’t help but laugh at these knee-slappers! Join us as we head to church and enjoy a few laughs about the man in the pulpit,...
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Them Crooked Boners

Is there a slight curve in your crotch-cannon? Fear not; it’s probably nothing to worry about and definitely nothing to be ashamed of—and it might just give you an advantage in the bedroom! When the...
Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7

Sometimes getting in touch with yourself in a big way requires years of therapy. Other times, all it takes is a few roving fingers in just the right spot. And...
Entrepreneur Entertainers
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Entrepreneur Entertainers

For these multi-talented and industrious XXX performers, the business of pleasure isn’t their only line of work. Many people don’t realize that being in the adult industry requires a strong...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sierra Day
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sierra Day

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Sierra Day, a blond beauty from...
HUSTLER Classic: Take the Money and Come
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HUSTLER Classic: Take the Money and Come

Traditionally, the term money shot as it pertains to porn refers to that moment when a XXX scene reaches its inevitable sticky conclusion. But such was not the case with the...