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Fuck Me — But No Kissing!
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Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Avi Love
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Avi Love

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Avi Love, an enchanting...
HUSTLER Classic: A Sunny Disposition
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HUSTLER Classic: A Sunny Disposition

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the hottest chick of all?  That’s a tough question that’s largely subject to personal taste, but Sunny Leone is definitely in the...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember

They say cheaters never prosper, and that might be true—but they definitely provide a lot of laughs with their philandering ways. Join us as we take a look at the lighter side...
Heavy Petting With Porn Stars
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars

Snakes and pigs and rats, oh my! Some of our favorite adult performers talk about their unusual animal companions. Pets have the ability to calm our minds, brighten our spirits and fill our...
Photo: Yuriy Kadochnikov / Alamy Stock Photo
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Pricey Pleasure: The Art of Financial Domination

Never mind whips and paddles; here’s a form of BDSM that hits you where it really hurts—right in the wallet! What lengths would you go to worship the...
Dead Daisies’ Glenn Hughes: The Voice of Rock
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Dead Daisies’ Glenn Hughes: The Voice of Rock

There is no greater living rock ’n’roll singer than Glenn Hughes. The legendary vocalist and bass player best known for his time in Trapeze and the classic...
Ugly Dudes With Hot Chicks: What Gives?
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Ugly Dudes With Hot Chicks: What Gives?

Why do so many attractive women seem to go for homely guys? (Spoiler alert: It’s not always money.) Join us as we unravel the mystery of the Beauty and the Beast dynamic....
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Foxx
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Foxx

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Zoey Foxx, a petite brunet...
Saturday Special: Red-Hot Beavers
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Saturday Special: Red-Hot Beavers

You gotta love redheads—especially when they’re stripped down and showing off their goods. In honor of sexy babes with that rarest of hair colors—and the spunk and spirit of...
Recycling Is Sexy
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Recycling Is Sexy

What happens to vibrators when they die? Existential implications aside, it’s a legitimate question. Sex toys, despite their very singular and personal purpose, are a consumer product just like any other:...
Disability Visibility
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Disability Visibility

There is no standing in the way of greatness. No obstacle too high, no challenge too daunting, no cam show too sexy. That’s not to say it hasn’t been a difficult journey for GoAskAlex (Alex...
Julia Scotti: Funny That Way
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Julia Scotti: Funny That Way

Julia Scotti calls herself a female “of transgender experience,” which is to say that the woman used to be a man. And even though that man—Rick Scotti—was a comedian successful...
Demon Sex
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Demon Sex

Goth Christmas—aka Halloween, aka the greatest, horniest holiday of the year—is once again upon us. Gather around, children of the night, as we regale you with dark tales of demon sex and the non-secular...
Newbie Spotlight: Porn’s Rising Stars
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Newbie Spotlight: Porn’s Rising Stars

Starting a new job in any field is stressful and daunting. Now close your eyes and imagine it’s a job where you take your clothes off and fuck for millions of people to see....
Shock & Awe
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Shock & Awe

The annual Cannes Film Festival is no stranger to controversy. In fact, controversy is the best part of this overblown and bloated parade of egos. Past directors have earned the ire of audiences with their...
Right-Wing Radicals in Robes
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Right-Wing Radicals in Robes

Activist GOP Justices on the Supreme Court are ignoring the constitution and demolishing American democracy. Look. This is simple. The 15th Amendment, ensuring former slaves the right to...
Remembering Dahlia Sky
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Remembering Dahlia Sky

In a community as tightly knit as the adult entertainment industry, it’s devastating when somebody slips through the cracks. In July we lost Dahlia Sky. The beloved performer was found dead in her...
Joe Stapleton: Dating to Win
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Joe Stapleton: Dating to Win

Online dating is a numbers game. There’s a seemingly endless supply of profiles to choose from, and it’s a gamble if you’re going to meet the love of your life, a dud or a catfish....
Pegging: A Primer
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Pegging: A Primer

We live in a golden age of sexual awareness. From gender identity to ethical nonmonogamy, people are more open than ever to the full spectrum of what sex and sexuality have to offer. So the next time your...
MILF to Karens: Suck It
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MILF to Karens: Suck It

Like Batman or Dr. Fauci, Brittney Glidden is the hero we need but don’t deserve. Hailing from Maine, her fight is for freedom: the freedom to proclaim she is a proud MILF to the entire world—or...