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The Lowdown on Sub Drop
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The Lowdown on Sub Drop

Sometimes, the comedown from the heights of ecstasy can be a pretty rough landing. Join us as we explore a common but relatively undiscussed phenomenon of BDSM. If you’re a fan of BDSM scenes, you...
Sorry, Boss—I’m on My Porn Break!
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Sorry, Boss—I’m on My Porn Break!

According to recent research, millions of people take time out of the workday to consume XXX. We look at the risks of watching smut on the clock. It seems a lot of hard-working...
She’s Got Legs
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She’s Got Legs

Sure, it might feel great to fold your girl up like a rag doll while you’re going to town, but beware—not every woman is willing to risk pulling a hamstring in the name of sexual gymnastics. A lot of...
Barroom Balls
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Barroom Balls

After years of dating-app dominance, traditional hookups out in the wild are poised to make a comeback. Are you prepared to go face-to-face again with your mating efforts? These days, the horny and hungry for...
Hook Up, Bail Out
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Hook Up, Bail Out

Join us as we tackle the touchy subject of when to head for the door after a one-night stand. There’s an old country song which wisely asserts that you have to “know when to walk away, and know when to...
New Year’s Sex-olutions
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New Year’s Sex-olutions

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their goals, hopes and ambitions for 2024. Holy shit—it’s almost 2024! Each year is a clean start, an opportunity to wipe the slate clean and fulfill our...
Don’t Sweat It
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Don’t Sweat It

The ritual of most men is to shower before leaving the house, ensuring that their redolence radiates with favorability as they venture out for a poon-prowling night on the town. They douse themselves in all...
Roomie Romps: The Pleasures and Perils of Banging Your Housemate
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Roomie Romps: The Pleasures and Perils of Banging Your Housemate

Sure, hooking up with your roommate might seem convenient, but beware—play things wrong, and you might just...
All Hail the Size Queens!
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All Hail the Size Queens!

For these girth-craving, length-loving XXX beauties, bigger is definitely better. “How can you fit that monster-size dong in there?!” is something we’ve all found ourselves muttering when...
Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 2
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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 2

The eyes, it’s been said, are the windows to the soul. If  that’s the case, you’re about to get a crystal-clear view of some souls that are as deep as the ocean, as vast as the sky and as...
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Tales From the Clit: Kianna Dior

Cum-loving MILF goddess Kianna Dior is pure porn perfection. From DVPs to bukkake blowbangs, she is insatiable to the last drop. So naturally we had to recruit her for our sexy...
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Lights, Camera, Fumigalli!

There are so many talented people working behind the scenes at HUSTLER; we would be remiss not to celebrate their outstanding contributions to the pornographic arts. One such unsung hero is...
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Breaking Baddies

Whether you ghosted a gym membership or never quite got around to penning the great American novel, everyone at some point or another has tasted the bitter defeat of completely blowing your New Year’s...
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Back to the Future

One thing you can say about the adult entertainment industry is that it is never boring—for better or worse. But let’s put “worse” on the backburner for now and focus on the good things. Specifically,...
Photos By Beaux Le Foto
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Maid to Order

Horny neat freaks, rejoice! Hot, topless house cleaners are real and standing by to polish your curios. Remember Chloe Cage, the sexy hotwife we interviewed for HUSTLERMagazine.com last April ? She’s...
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Politics

I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore

Conventional wisdom about Donald Trump and elections is always right—except when it isn’t. As we go to press, it seems an all-but-foregone conclusion to most that Donald Trump...
Artificial Intelligence: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
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Artificial Intelligence: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

In July, the U.N. hosted an “AI (Artificial Intelligence) for Good” global summit in Switzerland, featuring a press conference with nine humanoid robots...
Crystal Rose Napolitano: Body Talk
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Crystal Rose Napolitano: Body Talk

Somatic attachment coach Crystal Rose Napolitano wants you to listen to your body. Ask yourself, “Do I feel safe? Am I able to give and receive love?” The road to intimacy...
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Let’s Dance: Hitting the Road With XXX Stars

What would it be like to get a lap dance from your favorite porn star? Wonder no more, as these five-star feature dancers bring the party to you! Lots of...
Phone Sex
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Phone Sex

According to a recent survey, one in five people use their cell phone while getting busy. Which can definitely be a real hang-up, but it doesn’t have to mean getting disconnected from your partner. The...
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Rubber Out?

Why some guys balk when a woman who comes prepared with her own condoms—and why that attitude is so wrongheaded. If there is one line that’s uttered during a casual fling with a sexy stranger to signal...