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Going Dark
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Going Dark

They’re loners, they’re rebels and, according to loads of women, they’re sexually irresistible. Join us as we explore the allure of the bad boy. Some women yearn for a knight in shining armor, and others...
Blondes on Blondes Vol. 5
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Blondes on Blondes Vol. 5

Is there anything better than a hot, naked blonde? Sure, there is—namely, two hot, naked blondes pairing up and getting down! And when you’re really lucky, there’s a trio of towheaded...
Socially Conscious With Cerise Lynx
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Socially Conscious With Cerise Lynx

Naughty nymph Cerise Lynx has us seeing red in the best possible way as we dissect her social-media offerings. A deliciously pervy pinup with a penchant for vintage porn, Cerise...
Michael Des Barres: “My Whole Life Has Been Pornographic”
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Michael Des Barres: “My Whole Life Has Been Pornographic”

The veteran musician discusses honoring rock ‘n’ roll’s orgiastic legacy with his new album. Michael Des Barres is a rock ‘n’...
Smart Fuckers
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Smart Fuckers

Never mind banging your gal’s brains out; by giving her an orgasm, you might actually be boosting her intellect, at least temporarily. Get ready for the science… Despite men’s reputation as...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13

Usually, giving the finger is considered a gesture of contempt, but when gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys are slipping themselves—and each other—some digits, it’s a delicious act of bliss....
Fucking Fatal?
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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits. Can you die from...
Glory Holes Galore!
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Glory Holes Galore!

It’s time to go balls to the wall—we’re about to discuss anonymous blowjobs delivered through sensually seedy openings. Glory, glory (hole), hallelujah! We’ve all heard tales of a secluded gas...
Prophylactic Pit Stop?
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Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging,...
The Final Girls
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The Final Girls

They know how to scream, they know how to die, but above all, they know how to kick some bogeyman ass! One by one the rest of the characters have been stabbed, hung, ripped limb from limb, until the only...
PHOTO BY ALEX VALDERANA
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Goth Goddesses

Paint it black: Goth sex workers step out of the shadows and into our hearts. The spooky season is upon us, and there is no way we would rather spend it than in the company of satan’s maidens. Goth sex...
ANNA CHERRY
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Muff Buffs

When Beaver Hunt debuted in 1976, pubic hair dominated women’s pelvic landscape. As time rolled on, more and more nude models and XXX performers chose to zap their short ’n’ curlies. In recent years...
HUSTLER Turns 50 With Style at Anniversary Gala
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HUSTLER Turns 50 With Style at Anniversary Gala

This year marks the 50th Anniversary of HUSTLER Magazine, and in honor of the momentous occasion a gala celebration was held at the HUSTLER Hollywood store on...
Lingerie Lovedolls 17
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Lingerie Lovedolls 17

Get ready for another extravaganza of frills and thrills, as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys strip out of their dainty underthings and show off the goods underneath. It’s the hottest...
Good Gush Almighty!
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Good Gush Almighty!

Why some women experience anxiety over the fact that they squirt—and why they really shouldn’t. It was once believed that squirting was a rare feminine superpower, held only by those given the gift of...
Custom-Clip Craziness
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Custom-Clip Craziness

From farting on a chocolate cake to getting shoved up a vampire’s butt, some of our favorite content creators share the wildest special-order clips they’ve filmed for their fans. No...
Praise Be!
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Praise Be!

Looking to get into some complimentary sex? Join us as we explore affirmation play, also known as praise kink. Despite an increasingly fetish-friendly culture, getting kinky is still a frightening affair for...
Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 5
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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 5

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we love a thick, lustrous pubic bush as much as anyone, but there’s also a lot to be said for the bare elegance of a clean-shaven pussy. With that in mind, join us...
Orifice Work
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Orifice Work

Dreading the idea of returning to the office after an extended period of work-from-home? Maybe you shouldn’t be—because your office just might be filled with newly horny coworkers. During the COVID-19...
Icons of Ignore
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Icons of Ignore

If you get off on getting brushed off, these divas of disregard will get your attention (even if they don’t return the favor). Being ignored makes most people feel unwanted and unimportant, but there is...
Blue-Collar Babes
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Blue-Collar Babes

Exploring the erotic allure of women who engage in manual labor. The male persuasion typically doesn’t want its women too rough around the edges. Nope, men often like their gals to look a particular way—a...