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Three’s Not a Crowd—It’s a Party!
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Three’s Not a Crowd—It’s a Party!

Hooking up with two other people can be a sublime sexual experience, but beware—there are plenty of hurdles on the path to threeway bliss. When Adam* was in college, he used to...
Hey, Stop Playing With Yourself When I’m Home!
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Hey, Stop Playing With Yourself When I’m Home!

Masturbating while your significant other is under the same roof is usually considered bad form in a relationship, but it really shouldn’t be. Join us as...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alice Lighthouse
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alice Lighthouse

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alice Lighthouse, who...
HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!
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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!

Ah, sailing the high seas! The fresh air. The sunshine. And if you’re lucky, a smoking-hot, naked babe to serve as your first mate.  These were the...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor, Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor, Vol. 2

Rejoice; Happy Hour is here again! And what’s Happy Hour without a few laughs? So belly up to the bar and get yourself a snootful of snickers courtesy of...
Animal Attraction
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Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall...
Photo: Greg Balfour Evans / Alamy Stock Photo
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Cannabis Cuties

In honor of 4/20, we spark up a conversation with some of our favorite weed-friendly XXX performers. It’s that time of year again. That smoke cloud and skunk-scented aroma are in the air: it’s 4/20, the...
Titty Tuesday, Part II
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Titty Tuesday, Part II

There’s nothing better than a great pair of shapely breasts, is there? Big or small, we love them all! With that in mind, allow us to hit you with our breast shots, courtesy of HUSTLER’s Honeys....
Sex Worker Zines: A DIY Revolution
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Sex Worker Zines: A DIY Revolution

After the passage of FOSTA-SESTA in 2018, sex workers were deplatformed en masse. We lost critical advertising spaces and our lives became much more precarious. In the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alex Coal
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alex Coal

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Alex Coal, a brunette beauty who...
Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles
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Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles

Ah, blue; the color of the sky and sea alike. The color of relaxation, peace, royalty and loyalty—and when it comes with a dash of sweet, wet pink, even better! Go on and get...
Friday Funnies: A Taxing Situation
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Friday Funnies: A Taxing Situation

It’s Tax Time yet again, and while it might not be fun bending over for Uncle Sam, allow us to take some of the sting out of the situation with these hilarious, uproarious...
Photo courtesy of Madam Carmen
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KINKNIK: A New Twist on BDSM

Meet Madam Carmen, a content creator who’s bringing a more diverse approach to the world of kink. Fetish maven Madam Carmen’s organization, KINKNIK, produces adult content with the aim...
Hump-Day Special: Ukraine Honeys
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Hump-Day Special: Ukraine Honeys

As horrifying as it’s been to watch Russia’s aggression toward Ukraine unfold, the bravery and resilience displayed by the Ukrainian people as they defend their country has...
Stay Hard!
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Stay Hard!

If you’ve ever experienced difficulty getting it up, know this—you are far from alone; it happens to almost every guy at some point. Also, know this—there are numerous methods for overcoming erectile...
Self-Care: A XXX Guide
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Self-Care: A XXX Guide

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers explain how they unwind and recharge after a strenuous day on the job. Giving your mind, body and soul some much-needed TLC is important no matter what...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessie Andrews
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessie Andrews

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jessie Andrews. A...
Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part V
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part V

You have to love a beautiful woman who isn’t afraid to take her satisfaction into her own hands. Join us as we salute diddle-happy HUSTLER Honeys as they...
Kink Couture
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Kink Couture

Paris runways, Kourtney Kardashian, Madonna at the VMAs —fetish fashion is everywhere right now (again), much to the chagrin of those who helped make it what it is. Not that there’s anything wrong with...
Good Sex, Good Life
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Good Sex, Good Life

If you know anything about Canadians, it’s that most of them are pretty damn nice. That goes double for Nova Scotia girls, who are cute, fun and can drink a Russian submarine commander under the...
“Maus” Trap
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“Maus” Trap

“Orwellian” is putting it mildly. In January a Tennessee school board banned a Pulitzer Prize-winning book from its libraries. What pernicious tome could have provoked such an extreme course of action? A...