April 2020

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No Meat, More Heat

The baseless belief that eating meat is somehow synonymous with strength and virility is being turned on its ear in a new Netflix documentary that extols the many virtues of a plant-based diet. But as to the latter, can eating vegan really add extra...

The Future of Male Contraception

You know what? Let’s forego the pithy setup and puns—you deserve the facts and just the facts. And as moments of reckoning go, it doesn’t get much more “real” than sticking a hypodermic in your dick to prevent...

Chew Toys

Face it: Dogs and cats, while intelligent in their own right, are either unable or unwilling to distinguish between a shoe and a dildo. And while animals are by no means inherently naughty (except when the little fuckers shit in your shoe), you may...

Sub Seeks Master

Kink dating is anything but simple or straightforward. Think of it this way: You love sushi. Like, the good stuff, the really good stuff: razor clams, uni and hamachi so fresh, it was swimming happily only moments before hitting your plate. Now,...

Real Talk: Anal Sex Edition

Like oysters or CrossFit, anal sex isn’t for everyone. Those who love it love it, while others are cool to the concept either by virtue of a bad experience, fear or simple personal preference. All this considered, it’s...

In Praise of Streaking

Remember the Instagram model who flashed her breasts at Houston Astros pitcher Gerrit Cole during Game 5 of the World Series? Say what you will about this cheap publicity stunt, those boobs are now forever enshrined in history, her perky...

The Kominsky Method Loves Amber Lynn

Fans of the Netflix comedy The Kominsky Method, which returned for its second season on October 25, received an extra-special treat as they caught up with Sandy Kominsky, Norman Newlander—and a classic HUSTLER...

Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood

How better to spend your Friday night than in the presence of porn royalty? HUSTLER Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard location was recently packed with eager fans as XXX superstar Angela White dropped in to press the flesh...

Celeb Skin: Stars Who Stripped

Move over J.Lo and company. We’re not interested in celebrities doing impressions of strippers—we want the real thing. And none of that Hollywood burlesque nonsense either. It’s pole or nothing as HUSTLER recaps the famous...

Group Masturbation: The Healing Touch?

In this age of steamed vaginas and Goop, no manner of new age hoo-ha should come as a surprise anymore. Rejuvenating beluga placenta facial mask? Here’s my credit card number! But it’s not fair to generalize; yes,...

Isn’t it Romantic?

Love is pure. Love is blind. Love is forever. But let’s be real, because love isn’t going to protect your assets when a marriage turns to shit. A prenuptial agreement, while short on romance, has its place and purpose—but like any tool, in the...

Paging Dr. Butt

Doctors are people too. They have families, hobbies, fears, desires—and just like you, they use social media. So unless you want your humiliating X-ray retweeted to infinity, it’s probably best if you stop sticking crazy stuff up your bumhole....

Hardcore Heroism

Hats off to this month’s porn hero, the venerable Bang Bros. Their gifts to the world are many—Bang Bus is an institution— but none have been so appreciated as their purchase of Porn Wikileaks (PWL), a reprehensible doxxing site that...

Cupcake Queens Capture Our Hearts

Is there anything more uplifting, more emblematic of pure joy than a cupcake? But what if the cupcake were more than just a sweet treat—as in a symbol of compassion and support for those who need it most?  Like...

Meals 4 Heels

Shift work is a bitch, especially if your hours are completely out of whack with the kind of conveniences us nine-to-fivers take for granted. Things like, oh, I don’t know, eating? It’s a challenge and all-around pain in the ass, especially for...

Sex Workers Tell All

Reddit: Birthplace of memes and home of the greatest off-the-record confessions on the internet. Last time we dipped into the well, it was celeb sex encounters; this time we’re after the funniest and weirdest client encounters, as told by the...

Everything Butt

Fan conventions are everywhere these days. From Japanese anime to The Big Lebowski, just about every niche interest imaginable offers some sort of forum for likeminded people to get together and geek out with total abandon. But what if, instead of...

The Best Medicine

Guess what? Heart attacks are no fun. But almost dying is no reason to stop living, especially if the path to better health is paved with sweet sex.  We recently discovered some surprising advice for heart attack survivors: More—not...

Guest Service

Some ideas make so much sense that you wonder how no one thought of it sooner. Like KFC’s paradigm-smashing Double Down sandwich, certain pairings are nothing short of perfection— sodium coma notwithstanding.  The innovation in question...

The Orgy Dome

For the uninitiated, an event like Burning Man assumes an almost larger-than-life mythology. The costumes, the drugs, the desert, the drugs— every story you hear is crazier and more surreal than the one before, but no legend is more fabled than...

Shhhh, We’re Trying to Have Sex

Lists—this is journalism in the 21st century. In the never-ending quest for click-throughs, likes and upvotes, laziness reigns as we all chase after the lowest common denominator. Case in point: Greatist’s...

Love Quizzes Are Dumb – Take Ours

No one is arguing that to love someone, you need to know someone. And over the course of a marriage, people can drift apart as life chips away at the burning passion that once fueled your fairy-tale romance. While...

In Praise Of Older Women

You know what the worst thing about the music industry is? The music industry. Leave it to some needle-dick executive with too much power to think that anyone cares what he thinks. It’s what makes the small victories feel all the more...

DIY Dildos

Have we finally reached peak “craft”? In the age of crocheted menstrual pads and activist needlepoint, it seems only fitting that homemade sex toys are now a thing. And we’re not talking about repurposed kitchenware or locally grown...