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February 2023

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Sex in Space

He’s the heartthrob porn star who launched a million memes. Now Johnny Sins has his sights set on porn’s final frontier: space. In a recent interview with Vice Australia, Sins said he would love to be the first porn star in orbit. “I think...

Rumor Has It

Say what you will about his recent output (please leave house music to the professionals), Drake has proven himself quite the trickster in promoting his 12th LP, Her Loss, a joint release with 21 Savage. To promote the album, the rappers released a...

Valentine’s Day Lingerie

Let’s not hem ourselves into an unnecessarily rigid definition of how to enjoy Valentine’s Day. Michelin-star restaurants, diamonds, hot air balloon rides—fine for some, but for those who prefer to buck tradition, might we suggest a...

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Film nerds are for sure familiar with the Criterion Closet. This is a popular video series by the acclaimed Criterion Collection, a film and video distribution company dedicated to restoring and preserving some of the greatest motion pictures ever...

Grave Tales

Homer Simpson: “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!” Bart, to the rest of the family: “I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” This classic moment from The Simpsons is pretty...

You, Me & 2023

Should auld acquaintance be forgot… Yup, another trip around the sun, and you’re still alive. Give yourself a pat on the back! But just because we’re in survival mode these days doesn’t mean we can’t hold out hope for a better tomorrow. Be...

Battle of the Biopics

Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: Rocco Siffredi wants you to know that the...

Dead Sexy

You know what we don’t spend enough time discussing? Celebrities who have sex with ghosts. Last summer Buzzfeed blessed us with a spooky listicle of A-listers who claim to have experienced spectral encounters of a rather intimate nature....

Vibrategate

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and it threatens to unravel the very fabric of society. Vibrating anal beads, once a harmless sex toy, are at the epicenter of multiple scandals involving extremely unsportsmanlike conduct. And frankly,...

Pillow Hacks

If you thought pillows were just for sleep and occasionally smothering your enemies, then boy, do we have some fun news for you about this multifaceted bedroom staple/murder weapon. Doctors at a private medical clinic in New York were able to...

Emojis For Dummies

Full disclosure: The HUSTLER editorial team skews Millennials and older. And as much as we try to stay on top of current trends, we must admit that this latest revelation was a tough pill to swallow: The thumbsup emoji is out! If, like us, you lean...

Crystal Ball(s)

All right, 2023, let’s get this over with: Tell us to hold your beer so you can go fuck things up even more than they are now. We’ll wait. War in Ukraine, Kanye vs. Jews, Queen kicks the bucket—seriously, where do we go from here? Followers of...

In the Key of Sex

We really feel for Reddit user TylerLife, who recently got dragged all over the internet for his shall we say unorthodox taste in music. Don’t get us wrong—everything has its place in time and space, but less so when curating your sex playlist....

Perfect Pairs

Pairing wine and food is as much science as it is instinct. Yes, most shellfish are best enjoyed with a crisp white, but ultimately, it’s about what works for you and your particular palette. There is no crime in enjoying a robust claret with your...

Christmas Cuties

It’s that time of year again, when we hang our stockings and gather ’round the hearth to toast another yuletide season. But if you’re more Larry Flynt than Norman Rockwell, then boy, oh, boy, do we have a Christmas present for you! Yes, dear...

Hot for Mascots

It’s been a wild year, but even we didn’t have “the yassification of Gritty” on our 2022 bingo cards. Smash-cut to September, when an attendee at DragonCon in Georgia tweeted out a photo of a cosplayer who had accomplished the seemingly...

HUSTLER @ the Movies: “Orgazmo”

History will judge Trey Parker and Matt Stone as the greatest cultural arbiters of our era. The scorched-earth satire of South Park is a gift, but let’s not forget that they also blessed us with some of the most...

Satanic Panic

There are many reasons to love the latest and greatest season of the Duffer brothers’ Netflix smash hit, Stranger Things: the stellar cast, the practical effects, Kate Bush, Metallica—but best of all? Its unabashed love for the greatest...

Cock Ring Bling

Custom sneakers are for basic bitches. As a rapper in 2022-23, you’re just a giant pile of irrelevance unless your side hustle includes a handmade, jewel-studded, 18-karat cock ring. Because nothing says “baller” like $25,000 worth of ice and...

The (SE)X Files

With the oversaturation of true crime and murder podcasts, it’s a shame that no one wants to talk about the greatest mystery of Pandemic Times: Why the sharp and sudden drop-off in public sex? At the behest of our lawyers, we are obliged to state...

Sex on the First Date?

Sex on the first date: yea or nay? Not you, dude. This one is for the ladies. Because unlike men, women are made to carry some unfortunate and patently unfair baggage when consenting to a hot fuck sans courtship. Safety, stigma, the...

A Very Vore Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving, Turkey Day, Black Friday Eve—whatever you want to call it, the holiday is first and foremost a food odyssey. Specifically, that succulent bird and all the mouthwatering trimmings you know and love. Personally, we’re...

The Breeders

“What’s the deal with breeding?!” Seriously though, what does it mean to have a breeding kink, and how is it more than just a deliberate creampie surprise? As with any fetish, it’s open to interpretation. Some people actually want to get...

Die Like a Pro

Want to scream like the queens? Welcome to Rebecca Vanguard’s Fetish Horror Acting Master Class. The first three rows will be sprayed in viscera. Rebecca has been making porn since 2017, but did you know that she is also an award-winning actor and...