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Bad Dad

The Republican Party and its far-right base are, if anything, predictable. Their strategy basically boils down to one trope: “Accuse the other of that you are guilty.” That this is a quote attributed to Joseph Goebbels should come as no...

Tales From the Clit: Spencer Bradley

Powerhouse performer Spencer Bradley joins the Clit Brigade and delivers an absolute scorcher with this tale of casual creampies and life-changing pussy: “It started out like any other day: I woke up and left my...

Kiki Isobel: Fan Service

Some people play Powerball. Others follow their favorite XXX hotties on social media in the hopes that they may one day claim the ultimate prize: porn star sex that doesn’t involve a Fleshlight. Of course, seasoned gooners know that some...

Porn for Lovers

Viewing porn is, for the most part, a solitary experience (please don’t watch it on the bus or subway, okay?). But sometimes it’s fun to play with others. The question is, what will bring mutual enjoyment while not skimping on the heat? While...

Better Off Red

Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libidos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame, made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse to present the Ladies in Red: Sydney Screams...

Tales From the Clit: Kianna Dior

Cum-loving MILF goddess Kianna Dior is pure porn perfection. From DVPs to bukkake blowbangs, she is insatiable to the last drop. So naturally we had to recruit her for our sexy storytellers’ series! In this lurid tale...

Lights, Camera, Fumigalli!

There are so many talented people working behind the scenes at HUSTLER; we would be remiss not to celebrate their outstanding contributions to the pornographic arts. One such unsung hero is HUSTLER Video director Fumigalli. A...

Breaking Baddies

Whether you ghosted a gym membership or never quite got around to penning the great American novel, everyone at some point or another has tasted the bitter defeat of completely blowing your New Year’s resolution. And you know what? That’s fine....

Back to the Future

One thing you can say about the adult entertainment industry is that it is never boring—for better or worse. But let’s put “worse” on the backburner for now and focus on the good things. Specifically, the promise of a new year filled with...

Maid to Order

Horny neat freaks, rejoice! Hot, topless house cleaners are real and standing by to polish your curios. Remember Chloe Cage, the sexy hotwife we interviewed for HUSTLERMagazine.com last April ? She’s introduced some new services since...

Remembering Saya Song

It is with alarming frequency that we mark the passing of our friends and family in the adult entertainment industry, and it hurts our hearts more with each tragic loss. On September 4, beloved performer and wonderful human being Saya Song...

Tales From the Clit: Violet Myers

We’re going to have to rename this series “Porn Stars & Rappers,” because they are horny for each other 24/7. In this month’s installment, fan favorite Violet Myers delivers a delectable dose of celebrity...

Slay Belles

Eggnog, a roaring fire and babes who roast our chestnuts: These are the things that the holidays are made of. However or whatever you celebrate this time of year, we guarantee a holly, jolly good time in the company of festive femmes rocking the...

Use Me

If you’ve ever fantasized about being someone else’s obedient sex toy, your fetish has a name: “Free Use.” The fantasy of being used, sexually, by anyone at any time can be a rush; but like any kink, it must be carefully negotiated and...

Say My Name

If you’ve ever been lost in the throes of passion and caught yourself calling out the name of someone other than the person you’re with, don’t panic, because you are in very good company. Fantasizing about other people during sex is perfectly...

Dark Angel

Remember Ossuary Angel from the May 2022 issue (“Chills ’n’ Thrills”)? The flesh-eating vampire of your dreams (Vania, 2019) is back and bloodier than ever in A Corpse for Christmas (Blood Sick Productions), a punk-as-fuck slice of extreme...

Skimming the Surface

By no means are we trying to cramp your style, but have you considered worshiping ass as a gateway to anal sex? Hear us out: A 2022 survey reveals how, when it comes to butt play, 40% of women prefer the stimulation of touch to full-on penetration...

Foxy in Flannel

Like jumping into a pile of leaves or carving a Thanksgiving turkey, nothing says autumn like the return of flannel shirts to your daily rotation. Rugged, fuzzy and oh, so comfy, a good flannel is like a hug you can wear. As with pretty much any...

Five Questions for a Fluffer

You may think fluffers in porn went the way of the dinosaurs, and you would be wrong. Dead wrong. These unsung heroes of the adult entertainment industrial complex are alive and well, doing God’s work by keeping dicks stiff and...

Dungeon Monitors

It’s not exactly the kind of job your high school guidance counselor recommends, but who cares what a guidance counselor thinks? Suffice it to say, if kink is your calling and safety your mantra, then you may have what it takes to be a dungeon...

Lo and Behold

Teresa Lo is the shit. The beloved HUSTLER contributor of nine years and stellar stand-up comedian is one of our favorite people on the planet, no cap. Now, on top of running her own company and cohosting the amazing Sex & Boba podcast, Lo is...

See You in Salem!

Yeah, Punta Cana is great, but have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Lowlita (pictured) is an erotic artist and practicing Wiccan who has an uncanny knack for supernatural encounters. It should come as no surprise then that her...

Parasite Porn

Love porn, but prefer your sex steeped in mind control and alien infestations? Welcome to Parasited, the envelope-pushing horror porn site that’s taking hardcore to strange and deliciously disturbing places. Just in time for Halloween, Parasited...

Spooktacular

The spooky season is officially upon us! But for these daughters of our Dark Lord, being hot and demonic is a year-round affair. Here are nine to tempt you into servitude. Baal Eldritch: Hungarian cyberdomme seeks fresh souls for her army of...