Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Too Hot for Halftime
Was it the fire engine red breastplate? Help us out, FCC, because we’re still trying to figure out why Rihanna’s halftime show landed 103 viewer complaints. Maybe chalk it up to the Janet Jackson effect, and how one nipple has made it virtually...
RIP, Raquel
Remember that scene in Hannie Caulder (1971) where Raquel Welch shrinks her pants to fit her fabulous form? We do. Do we ever. For those unfamiliar with her work and complicated legacy, we are once again honored to draw deep from the well of film...
Tales From the Clit! Sophia Locke
Welcome to our new, semi-regular feature where adult entertainment stars and creators share their dirtiest stories in excruciating detail. Up first is the cum-back kid herself, Sophia Locke, who remembers her first...
BBQ Babes
Do you smell that? Breathe in deep, my friends, because summer is here, and barbecue season is officially underway. Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, start your grills! With warmer temps come scantily clad hotties with a taste for meat, sweets...
The Porn Workout
Burying the lede is an old journalism term that describes reporting in which a very, very important fact is buried way down toward the bottom of an article. “Mayor inaugurates new swing set! Oh, and someone’s baby was eaten alive by a pack of...
Mile High Mayhem
Look, no one wants to end up on the no-fly list. And while joining the Mile High Club may seem like a worthy notch on your list of sexual conquests, cramped sex in a stanky-ass bathroom the size of a gym locker is not exactly our idea of a...
I Screen, You Screen
Everyone is entitled to their privacy, and personal information should never be shared willy-nilly. But if you seek the services of a professional companion and refuse to screen? Then you, sir, are what is referred to in scientific circles as “a...
Doshi Domination
It’s the Year of the Rabbit, but only according to Chinese astrology. For fans of porn’s fastest-rising star, however, 2023 belongs to one person and one person only: Nicole Doshi. Born in China, Doshi dominated adult entertainment in 2022....
Multiplayer Mischief
Yeah, naked Twister is great and all, but have you ever had sweaty, passionate sex right after a heated Mario Kart battle? Naughty adult games are the spice of life, but what about those nights when strip poker and truth or dare simply won’t cut...
Law & Order: Hotwife Unit
Did you hear the one about the sexy Tennessee cop who got fired for banging six of her fellow officers? Somewhere in L.A., a production company is scrambling to put together the porno based on this very sexy scandal. A recap for the...
At the Movies, With Axel Braun
When considering art and the appreciation thereof, the only constant is its complete subjectivity. Great art is great because it inspires awe in your soul. But even the most cynical critic would be hard-pressed to deny the...
Year of the Peg
We don’t need much in the way of encouragement to champion the virtues of pegging (butt stuff rocks). So if amateur porn site Clips4Sale says that pegging is shaping up to be the fetish trend of 2023, then let’s strap up, strap on and get to it!...
Fucking Famous
In an interview late last year, porn A-lister and HUSTLER centerfold (44th Anniversary Issue) Abella Danger revealed her secret celeb sex fantasy: Barbie herself, Ms. Margot Robbie. Do we approve? Hell, yes! Are we surprised? Not really. To be...
Porn, a Love Story
Gooners: They are the unsung heroes of adult entertainment, worshiping and consuming porn with the passion of evangelical true believers. And Catherine Duffy? She is living the goonette (female gooner) lifestyle to the max. (But for the record,...
A Little Dab’ll Do Ya
We take TikTok tutorials with a grain of salt, and so should you, but as soon as “vabbing” started to trend, it was decided that further research would be required. Paging Dr. Ravioli! Clown Princess Kat Ravioli is many things to many...
Sex Club Rules
For the multitudes of us who are perpetually horny and kink-curious, taking that first big step is often the hardest. So it’s deeply appreciated when experienced sexperts lend a helping hand with priceless (and face-saving) advice. Of course, no...
Eat More Ass
Let us dispense with the pleasantries and get right to the point: Do you like butt stuff? How about lethally gorgeous redheads who like butt stuff? Performer extraordinaire and guest columnist Sonia Harcourt delivers a master class on rimming and...
Carol Leigh: RIP, Scarlot Harlot
HUSTLER contributor and fetish model Lux Lives eulogizes an icon whose groundbreaking activism paved the way for sex workers today. Carol Leigh, author, artist and titan of sex worker rights activism, passed away on...
Earth-Shattering O’s
Perhaps as a sort of olive branch for her lackluster filmography (have you seen Valerian? Blech!), model-slash-actor (Zoolander reference!) Cara Delevingne is dedicating herself to science—not her body so much as the full-body sensation of sexual...
Hurray for St. Paddy’s Day!
The most famous drinking holiday in the world is nearly upon us, but this year we’re hoisting our mugs to salute the real heroes of Saint Patrick’s Day: sexy Celtic adult industry workers from Eugene, Oregon, to Belfast,...
The Professional Bimbo
When the world is getting crazier with each passing day and the stresses of life make you want to walk into the ocean, ask yourself, would you rather be IN the moment or blissfully detached from all thoughts and worries? There’s a...
Sex Trends: What’s Hot
Trends may come and go, but like Chuck Taylors or weed (especially weed), hot, kinky, consensual sex will never go out of style. Here in the Bits & Pieces boiler room, we’re tracking what’s hot and what’s five-minutes-ago so that...
