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Caught My Stepsister Masturbating

Self-pleasuring sex kittens get a helping hand—and other body parts—from their faux-bros in Caught My Stepsister Masturbating, a testament to siblings from blended families coming together in the best way possible. Auburn-haired Luna Rival, who sports an unkempt crotch bramble, pearish tits and an accent that lands somewhere between France and the San Fernando Valley, is shut down by her stepbrother when she asks to play video games with him. Naturally, she does the next best thing and retires to her bedroom to jostle the button between her legs. Her step-kin eventually checks in on her, and in short order she’s working his joystick like a pro. Dude looks like an underfed John Krasinksi, but definitely gets the job done, then scores bonus points for decorating Rival’s full bush with a full load of jism. Dirty blonde Bobbi Dylan, who thankfully doesn’t resemble her musical namesake, initially taunts her stepbrother like a child, but soon sucks like an experienced woman when he catches her jilling off in the tub. If more exotic fare puts the bloat in your scrote, Maya Bijou will do the trick; she’s not dissimilar to Fast Times-era Phoebe Cates. In a pleasing reversal of that film’s iconic spank-scene, Bijou is the one who’s walked in on while in the middle of masturbating. Bijou is as flexible as she is attractive, going knees-to-chin with a gymnast’s pliability as she’s pummeled with blood-bone by her faux-sibling. Caught My Stepsister Masturbating will make your prick stand up for a round of one-handed applause. To order, call our new DVD hotline at 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, or visit HustlerStore.com. —Pico D. Ribibi

Self-pleasuring sex kittens get a helping hand—and other body parts—from their faux-bros in Caught My Stepsister Masturbating, a testament to siblings from blended families coming together in the best way possible. Auburn-haired Luna Rival, who sports an unkempt crotch bramble, pearish tits and an accent that lands somewhere between France and the San Fernando...
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Luna Rival, Bobbi Dylan, Monica Sage, Brad Knight, Logan Pierce, Seth Gamble & Juan “el Caballo” Loco.