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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jana Jordan

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we ran them twice!  Today we honor Houston native and blond knockout Jana Jordan. They say that everything’s bigger in Texas and, while at 5’3”, Jana might not exactly be of Amazonian proportions, she’s certainly capable of making things much bigger in HUSTLER readers’...

HUSTLER Classic: Whoa, Canada!

There are probably more than a few of us who are considering a move to Canada, depending on how things go in November. (That is, if they would have us.) Should you find yourself on the fence about the prospect, consider this bit of incentive from the July 1989 issue of HUSTLER.  Don’t be fooled...

Working Stiff

The ups and downs of boning a coworker. If we were to pinpoint the single most likely scenario that the average professional can expect during their career, it’s that they will eventually start boning someone they work with.  Most of us have shit where we eat at one time or another. Having sex with co-workers...

HUSTLER Classic: Jungle Love

You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby—you’re gonna come!  Allow us to go a little wild as we look back at the May ’85 issue of HUSTLER and, in particular, the girl-girl pictorial “Lust in the Jungle.”  Lensed by photographer Clive McLean, the photo-set captured a pair of comely creatures in their...

Nikki Glaser: Cuck Comic

Nikki Glaser’s favorite topic is sex, so it’s natural we hounded her for an interview in HUSTLER. And it’s fair to say the comic gets around. She’s hosted her own shows on MTV and Comedy Central, appeared in Jeff Ross and Dave Attell’s Bumping Mics, scored roles in Amy Schumer’s Trainwreck and I Feel Pretty and regularly tours performing stand-up....

Rebeca Soto: Creating Opportunities

Rebeca Soto is a young Chicana illustrator whose often explicit erotica provokes an authentic experience of female sexuality. Explore what happens when Catholic imagery gets a coital realignment in Chicago’s underground queer art scene. HUSTLER: What are your first memories involving art? REBECA SOTO: In my childhood home we would make crafts with crayons and...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Haley Reed

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we turn our lustful eye to Orlando, Florida, native Haley Reed.  Normally, with a babe as fine as Haley, you might expect her looks to come along with a high-maintenance attitude. But to hear her tell it, she’s an...

HUSTLER Classic: Game of Moans

Sure, Game of Thrones was a compelling bit of television, but its stimulating mixture of dragons, swords and sex wasn’t exactly original. In fact, a very similarly themed drama played out in the pages of HUSTLER years before the HBO series premiered.  The February ’04 pictorial featuring Ander Page and Lee Stone was special in...

A Healthy Dose of Sex

These are tough times for medical professionals. With a deadly pandemic raging and a President seemingly intent on downplaying the dangers of COVID-19, dedicated doctors and nurses are fighting an uphill battle as they try to keep the public as healthy as possible.  In honor of their heroic efforts of doctors and nurses everywhere, we...

Hardcore Homage: The Strange & Beautiful Art of Porn Parodies

Porn parodies: They might be a laughing matter—but on the other hand, they’re no laughing matter.  Let’s give it up for XXX spoofs and the mad geniuses who dare tackle the questions that keep us up at night, like, “What if Kramer and George double-teamed Elaine?” Or, “How about, instead of Dr. Who, it’s Dr....

Natasha Leggero: Delightfully Dirty

Natasha Leggero dresses like a queen and curses like a sailor. Known for a stand-up routine that is both debonair and dirty, Leggero started her acting career with roles on many of TV’s modern comedy classics, including It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (credited as “Stripper #1”), Key & Peele (“White Woman #2”), and Reno 911!...

HUSTLER Classic: Breast Wishes

Never has the phrase, “It’s the tits” seemed more appropriate than in this instance. Or the phrase, “Good things come in threes,” for that matter.  In this edition of HUSTLER Classic, we travel back to the September 1982 issue of America’s Magazine and the centerfold pictorial Trina: A Very Special Lady, which featured a gal...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Eufrat

What’s in a name? When it comes to Eufrat, the sizzling subject of this edition of HUSTLER Triple Threat, a whole lot of intrigue.  The first thing anyone thinks when gazing upon this stunning Czech export is, of course, Wow she’s really hot. The second thought is equally inevitable: Eufrat? What kind of name is...

HUSTLER Classic: Alien Urges

With the Earth seeming like it’s going to hell in a handbasket these days, the thought of just pulling up stakes and relocating to outer space feels like an increasingly attractive option.  “Space Probe,” from the April 1977 issue of HUSTLER, offers some definite pros and cons on the prospect of interstellar travel. On the...

Sex Addiction: A Sticky Debate

While the vast majority of us love to fuck, and some of us love to fuck a lot, there are many mistruths when it comes to the subject of actual sex addiction.  The ambiguity surrounding the legitimization and definition of sex addiction isn’t helped by the fact that the medical community is still in conflict...

Big Sleeps: Man of Letters

After literally writing the book on tattoo lettering, the man known as Big Sleeps is on a mission to expand his artistic endeavors and promote the greater good. The phrase “wrote the book” is often used when a single person defines a particular style or aspect of something, but when people say, “Big Sleeps wrote...

HUSTLER Classic: Getting Steamy

Feeling a little steamed-up today? Do we have the vintage HUSTLER pictorial for you! Hitting up the sauna is a great way to relax and sweat out the toxins in your body. And if you really want to turn up the heat and work up a sweat, add a couple of hot chicks to the...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Page

Oklahoma—as the old song has it, it’s the land of wind-swept plains and sweet-smelling, wavin’ wheat.  It’s also the home of Tulsa native Kylie Page, the sweet-faced subject of this edition of HUSTLER Two-Timers.  Blond beauty Page first swept into HUSTLER viewers’ hearts with the June ’18 issue of America’s Magazine. In her layout “One-Night...

Become a Sex Superstar: 6 Easy Steps

Looking to up your game in the bedroom but not sure how? Let our roundtable of women put you on the path to sexual supremacy. Since Adam and Eve were created to populate the planet, men have been trying to figure out what it takes to please women. All Adam knew when he woke up...

HUSTLER Classic: Rubber Lovin’

In the sexual realm, wearing rubber typically involves the well-advised but not particularly arousing act of slapping on a condom for a bout of safe sex.  In some instances, however, wrapping up in latex can be a very stimulating thing indeed.  Take, for example, the January ’92 HUSTLER pictorial Sybil & Roxanne: Rub Up.  Captured...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butting In

Bringing up the rear typically isn’t considered a positive thing—but if you’re talking about bringing up the rear of a hot chick for a hearty round of butt-banging, it doesn’t get much better.  Join us now as we go in through the out door for a tour of HUSTLER’s most fant-ass-tic adventures in anal sex....

The Ins and Outs of Impact Play

Want to be a real hit in the bedroom? Bone up with this primer on spanking, paddles, whips and crops. I like a kink with varying degrees of difficulty: that way, it can be new and exciting or easy and reliable, and there’s always room to level up. Impact play (hitting or striking someone with...

HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

No penis? No problem! These Honeys have toy chests deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving dames. Randy Moore Lacey Sabina Rouge Val Dodds & Penelope Reed Orchidea & Felony Cindy & Bobbie Mary...

Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle

These days pretty much everything you can think of has been fetishized, and kinks are fairly commonplace. Unfortunately, so is kink-shaming. Have you ever been reluctant to share a fantasy for fear it would weird out a potential partner? Until you actually broach the subject, you’re wondering if your foot fetish is just too bizarre....

Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate

A porn superstar discusses her work with the Adult Performers Actors Guild. You think Amber Lynn is passionate when she’s performing for the camera? Just get her started on the state of the adult industry.  In addition to being a XXX talent of legendary renown, Lynn is also a fierce advocate for her fellow performers’...

Doctor of Pornography

Is there a doctor in the house?” someone asked. “Well, technically yes,” I said. “But not the medical kind. I am a doctor of philosophy, but I can really only help out in sex emergencies.” I knew I wanted to study porn ever since law school. I took an elective where we read feminist legal...

Women Tattoo It Better

From groundbreaking tattooists to today’s rising stars, meet America’s amazing female ink artists. Kadriya Truvillion knows that she breaks a lot of old stereotypes about the tattoo industry. Not only is she a thin Black girl working in an industry full of bearded white guys, but she’s also gay, a bit of a video game...

HUSTLER Classic: In the Pink

America’s job market has been turning more and more to a gig economy in recent years, and that’s not likely to change as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to wreak havoc on the country’s employment rates.  It’s a trajectory that carries a fair amount of uncertainty, but fear not—eking out a makeshift living from various sources...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mia Malkova

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we dive deep into XXX goddess Mia Malkova. Hailing from Palm Springs, California—known for its hot springs and breathtaking desert and mountain vistas—Malkova is plenty capable of turning up the heat with some breathtaking views herself.  Case in point:...

Charlotte Sartre: Spooky-Hot

Like everything else in 2020, Halloween isn’t going to be the same this year. Luckily, goth goddess Charlotte Sartre is here to scare you stiff with her sexy, spellbinding presence.  Between the ongoing pandemic, civil unrest and whatever the hell this election campaign has become, Halloween is definitely not going to feel like Halloween this...

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