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Barely Legal #143

[…] BAUER. STARRING: KENDALL WHITE, STEVIE SHAE, CAMERON CANADA, CARTER CRUISE, AVA TAYLOR, MARCO BANDERAS, EVAN STONE, MARK ZANE, RICHIE CALHOUN & BILLY GLIDE. If you’ve seen one Barely Legal flick, you have NOT seen them all! This one starts out deliciously trashy, with girls who look like they were scooped out of the local trailer […] ...

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Barely Legal #153

[…] JENNA REID, GWEN STARK, TYSEN RICH, LOLA HUNTER, SCOTT LYONS, RYAN DRILLER, BRADLEY REMINGTON, RICHIE CALHOUN & TYLER NIXON. Heat up the wienies and warm those buns! Barely Legal #153 is throwing a barbecue party, and everyone’s coming! Like most successful concepts, the idea behind this offering is simple: Throw a bunch of nubile hotties […] ...

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Barely Legal #157: My First Anal

[…] rest of her life. Her first kiss. Her sweet 16 party. And the first time she opened her shitpit for the fervent pounding of a blood-swollen prick. Barely Legal #157: My First Anal captures the wide-eyed and gaped-bung wonder of fresh-faced cuties taking their maiden stroll down Butt-Fuck Boulevard. Redheaded rump virgin Maya Kendrick catches […] ...

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Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs

[…] DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER. STARRING: ALEXIS ADAMS, CHLOE ADDISON, LUNA KITSUEN, CHARITY BANGS, SHEENA RYDER, LONI EVANS, TOMMY PISTOL, JAMIE STONE, MARCO BANDERAS, RICHIE CALHOUN & OTTO BAUER. Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs delivers a parade of ample-titted cuties ripe for the plucking—and other activities that rhyme with plucking. The central slut is fresh-faced dirty-blonde […] ...

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Barely Legal Stepdaughters

[…] BLAIR, MARCO BANDERAS, ERIC JOHN, MARK ZANE & TOMMY GUNN. If the “Family Connections” section of your Facebook account is your go-to porn page, you’ll probably enjoy Barely Legal Stepdaughters, a raunchy paean to the joys found on the quasi-acceptable side of incest. Petite, tight-bodied blonde Dakota James dresses in her bedroom as her step-dad—a […] ...

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Barely Legal #159: Bratty Step Sisters

[…] LIGHT, EMILY WILLIS, HANNAH HAYS, DANNI RIVERS, BAMBINO, RION KING, JOHNNY CASTLE & DYLAN SNOW. The “family that lays together stays together” dynamic is thoroughly explored in Barely Legal #159: Bratty Step Sisters, a paean to the carnal delights of living in a blended family. Adequately directed by B. Skow, the video kicks off with […] ...

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Barely Legal Amish Girls 2

[…] DIRECTOR: BOBBY MANILA. STARRING: BLAIR WILLIAMS, BROOKE HAZE, CLEO VIXEN, CAROLINA SWEETS, TOMMY GUNN, TOMMY PISTOL, AARON EVANS & ALEC KNIGHT. More than barns get raised in Barely Legal Amish Girls 2, a hard-probing exploration of Pennsylvania Dutch-style pussy. Sturdily built blonde Blair Williams is of fine stock, hearty enough to work the fields, yet […] ...

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Barely Legal #145

[…] OTTO BAUER. STARRING: KELLY DIAMOND, ADRIANA MALAO, KACY LANE, HARLEY DEAN, CALI HAYES, RICHIE CALHOUN, JOHN STRONG, TYLER NIXON, EVAN STONE & JAMIE STONE. At 145 installments, Barely Legal still doesn’t look a day over 18, but like that brash teen fuckdoll smoking and cursing at the food court in the mall, there’s still room […] ...

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Barely Legal Blowjob Academy

[…] The threeway club meets after school every day, and oral superenthusiasts earn extra points toward their GPA. Join teachers Natasha Starr and Dahlia Sky as they put barely legal cuties through their paces. Yes, school sucks; that’s why no one wants to graduate. To order Barely Legal Blowjob Academy, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit […] ...

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Barely Legal #180: Roommates

[…] are going these days, most of us will probably be thankful just to share a tent under the freeway before too long. But until then we have Barely Legal #180: Roommates, which focuses on the sexier side of cohabitation. Think of this as an episode of Friends titled "The One Where They All Fuck Each […] ...

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Barely Legal Amish Girls

[…] that. The five fresh fleshpots in this movie come off as clueless as an inbred cousin-wife. And they all plunge pussy first into “rumspringa.” (That’s when Amish barely legals get their brains fucked out in the real world so they know what they’re missing for the rest of their lives.) It’s hard to pick a […] ...

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Barely Legal Baby-Sitters

[…] but really it’s all about who can score the most daddies. You can’t just brag. You need verifiable proof, like a selfie or something. So far Alexis Monroe’s ahead, the little cum slut, but only by one. And I’ve got three jobs booked for this wekeend.” To order Barely Legal #142, call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. ...

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Barely Legal #188: Naughty Sweethearts

Fresh-faced hotties with tight, young bodies run wild and free in Barely Legal #188: Naughty Sweethearts, a paean to the eternal appeal of nubile beauties. There’s nothing elaborate or fancy about this offering—but then, when you have a juicy, tender steak in front of you, why would you slather it with ketchup? No, the sweet […] ...

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Barely Legal #175: Wet Dreams

[…] face of Kellyanne Conway. I believe that one was telling me not to do bath salts after 9 p.m. There’s a different lesson to be learned from Barely Legal #175: Wet Dreams—specifically, that little touches can make the difference between a humdrum spank flick and something really worth paying attention to. The setup is simple […] ...

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Barely Legal #171: Last Days of Summer

"Summer’s almost gone," a certain psychedelic rock poet of the ’60s once sang. "Where will we be when the summer’s gone?" Barely Legal #171: Last Days of Summer offers a pretty prime location to find yourself in as the warmer months wane—balls-deep in the tight, wet recesses of legal-teen snatch. There’s not much here to […] ...

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Barely Legal #166: Little Peaches

In sexual appeal, as in produce, shelf life is an impossible factor to dismiss. Fortunately, Barely Legal #166 cultivates a bushel of peaches on the just-ripe side, swelling with mouthwatering succulence. Vienna Rose is a flaxen-haired, sleepy-eyed doll who’s tiny in every way but for her sexual appetite. Rose exudes farm-fresh goodness as she writhes […] ...

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Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies

[…] Revenge of the Nerds, a group of geeky college outcasts exacts vengeance against their douchey archenemies in part by besting their rivals in a series of competitions. Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies takes a different approach in depicting egghead triumph. In this offering, sexy but lonely intellectual babes snatch the ultimate prize: gooey loads […] ...

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Barely Legal #156: Black Babysitter Buckin’ & Suckin’

[…] probably a liquor cabinet to raid. And if it’s a really sweet gig, there’ll be a nice, big, fat, thrusting tip at the end of the night. Barely Legal #156: Black Babysitter Buckin’ & Suckin’ serves up plenty of sexual delights, but there are also moments of dramatic pathos. Distraught dad Tommy Pistol summons Sarah […] ...

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Barely Legal Girl Power

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Barely Legal #163: Halloween Special

[…] ago it pretty much had the market cornered on fear-driven mask-wearing. Now? Not so much. Still, All Hallows’ Eve is definitely our sexiest holiday, as evidenced by Barely Legal #163: Halloween Special, which will make your sac bulge with its array of sweet, mouthwatering delights. Waifish charmer Izzy Lush pairs up with some dude to […] ...

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Barely Legal #169: 69ing My Stepsister

[…] be said of step-siblings who pair up to chow down…on each other? I’m just a humble porn reviewer, not a family therapist, but I can say that Barely Legal #169: 69ing My Stepsister will leave lust-hungry viewers of a certain pseudo-incestual persuasion full and content. Bratty redhead Arietta Adams, accused of being a "square" by […] ...

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Barely Legal Lawbreakers

[…] crossing the threshold into adulthood, she started stealing more expensive items. Madeline’s crime spree is briefly halted when security guard Pete (Billy Glide) apprehends her, but the barely legal gal persuades him to drop the charges—and his trousers too. Excessively horny Eva (Jenna J. Ross) finds herself in a pickle when Ron (Otto Bauer) spots […] ...

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Barely Legal 192: Valentine Virgins

[…] heart…and the cherubic fucker drives a dagger of despair into your back instead. It’s bitter disappointment, wrapped in deceptively sweet layers of expectation, chocolate and caramel. Luckily, Barely Legal 192: Valentine Virgins actually delivers on the promise of this bullshit holiday—that promise, of course, being sweet, young pussy welcoming us into its warm, snug embrace. […] ...

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BARELY LEGAL #173: BAD TEENS

[…] gig economy, delivering food to some slob who can’t be bothered to waddle to McDonald’s for his McRib. Can anyone really blame them for copping an attitude? At least in Barely Legal #173: Bad Teens, ill-fated members of the post millennial generation receive solace and relief at the end of a cock that’s as hard as the road in front […] ...

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Barely Legal Fresh Buns

[…] butts, firm tatas and an abundance of fucking enthusiasm. Meet fresh new porn starlets River Fox, Shae Celestine, Sophia Lux and Luna Rival. From here on out, you will definitely remember their names. Enjoy the beautiful teen booty of Barely Legal #162: Fresh Buns by calling our new DVD hotline, 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 or visiting HustlerStore.com....

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Barely Legal #182: All By Myself

As Eric Carmen mused in his 1975 chestnut "All By Myself," "When I was young, I never needed anyone, and making love was just for fun." Barely Legal #182: All By Myself offers a pleasantly graphic exploration of youthful solitary pleasure, with nubile babes taking their sexual satisfaction into their own hands—at least until a […] ...

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Barely Legal Southern Belles

[…] STONE & DERRICK PIERCE. Time will tell if the South rises again. (Spoiler alert: Probably not, until Red State goobers stop voting against their best interests.) But Barely Legal Southern Belles will certainly cause an uprising in viewers’ overalls. The parade of fresh peaches ripe for the plucking, sucking and fucking starts with Alice Lighthouse, […] ...

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Barely Legal Babysitter Facials

Barely legal newcomers Vanna Bardot, Adrian Hush, Vina Sky and Lacy Lennon display the fine art of sloppy balls-and-all blowjobs, followed by full-on facials. Young, yes. But inexperienced? Hell, no. They’ll suck you six ways from Sunday. To order Barely Legal #164: Babysitter Facials, call our DVD hotline, 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, or visit HustlerStore.com....

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Barely Legal Apple Bottoms

[…] rounding out this stroker’s honey pot with loads of cheerleader charm. No, this isn’t an anal flick, but as we always say: Who needs the same-old, same-old sodomy when I got a fresh little apple bottom right in front of me? Order Barely Legal Apple Bottoms now by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. ...

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Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters

As I cracked open Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters, I half-hoped it would be a female-led porn reboot of the Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly comedy Step Brothers. Alas, it isn’t, but there’s still plenty to be entertained by here. With her stringy hair, mosquito-bite titties and braces, slender-framed blond cutie Athena May is just the right […] ...

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