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Barely Legal #143

[…] OTTO BAUER.STARRING:  KENDALL WHITE, STEVIE SHAE, CAMERON CANADA, CARTER CRUISE, AVA TAYLOR, MARCO BANDERAS, EVAN STONE, MARK ZANE, RICHIE CALHOUN & BILLY GLIDE. If you’ve seen one Barely Legal flick, you have NOT seen them all! This one starts out deliciously trashy, with girls who look like they were scooped out of the local […] ...

Barely Legal #145

[…] DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER. STARRING: KELLY DIAMOND, ADRIANA MALAO, KACY LANE, HARLEY DEAN, CALI HAYES, RICHIE CALHOUN, JOHN STRONG, TYLER NIXON, EVAN STONE & JAMIE STONE. At 145 installments,Barely Legal still doesn’t look a day over 18, but like that brash teen fuckdoll smoking and cursing at the food court in the mall, there’s still […] ...

Barely Legal Blowjob Academy

[…] The threeway club meets after school every day, and oral superenthusiasts earn extra points toward their GPA. Join teachers Natasha Starr and Dahlia Sky as they put barely legal cuties through their paces. Yes, school sucks; that’s why no one wants to graduate. To order Barely Legal Blowjob Academy, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or […] ...

Barely Legal #153

[…] JENNA REID, GWEN STARK, TYSEN RICH, LOLA HUNTER, SCOTT LYONS, RYAN DRILLER, BRADLEY REMINGTON, RICHIE CALHOUN & TYLER NIXON. Heat up the wienies and warm those buns! Barely Legal #153 is throwing a barbecue party, and everyone’s coming! Like most successful concepts, the idea behind this offering is simple: Throw a bunch of nubile […] ...

Barely Legal #157: My First Anal

[…] rest of her life. Her first kiss. Her sweet 16 party. And the first time she opened her shitpit for the fervent pounding of a blood-swollen prick. Barely Legal #157: My First Anal captures the wide-eyed and gaped-bung wonder of fresh-faced cuties taking their maiden stroll down Butt-Fuck Boulevard. Redheaded rump virgin Maya Kendrick […] ...

Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs

[…] DIRECTOR:  OTTO BAUER. STARRING:  ALEXIS ADAMS, CHLOE ADDISON, LUNA KITSUEN, CHARITY BANGS, SHEENA RYDER, LONI EVANS, TOMMY PISTOL, JAMIE STONE, MARCO BANDERAS, RICHIE CALHOUN & OTTO BAUER. Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs delivers a parade of ample-titted cuties ripe for the plucking—and other activities that rhyme with plucking. The central slut is fresh-faced […] ...

Barely Legal Stepdaughters

[…] BLAIR, MARCO BANDERAS, ERIC JOHN, MARK ZANE & TOMMY GUNN. If the “Family Connections” section of your Facebook account is your go-to porn page, you’ll probably enjoy Barely Legal Stepdaughters, a raunchy paean to the joys found on the quasi-acceptable side of incest. Petite, tight-bodied blonde Dakota James dresses in her bedroom as her […] ...

Barely Legal #159: Bratty Step Sisters

[…] LIGHT, EMILY WILLIS, HANNAH HAYS, DANNI RIVERS, BAMBINO, RION KING, JOHNNY CASTLE & DYLAN SNOW. The “family that lays together stays together” dynamic is thoroughly explored in Barely Legal #159: Bratty Step Sisters, a paean to the carnal delights of living in a blended family. Adequately directed by B. Skow, the video kicks off […] ...

Barely Legal Amish Girls 2

[…] DIRECTOR:  BOBBY MANILA. STARRING:  BLAIR WILLIAMS, BROOKE HAZE, CLEO VIXEN, CAROLINA SWEETS, TOMMY GUNN, TOMMY PISTOL, AARON EVANS & ALEC KNIGHT. More than barns get raised in Barely Legal Amish Girls 2, a hard-probing exploration of Pennsylvania Dutch-style pussy. Sturdily built blonde Blair Williams is of fine stock, hearty enough to work the fields, […] ...

Barely Legal Amish Girls

[…] that. The five fresh fleshpots in this movie come off as clueless as an inbred cousin-wife. And they all plunge pussy first into “rumspringa.” (That’s when Amish barely legals get their brains fucked out in the real world so they know what they’re missing for the rest of their lives.) It’s hard to pick […] ...

Barely Legal #180: Roommates

Roommates are typically people we barely tolerate in our late teens and early 20s, before moving on to our own places, finally free from their annoying habits and sloppy ways. Of course, the way things are going these days, most of us will probably be thankful just to share a tent under the freeway […] ...

Barely Legal Baby-Sitters

[…] but really it’s all about who can score the most daddies. You can’t just brag. You need verifiable proof, like a selfie or something. So far Alexis Monroe’s ahead, the little cum slut, but only by one. And I’ve got three jobs booked for this wekeend.” To order Barely Legal #142, call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. ...

Barely Legal #175: Wet Dreams

[…] face of Kellyanne Conway. I believe that one was telling me not to do bath salts after 9 p.m. There’s a different lesson to be learned from Barely Legal #175: Wet Dreams—specifically, that little touches can make the difference between a humdrum spank flick and something really worth paying attention to. The setup is […] ...

Barely Legal #171: Last Days of Summer

"Summer’s almost gone," a certain psychedelic rock poet of the ’60s once sang. "Where will we be when the summer’s gone?" Barely Legal #171: Last Days of Summer offers a pretty prime location to find yourself in as the warmer months wane—balls-deep in the tight, wet recesses of legal-teen snatch. There’s not much here […] ...

Barely Legal Babysitter Facials

Barely legal newcomers Vanna Bardot, Adrian Hush, Vina Sky and Lacy Lennon display the fine art of sloppy balls-and-all blowjobs, followed by full-on facials. Young, yes. But inexperienced? Hell, no. They’ll suck you six ways from Sunday. To order Barely Legal #164: Babysitter Facials, call our DVD hotline, 800-763-8271 ext. 7651, or visit HustlerStore.com....

Barely Legal: Corrupted #11

[…] DIRECTOR: WILL RYDER. STARRING: ALETTA OCEAN, HONEY FOXXX, KENNA KANE, LESLIE FOXX, TATUM PIERCE, ERIC SWISS, JOHNNY NITRO, ERIC JOHN, SCOTT LYONS & JEREMY STEELE.The definition of “barely legal” has obviously become somewhat elastic lately. That might irk some purists, so this movie trots out Hungarian “It” girl Aletta Ocean as a guaranteed distraction. […] ...

Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters

As I cracked open Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters, I half-hoped it would be a female-led porn reboot of the Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly comedy Step Brothers. Alas, it isn’t, but there’s still plenty to be entertained by here. With her stringy hair, mosquito-bite titties and braces, slender-framed blond cutie Athena May is just the […] ...

Barely Legal #163: Halloween Special

[…] ago it pretty much had the market cornered on fear-driven mask-wearing. Now? Not so much. Still, All Hallows’ Eve is definitely our sexiest holiday, as evidenced by Barely Legal #163: Halloween Special, which will make your sac bulge with its array of sweet, mouthwatering delights. Waifish charmer Izzy Lush pairs up with some dude […] ...

Barely Legal Girl Power

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Barely Legal #172 My First Sex Tape

In this day and age, when everyone but Betty White (we’re assuming) has committed a carnal romp or three in front of the camera’s gaze, the concept of Barely Legal #172: My First Sex Tape requires some suspension of disbelief. But take heart—this video will make your cock work overtime, even if your critical faculties have to take a […] ...

Barely Legal Lawbreakers

[…] crossing the threshold into adulthood, she started stealing more expensive items. Madeline’s crime spree is briefly halted when security guard Pete (Billy Glide) apprehends her, but the barely legal gal persuades him to drop the charges—and his trousers too. Excessively horny Eva (Jenna J. Ross) finds herself in a pickle when Ron (Otto Bauer) […] ...

Barely Legal #166: Little Peaches

In sexual appeal, as in produce, shelf life is an impossible factor to dismiss. Fortunately, Barely Legal #166 cultivates a bushel of peaches on the just-ripe side, swelling with mouthwatering succulence. Vienna Rose is a flaxen-haired, sleepy-eyed doll who’s tiny in every way but for her sexual appetite. Rose exudes farm-fresh goodness as she […] ...

Barely Legal Fresh Buns

[…] firm tatas and an abundance of fucking enthusiasm. Meet fresh new porn starlets River Fox, Shae Celestine, Sophia Lux and Luna Rival. From here on out, you will definitely remember their names. Enjoy the beautiful teen booty of Barely Legal #162: Fresh Buns by calling our new DVD hotline, 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 or visiting HustlerStore.com....

Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies

[…] Revenge of the Nerds, a group of geeky college outcasts exacts vengeance against their douchey archenemies in part by besting their rivals in a series of competitions. Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies takes a different approach in depicting egghead triumph. In this offering, sexy but lonely intellectual babes snatch the ultimate prize: gooey […] ...

Barely Legal Southern Belles

[…] STONE & DERRICK PIERCE. Time will tell if the South rises again. (Spoiler alert: Probably not, until Red State goobers stop voting against their best interests.) But Barely Legal Southern Belles will certainly cause an uprising in viewers’ overalls. The parade of fresh peaches ripe for the plucking, sucking and fucking starts with Alice […] ...

BARELY LEGAL #173: BAD TEENS

[…] gig economy, delivering food to some slob who can’t be bothered to waddle to McDonald’s for his McRib. Can anyone really blame them for copping an attitude? At least in Barely Legal #173: Bad Teens, ill-fated members of the post millennial generation receive solace and relief at the end of a cock that’s as hard as the road in […] ...

Barely Legal Apple Bottoms

[…] out this stroker’s honey pot with loads of cheerleader charm. No, this isn’t an anal flick, but as we always say: Who needs the same-old, same-old sodomy when I got a fresh little apple bottom right in front of me? Order Barely Legal Apple Bottoms now by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com.  ...

Barely Legal #185: Babysitter Sex

[…] jizz stains on your couch? Most importantly, will she ride your cock while the missus is busy making sure your spawn is safely tucked away in bed? Barely Legal #185: Babysitter Sex explores the joys of banging the young, tight-bodied hottie you’ve entrusted with your child’s welfare. Dirty-blond, squeaky-voiced temptress Penelope Kay rubs one […] ...

Barely Legal Troop 69

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Barely Legal #179: College Secrets

Four brand-new XXX barely legals star in this dormitory delight. Finally, no more parents-it's time to go wild! Watch Nikole Nash, Lulu Chu, Sadie Hartz and Kourtney Rae explore their newfound fucking freedom every chance they get. There will be time enough to study later... maybe next year. Right now it's all about the […] ...