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Talk Dirty to Me

Looking for a better bedroom experience? Speak up! How lusty banter with your partner can lead to a more robust sex life. Everyone knows the couple who always seems to be getting it on. They often walk into a room beaming with an energy suggesting they may have just finished doing the backseat boogie before...

Santa’s Naughty List: XXX Edition

From a kinky pool party to oral sex in a library, some of our favorite performers share their sexy experiences this year that would make St. Nick blush. While most of us try to stay off of Santa’s “naughty list,” some of your favorite XXX sensations are checking twice to make sure they’re on it—in...

Hail to the Cheeks!

Exploring the erotic appeal of America’s First Ladies through our nation’s history. Throughout the history of our nation, the First Lady has been framed as a symbol of national dignity—which is interesting, considering how many Americans have likely wondered which of them has hit her head the most on the headboard in the White House....

Beautiful Buttholes

Hole-y moly! We’re taking a peek between the cheeks for a look at some of the prettiest poopers, most scintillating starfishes and hottest heinie-holes, courtesy of booty-ful HUSTLER Honeys. Enjoy the rear view! Juliana Marie Tavia Amber Gold Lucy Mendez Haley Reed Sofia Chanel Camryn Katie Kush Jayla De Angelis Ziva Fey Scarlett Hampton...

Bedroom Bylaws

Examining the rules that people establish for having sex, from the somewhat odd to the downright bizarre. When the cosmic architects first cooked up this sex thing to keep their little alien ant farm nice and populated, they designed it so every creature—no matter how evolved—could tap straight into their inner beast. The plan was...

Dr. Justin Lehmiller: Sex and Psychology

From kinks to loss of libido to prosthetic show-biz penises, this author, podcast host and Kinsey Institute research fellow is here to shed light on the wide, wild world of sex. You’d be wrong if at first you thought Dr. Justin Lehmiller’s Sex and Psychology podcast wasn’t for you. A show about the mindset behind...

Sad Sacks?

If you’re looking for happiness in a prescription bottle, bear in mind that antidepressant use can lead to a sorry situation in the bedroom. There comes a brief, shining moment in every human life when joy feels inevitable, the world makes sense and nothing seems poised to ruin it. Then we turn seven. From that...

Girls on Girls Vol. 7

No prick? No problem! These gals don’t need a guy to get off—they’re perfectly capable of taking matters (and each other) into their own hands. Speaking of hands, make sure to give these ladies one as they get down to some delightfully dirty girl-on-girl action.  Miela & Eileen Lexi Luna & Ava Sinclaire Kay Lovely...

Genuine Attraction

Looking to achieve true success in the dating arena? Drop the act and just be yourself. Dating sucks. Let’s just be absolutely clear about that. It’s like job hunting—there’s the initial messaging back and forth, the pre-screening of the candidate, the awkward first meeting and the grueling “interviews” that almost always end in disappointment. If...

Talking Sex With Dr. Tara

Sexologist. Professor. Podcast host. Author. Television personality. This modern-day Renaissance woman does it all, and is working hard to help you make the most of your sex life. Dr. Tara Suwinyattichaiporn didn’t set out to be a renowned academic on topics of carnality and a media icon of sexual education and enlightenment. In fact, given...

Twat’s in a Name?

How a woman refers to her intimate parts can say a lot about how she might perform in bed—so listen up! Sit across from a woman on a first date, and it’s natural to ask about her favorite music, movies or books—you know, safe topics designed to reveal who she is before the entrées hit...

Get a Leg Up Vol. 10

Does anything beat a great pair of legs? We don’t think so—and that’s a stand we’ll always be willing to take. With that in mind, let’s get stepping to another celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys. Enjoy! Ameena Green Juliana Marie  Renee Perez Savvy Suxx Megan Mistakes Jessie Andrews...

Stamp of Approval?

Exploring society’s complicated relationship with the lower back tattoo. No man forgets the first time he gets busy with a woman bearing a lower back tattoo, sometimes colloquially referred to as a “tramp stamp.” One minute, he’s at the bar having a deep conversation with a nice lady about life and whether aliens exist. The...

Small-Town Starlets

Some of our favorite XXX performers explain what it’s like to work in the adult industry while living in close-knit communities. When we think about where adult stars live, either Los Angeles, Miami or Las Vegas come to mind for most people, but there are a surprising number of famous performers who live in small...

Ain’t Talking Bot Love

Recent research indicates that a growing number of people are turning to AI to satisfy their romantic needs. We explore the troubling and promising aspects of this modern phenomenon. Once upon a time, being a horny teen meant pairing off with another horny teen and entering into a wholesome social contract that involved holding hands...

Elizabeth Flynt: The American Way

With Flynt v. Bonta, HUSTLER’s chairwoman of the board vows to fight on in a precedent-setting legal showdown. Next stop: the Supreme Court! There is a battle brewing in California, and the stakes are high. On one side, the government and archaic statutes that fly in the face of American entrepreneurship. On the other, a...

Steph Tolev: Filth Queen

Steph Tolev’s star is on a meteoric rise as both a stand-up comedian and comic actress. Her 2025 Netflix special Filth Queen was promoted and produced by Bill Burr’s All Things Comedy, and she’s been landing the sort of acting roles she always dreamed of: Roasting Jean Smart’s Deborah Vance on HBO’s Hacks, berating Stavros...

Birthday Delights

To help bring 2025 to a strip-roaring close, here’s a handful of unclothed Beavers celebrating birthdays in December. Amber Amidala—a makeup artist, massage therapist and content creator from Santa Rosa, California—admitted, “I’m not terribly monogamous. I like who I like regardless of genitals or gender.” Camille Doll—a health coach and therapist from Honolulu, Hawaii—told us,...

Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 5

Sure, we love long, luxurious locks on a woman, but there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With that in mind, we’re saluting the ladies of Beaver Hunt who keep things short when it comes to their coifs. Enjoy! Cher Tyme Greta...

Stuff It! Miss Whitney Morgan’s Turkey Day Spectacular

Happy Kinksgiving! Florida foodie and fetish queen supreme Miss Whitney Morgan offers her twisted take on a hallowed holiday tradition. Be you a flesh-eating traditionalist or the vegan tofurkey type, Thanksgiving is a time of coming together and setting aside differences to give thanks for the things that keep us going in this hellscape of...

Give ThanXXX: 2025 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re grateful for this year. The year 2025 is coming to an end, and what a year it’s been! With so much going on, it’s always nice to take a moment and reflect on all that we’re grateful for—including the hot and sexy things in our lives! ...

Goodbye to Romance?

Contrary to what you might believe, most divorcees are none too eager to hop into another committed relationship after dissolving their marriages. It has long been believed that anyone who finds themselves single again after a messy divorce is automatically looking to fill the void in their heart with another long-term relationship. That they’ve gone...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 6

You gotta love nipples—those pleasure points that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Nadia Aria Karlie Montana Claudia  Rahyndee James Bailey ...

Sophia Locke’s Taboo Top 3

This insatiable libertine wants it all, and will stop at nothing to get it! Don’t be fooled by her demure eyes or pleasant demeanor—Sophia Locke is a sex fiend who delights in sloppy taboo action. Although she’s a staple of the sexy stepmom genre, Sophia’s personal fantasies and predilections skew dark…and freaky as hell. Ever...

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