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Biohazard: United They Rock

Guitarist Bobby Hambel on touring with a porn legend, reuniting with his musical comrades and his band’s blistering new album, Divided We Fall. Biohazard is back in a big way, with all four original members—Evan Seinfeld (bass/vocals), Bobby Hambel (lead guitar), Danny Schuler (drums) and Billy Graziadei (rhythm guitar/vocals)—returning to the fold for a tour...

Fetish Spotlight: Squishing Sirens

We speak with sexy sirens who put their best feet forward—and muck them up in messy, gooey substances to the delight of their adoring fans. Usually, when we step in something sticky, gooey or dirty, our first reaction is a resounding, “Oh no!” But in the world of squishing, a pair of messy soles and...

Busty Blond Babes Vol. 11

Fair-haired Honeys with big, bouncy racks—does it get any better than that? Join us as we celebrate the beauty of large-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough to keep your hands full for a while....

Blue-Collar Babes

Exploring the erotic allure of women who engage in manual labor....

Tory Lane

HUSTLER Classic January 2006 Tory Lane has always been mesmerizing on-screen. Hot. Nasty. Absolutely sensational. She could take a huge dick in her pussy, ass or down her throat without blinking an eye—no fucking problem. She is and always has been a HUSTLER favorite. Hell, she was even inducted into...

From Pulpit to Pulling It

According to a recent report, a significant number of clergymen consume porn when they’re not preaching against it. We explore the impact of this unholy double standard. On any given Sunday, legions of God-fearing Americans pack into church pews, eager to repent for being royal asshats all week long. Some may even try to reconnect...

Crazy in Love?

According to recent research, people are romantically drawn to others who have the same mental issues as they do—which isn’t necessarily the recipe for madness it might sound like. They say love drives us crazy and, according to recent research, that drive might be shorter for some people than others. According to the Laureate Institute...

Skye Sweetnam: Becoming Sumo Cyco

Skye Sweetnam went from pop princess and Britney Spears tourmate to fierce metal frontwoman. Now she’s diving into the Neon Void and taking listeners along for the ride. Once upon a time, Skye Sweetnam was a teenage pop star singing about boys and touring with Britney Spears. After two albums, Skye saw there was a...

Too Dumb to Come?

The lack of sex education in America is creating a nation of stupid fuckers—and that’s a huge problem for our country. It’s no secret by now, what with more than 77 million people voting fascism with a spray tan into the White House last year, that the American populace isn’t the brightest of the bunch....

Sole Sisters Vol. 6

Are you ready to experience some fancy—and very sexy—footwork? We hope so, because we’re once again putting our best feet forward with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their pretty peds, tempting toes and amazing arches. Enjoy! Amber Kawaii Shelena  Polly Yangs Mina Luxx Aspen Ora Megan Salinas Ryan Ryans...

The Hands of Time

Merry wankers, rejoice; according to a new study, your urge to spank it won’t disappear as you get up there in years. We can’t blame horny teenagers for playing with their junk behind closed doors. Hell, at that age, they are barely any better than monkeys at the zoo. A stiff breeze or a gentle...

Alt Angels

Tattoos, piercings, wild hair colors—these unconventional XXX sensations are challenging the traditional perceptions of adult industry performers. Porn is amazing not only because of the acts depicted, but also for the variety of looks, style and aesthetics that each model brings to the screen. Nowhere is this more clear than in the “alt” (alternative) category,...

Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes 3

Blondes—is there anything better? Yes—blondes getting down with other blondes for a sexy time! With that in mind, join us for a few sizzling blonde moments with a parade of fair-haired beauties trading hot licks.  Addie Andrews & Chelsea Conrad  Briana Banks & Brittney Skye  Betty Sue & Fallon  Sister Swap  Victoria & Sandy...

Sophia Locke’s Taboo Top 3

This insatiable libertine wants it all, and will stop at nothing to get it! Don’t be fooled by her demure eyes or pleasant demeanor—Sophia Locke is a sex fiend who delights in sloppy taboo action. Although she’s a staple of the sexy stepmom genre, Sophia’s personal fantasies and predilections skew dark…and freaky as hell. Ever...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 6

You gotta love nipples—those pleasure points that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Nadia Aria Karlie Montana Claudia  Rahyndee James Bailey ...

Goodbye to Romance?

Contrary to what you might believe, most divorcees are none too eager to hop into another committed relationship after dissolving their marriages. It has long been believed that anyone who finds themselves single again after a messy divorce is automatically looking to fill the void in their heart with another long-term relationship. That they’ve gone...

Chiquita

Thousands of miles from HUSTLER headquarters, sitting in her cottage beneath an ominous cloud of volcanic ash, is the breathtaking newcomer Chiquita. Speaking to us via telephone from the Czech Republic, she recounts her first time with a very unlikely partner. “I discovered sex at an early age and very...

Give ThanXXX: 2025 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re grateful for this year. The year 2025 is coming to an end, and what a year it’s been! With so much going on, it’s always nice to take a moment and reflect on all that we’re grateful for—including the hot and sexy things in our lives! ...

Stuff It! Miss Whitney Morgan’s Turkey Day Spectacular

Happy Kinksgiving! Florida foodie and fetish queen supreme Miss Whitney Morgan offers her twisted take on a hallowed holiday tradition. Be you a flesh-eating traditionalist or the vegan tofurkey type, Thanksgiving is a time of coming together and setting aside differences to give thanks for the things that keep us going in this hellscape of...

Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3

Don’t get us wrong; we love long locks on a woman. But there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With that in mind, we’re saluting the ladies of Beaver Hunt who keep things short when it comes to their coifs. Go ahead,...

Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 5

Sure, we love long, luxurious locks on a woman, but there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With that in mind, we’re saluting the ladies of Beaver Hunt who keep things short when it comes to their coifs. Enjoy! Cher Tyme Greta...

Elizabeth Flynt: The American Way

With Flynt v. Bonta, HUSTLER’s chairwoman of the board vows to fight on in a precedent-setting legal showdown. Next stop: the Supreme Court! There is a battle brewing in California, and the stakes are high. On one side, the government and archaic statutes that fly in the face of American entrepreneurship. On the other, a...

Birthday Delights

To help bring 2025 to a strip-roaring close, here’s a handful of unclothed Beavers celebrating birthdays in December. Amber Amidala—a makeup artist, massage therapist and content creator from Santa Rosa, California—admitted, “I’m not terribly monogamous. I like who I like regardless of genitals or gender.” Camille Doll—a health coach and therapist from Honolulu, Hawaii—told us,...

Health and Wealth in America

America is the wealthiest country in the world—it has both the largest economy and greatest GDP. Yet, though we spend almost twice as much per person as other high-income nations, by many metrics we rank near or at the bottom of the list when it comes to healthcare. In fact, globally, the United States falls...

Valerie

“I don’t like doggy that much,” admits straightforward Valerie. “Don’t get me wrong: I love the way it feels, but I hate the fact I can’t look at the guy while he’s pumping away. There is nothing hotter than eye contact. Looking into each other’s eyes while your bodies are...

Leah Winters

“I’ve been a very sexual person for as long as I can remember. Even before I had been with anyone, people thought of me as kind of slutty. I guess it was the way I spoke and acted. And once I lost my virginity, I was off to the races!...

Venus Vixen

“I was very shy and quiet when I was younger, and to be honest, I still am. Which doesn’t mean I don’t have an adventurous side—I’d say that I’m an introvert but, above all, a pervert. I’ve made love on a Ferris wheel and attended a sex party, and there...

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