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Health and Wealth in America

America is the wealthiest country in the world—it has both the largest economy and greatest GDP. Yet, though we spend almost twice as much per person as other high-income nations, by many metrics we rank near or at the bottom of the list when it comes to healthcare. In fact, globally, the United States falls...

Valerie

“I don’t like doggy that much,” admits straightforward Valerie. “Don’t get me wrong: I love the way it feels, but I hate the fact I can’t look at the guy while he’s pumping away. There is nothing hotter than eye contact. Looking into each other’s eyes while your bodies are...

Leah Winters

“I’ve been a very sexual person for as long as I can remember. Even before I had been with anyone, people thought of me as kind of slutty. I guess it was the way I spoke and acted. And once I lost my virginity, I was off to the races!...

Venus Vixen

“I was very shy and quiet when I was younger, and to be honest, I still am. Which doesn’t mean I don’t have an adventurous side—I’d say that I’m an introvert but, above all, a pervert. I’ve made love on a Ferris wheel and attended a sex party, and there...

Ella Reese

“I am friends with a lot of people in the porn industry, and some of them are uncomfortable watching their own work. Not me! I love it; it’s such a turn-on seeing myself get a good, hard screwing onscreen. It brings back great feelings about what it was like when...

Scarlett Hampton

“Growing up, I was a serious student and athlete, and I didn’t party or goof around. I also didn’t have sex until later, but when I finally did, I really made up for lost time—my first fuck was a threeway! I was tagging along with a friend who was going...

Breanne Benson

Breanne Benson, who once limited herself to solo and girl/girl scenes, is now on a steady diet of hard cock. “Things have changed since ’03,” she explains with a smile. Breanne was thrilled with the opportunity to pose for HUSTLER. “It was really fun!” she exclaims. “I loved being in...

Asshole of the Month: Jeanine Pirro

Most American Presidents appoint officials to cabinet posts and other federal jobs based on their experience or expertise in the relevant fields, as it should be. But Donald Trump has practiced a different modus operandi: Appointees are chosen based on their slavish devotion to him in public forums, and one forum in particular: the Fox...

Shelby Contreras

“I feel like a work of art and an empowered woman when I show off my naked body,” says 30-year-old Shelby Contreras from Las Vegas, Nevada. The 5-foot-5 Sin City denizen goes on to tell us how she pictures herself: “I’m cute, sweet, bubbly and artistic. I enjoy modeling, painting...

Melissa Jeane

“HUSTLER is the ‘it girl’ magazine in the adult industry,” proclaims Melissa Jeane, 32, a content creator from Forked River, New Jersey. “It’s been around for so long, and girls worldwide dream about being one of its nude models. Appearing in HUSTLER is definitely my dream come true!” There’s more...

Ain’t Talking Bot Love

Recent research indicates that a growing number of people are turning to AI to satisfy their romantic needs. We explore the troubling and promising aspects of this modern phenomenon. Once upon a time, being a horny teen meant pairing off with another horny teen and entering into a wholesome social contract that involved holding hands...

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Ain’t Talking Bot Love

Recent research indicates that a growing number of people are turning to AI to satisfy their romantic needs. We explore the troubling and promising aspects of this modern phenomenon. Once upon a time, being a horny teen meant pairing off with another horny teen and entering into a wholesome social contract that involved holding hands...

Elizabeth Flynt: The American Way

With Flynt v. Bonta, HUSTLER’s chairwoman of the board vows to fight on in a precedent-setting legal showdown. Next stop: the Supreme Court! There is a battle brewing in California, and the stakes are high. On one side, the government and archaic statutes that fly in the face of American entrepreneurship. On the other, a...

Steph Tolev: Filth Queen

Steph Tolev’s star is on a meteoric rise as both a stand-up comedian and comic actress. Her 2025 Netflix special Filth Queen was promoted and produced by Bill Burr’s All Things Comedy, and she’s been landing the sort of acting roles she always dreamed of: Roasting Jean Smart’s Deborah Vance on HBO’s Hacks, berating Stavros...

Birthday Delights

To help bring 2025 to a strip-roaring close, here’s a handful of unclothed Beavers celebrating birthdays in December. Amber Amidala—a makeup artist, massage therapist and content creator from Santa Rosa, California—admitted, “I’m not terribly monogamous. I like who I like regardless of genitals or gender.” Camille Doll—a health coach and therapist from Honolulu, Hawaii—told us,...

Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 5

Sure, we love long, luxurious locks on a woman, but there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With that in mind, we’re saluting the ladies of Beaver Hunt who keep things short when it comes to their coifs. Enjoy! Cher Tyme Greta...

Stuff It! Miss Whitney Morgan’s Turkey Day Spectacular

Happy Kinksgiving! Florida foodie and fetish queen supreme Miss Whitney Morgan offers her twisted take on a hallowed holiday tradition. Be you a flesh-eating traditionalist or the vegan tofurkey type, Thanksgiving is a time of coming together and setting aside differences to give thanks for the things that keep us going in this hellscape of...

Give ThanXXX: 2025 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re grateful for this year. The year 2025 is coming to an end, and what a year it’s been! With so much going on, it’s always nice to take a moment and reflect on all that we’re grateful for—including the hot and sexy things in our lives! ...

Goodbye to Romance?

Contrary to what you might believe, most divorcees are none too eager to hop into another committed relationship after dissolving their marriages. It has long been believed that anyone who finds themselves single again after a messy divorce is automatically looking to fill the void in their heart with another long-term relationship. That they’ve gone...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 6

You gotta love nipples—those pleasure points that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Nadia Aria Karlie Montana Claudia  Rahyndee James Bailey ...

Sophia Locke’s Taboo Top 3

This insatiable libertine wants it all, and will stop at nothing to get it! Don’t be fooled by her demure eyes or pleasant demeanor—Sophia Locke is a sex fiend who delights in sloppy taboo action. Although she’s a staple of the sexy stepmom genre, Sophia’s personal fantasies and predilections skew dark…and freaky as hell. Ever...

Alt Angels

Tattoos, piercings, wild hair colors—these unconventional XXX sensations are challenging the traditional perceptions of adult industry performers. Porn is amazing not only because of the acts depicted, but also for the variety of looks, style and aesthetics that each model brings to the screen. Nowhere is this more clear than in the “alt” (alternative) category,...

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