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Head of the Class

School’s back in, and today’s lesson is on the enduring allure of the sexy professor theme. Study hard! School’s in session and, before your palms get sweaty, you might just want to see who your instructor is this semester. The “naughty professor” and “sexy teacher” niche is a tried and true staple in XXX. HUSTLERMagazine.com...

Are You Cheating?

Defining infidelity isn’t as simple as it might seem—and the definition is always changing. Join us as we explore this sticky topic. Not so long ago, the notion of what constitutes cheating was pretty cut and dried. If your partner was gnawing on the naughty bits of someone else, the relationship was surely in peril....

Lickety Split Vol. 6

Pussy might not be listed among the five basic food groups, but it probably should be. If anything’s going to give you the energy and sustenance to make it through the day, it’s a healthy serving of hot, juicy snatch. So let’s get our appetites worked up with a mouthwatering menu of pussy-eating pics. Dig...

Happy Fucking Halloween

At HUSTLER, we love to dress up to strip down. Hell, we practically invented cosplay and take XXX creativity to extremes. Our sets range from spooktaculary sexy and hauntingly beautiful to just plain fucking fun and strange. Celebrate with us—dress up, strip naked—and enjoy a hardcore HUSTLER Halloween!...

Trump: The World’s Biggest Hypocrite

“Some people consider me the hypocrisy police,” Larry Flynt was fond of saying. Exposing hypocrisy was at the heart of HUSTLER cartoons and a clear motive behind Flynt’s revelations of the money-grubbing Moral Majority, infidelities of incoming House Speaker Bob Livingston, and accusations against Republicans Bob Barr, David Vitter… and the list goes on, such...

Black Angel

“I can be either dominant or submissive in the bedroom, depending on the situation, but I have to admit—I love to be worshipped and treated like a goddess. Especially when it comes to having my feet worshipped. I think my legs and feet are the most beautiful parts of my...

Juliana Marie

“There are so many things I love about being in the adult industry. The quick money and ability to make my own schedule are great, and of course I get to have lots and lots of orgasms on the job. My favorite part might be that I get to explore...

Candy

HUSTLER Classic December 1976 Candy first graced our pages in December ’76—a little over two years after the launch of America’s Magazine—and the outpouring of love for this beauty was staggering! Fans praised her incredible natural breasts and handful butt cheeks, but most of all they prized her tufts of...

Lexi Luna & Ava Sinclaire

“Even before I got into porn, I was a big fan. It’s funny though—the kind of porn I like has changed since I joined the industry. I’m way more into the amateur stuff now. I guess, now that I’m a pro, I like to switch it up with some homemade...

Jane Rogers

“Guys love my blowjobs and the way my tight, little pussy can grip a cock, but I have a secret weapon that really blows their minds—I give amazing footjobs! I love giving them too. I have a hardcore foot fetish and get so wet when a man slides his dick...

Asshole of the Month: Kristi Noem

After the monster flood that killed at least 135 people in the Texas Hill Country in July, survivors who had lost everything but their lives struggled to find food, shelter and medical care. Yet two-thirds of their calls to the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) disaster assistance line went unanswered because Department of Homeland Security...

Jessie Wylde

“I wanted to model nude since the day I helped my bestie tidy up her family’s garage and found some copies of HUSTLER in her father’s secret porn stash a few years ago,” recalls Jessie Wylde, 21, a college student from Baltimore, Maryland. “Thanks to a strict upbringing, I’d never...

Keiyra Lina

“I never imagined modeling nude, much less for a big-time magazine like HUSTLER,” says Keiyra Lina, 22, a “caring and kindhearted” office temp from Neptune, Florida. “Then I had this brainstorm to ask one of my open-minded gal pals to take some pictures for me to stuff into a drawer...

Birthday Delights

For some dandy eye candy as Halloween approaches, we’ve rounded up a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in October. Coralyn Jewel from San Diego, California, is a XXX performer, relationship coach, motivational speaker and swing club owner. “I love sex and truly think that it gets better with age,” she declared. “I especially love sensual...

For Richer or Poorer?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a relationship, love or money? The Beatles once crooned that money can’t buy love, but decades later, Tina Turner had the guts to ask, “What’s love got to do with it?” Jump ahead a few more decades, and people still can’t make up their damn minds.  According...

Porn Party Time!

The more, the merrier? You bet! Especially when it comes to throwing a sex-drenched fiesta on camera… Everyone loves a good party, and when you add amazing and sexy adult performers, the festivities can only get better. There is a whole world of live streaming, webcamming and content creation in which stars get together for...

50 Questions: Demi Sutra

For the fifth installment of HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we snagged Demi Sutra. The self-proclaimed “evil cutie pie” schools us on what to bring to an orgy potluck and why cum should never, ever be wasted. ...

Past Your Prime?

Finding sex and companionship over 50 is difficult, but not impossible—and your age could actually work to your advantage in the dating world. Hitting the dating scene with a few grey pubes on your nuts doesn’t mean romance is off the table, but society sure acts like it does. Walk into a bar single and...

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 10

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that’s a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties...

Leah Gotti

“Being naked is the most natural thing in the world. I love feeling free and living in the moment. I’ll have sex just about anywhere, any place. Recently my boyfriend and I were driving home on our way back from Vegas. I was on top of him, fucking his brains...

Sarah Hunter

“I once had a fivesome with my friend, her boyfriend, and two other models. We were all hanging out talking about our sexual experiences, and one thing just led to another. Surprisingly, no alcohol was involved. I don’t regret a single sexual experience, and I’m not ashamed of anything I’ve...

Line of Questioning

Exploring the things you should—and definitely shouldn’t—ask when you first meet someone you’re interested in hooking up with. Dissect any situation where a chance encounter with a fine piece of tail went from a casual conversation to a coitally charged romp, and it becomes painfully evident that first impressions are everything. Had it not been...

Art Is Sexy Vol. 6

From embroidery to elaborate nails to painting and beyond, some of our favorite XXX performers share their offscreen artistic skills with us. We can all agree that adult stars have bodies that are works of art and have filmed scenes that are undoubted erotic masterpieces. In this sixth installment of HUSTLERMagazine.com’s “Art Is Sexy” series,...

Return of the Living Dead Girl

Singer Molly Rennick and her band of pale minions are back with a delightfully dark new album, Conspiracy. Good goth almighty, the dark and lovely Living Dead Girl has returned to haunt your dreams! Singer Molly Rennick and her band of pale minions are about to release their second album, the delightfully wicked Conspiracy. We...

Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 9

Are you ready for some serious head games? We’re back with more suckin’, slurpin’, lickin’ and lappin’ fun, courtesy of some of the most talented blowjob queens to grace the pages of HUSTLER! Go ahead; strap in and get off! Nadia & Pier Chloe Temple Kyler Quinn Angelina Lati Tia & Julian Delilah Day Violet...

Aria Jade

“I’ve dreamed about being a nude model for a good while,” says skin-mag rookie Aria Jade, 24, from Sausalito, California. “Maybe that’s why I’ve often worn short skirts and no panties when hanging out at bars and clubs. I’m certainly outgoing, adventurous and unbashul.” As you can see, the 5-foot-0...

Get Paid, Get Laid?

A new study finds that guys who earn more money get more sex. But is that really true? And if so, why? It has long since been postulated that size doesn’t matter, that what a man has in his pants is irrelevant as long as he possesses the top-tier personality traits prized by the female...

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