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Goonettes: Born 4 Porn

Meet the Goonettes: Girlverts who celebrate porn and perversion without shame or restraint. Porn is life. That may seem a bit extreme to the casual viewer, but for gooners, it is an axiom that binds together a community dedicated to judgment-free expression and the exploration of sexuality, identity and desire. First, let’s take a giant...

What’s More Obscene, Sex or Censorship?

“Free speech: We’ve had it so long, we take it for granted. People don’t realize it can be lost. It doesn’t happen all at once; it happens magazine by magazine and movie by movie.” —Larry Flynt The courts have ruled repeatedly that pornography and obscenity are not synonymous. Yet a new bill introduced by Senator...

Kyler Quinn

“It’s so important in life to take time out for yourself and relax. One of my favorite ways to unwind is to play video games, like Stardew Valley, Shadow of the Colossus and Mass Effect 2. Another pastime I really enjoy? I masturbate at least every other day. I’m particularly...

Talia

“Who isn’t up for fun?” asks fresh new face Talia. “I love to go to parties with my girlfriends and meet cute guys. I’m a big flirt. I can’t wait to turn 21 so I can go to the coolest clubs. Actually, I can’t wait to experience all that life...

Savvy Suxx

“I’ve always been a tomboy. I grew up going camping and fishing and was even on a boys’ wrestling team in high school! These days, I love practicing jiu jitsu and judo. What can I say? I like to fight. “Of course, I also embrace being a woman. My favorite...

Kay Lovely & Kimmy Kimm

“I grew up in rural Georgia, and my upbringing was very strict. I wasn’t even allowed to dance or sing. There also wasn’t a lot of sex education where I was—but I sure have crammed a ton in since starting porn! Being in the adult industry has really allowed me...

Me, Jane

HUSTLER CLASSIC September 1975 When Jane agreed to be photographed for HUSTLER, it was on one condition—that she would be “captured” acting out her favorite fantasy. Jane fantasizes about being held captive in a jungle. “I see myself imprisoned, under guard, in a hut. I’m used to satisfying all those...

August Skye

“When I was younger, I was less confident than I am now. Younger me would think of current me as the coolest, most confident girl in the world. Being in the adult industry allows me to express my personality and sexuality, which I love. “Performing in porn has provided me...

Lexi Cloud

“I’m proud of my body, and I want to show it off in HUSTLER,” declares Lexi Cloud, 20, an aspiring cosmetologist from Youngstown, Ohio. The alluring, 5-foot-4 Buckeye Stater goes on to tell us, “I’m sweet, outgoing and friendly. I love walking in the woods, going to the beach and...

Roxi Keogh

“Nude modeling is an opportunity to look my best,” professes red-hot Roxi Keogh, 36, from Leicester, England. “I’m truly naughty, slutty and loads of fun.” That explains why the 5- foot-5 Brit called it quits as a police officer and became an internet XXX vixen.”I had my fill of keeping...

Everything Butt

Celebrate the beauty of booty with HUSTLER. Ah, the wonder of round, full, firm butt cheeks. For the ass aficionado in all of us, we present our faves of the past several years—or some of them anyway. After debating derrieres for hours, the staff had the list narrowed down to 50, but could go no...

Asshole of the Month: Donald Trump

We feared that if Donald Trump ever occupied the White House for a second term, it could be worse than his first, an amateur production by a real-estate huckster who didn’t know what the hell he was doing. In the interim, Trump has had time for remedial lessons in government and to gather a posse...

Birthday Delights

Adding extra pizzazz to this roundup is a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in August. “Men get horny looking at naked women, and I love arousing them,” proclaimed Betzz, a XXX video vixen and former ballerina from Prague, Czechia. “Girls from my country are beautiful, sweet and skillful in the boudoir. That’s why men around...

Mind Over Mattress?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a partner, sexual attractiveness or serious smarts? When our horny bits haul us out into the world hunting for a hard or dripping companion to pair up with, we have standards—ideally, we’d prefer that said partner comes with a gorgeous face and a brilliant mind. It doesn’t...

XXX Superfan Stories

From houses to life-insurance policies, some of our favorite performers share the lavish gifts that their devotees have offered them. Being a devotee of adult entertainers is such a personal type of fandom. When someone is making you come in one form or another, the levels of appreciation can grow to giant proportions. From paying...

Michael Des Barres: “Is Your Cock as Big as They Say?”

The iconic singer/actor on genitally curious fans, the state of modern music and his upcoming album of ’80s covers. There is no better living rock ’n’ roll singer than Micheal Des Barres. From his early glam days in Detective and Silverhead through his marriage to super-groupie Pamela Des Barres to fronting Power Station and his...

Wet, Hot & Naked 7: Beaver Edition Vol. 2

It's time to get clean—and yet oh, so dirty! Go ahead; hop in the tub with these cleanliness-minded hotties from the pages of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt! Make sure you scrub hard!...

Butt Plug Beauties

Four XXX sensations explain the joys of backdoor toys. In the wonderful and kinky world of anal, butt plugs are a staple for those who enjoy some backdoor action. Whether it’s to get your starfish ready for some dickin’, to heighten one’s orgasm or even to have a naughty secret while running errands, plugs have...

Kimmy Kimm

“I quickly get bored with mundane jobs, and I’m very affectionate, so porn is really the perfect profession for me. I love it, and I want to stay in the industry as long as possible. The freedom and experience I get from working in adult is amazing. The only thing...

A Touchy Subject

Has your relationship lost its sexual spark? Try getting hands-on—without the expectation of banging. If there’s one gripe most guys have about the women they’re with, it’s that she just doesn’t put out like she used to. In the beginning, their sex life played out like a scene from Squirtwoman 3, but over time, it...

Renee Perez & Jana Jordan

Classic Photography from the October 2008 HUSTLER When two of the hottest chicks in porn get together, you know sparks are gonna fly. That’s exactly what happens when saucy Renee Perez meets up with fair-haired beauty Jana Jordan. We could have messed up this spread by adding a bunch of...

A HUSTLER Summer Watch List

Crank up the AC and put on your best gray sweatpants—spicy content creators are here to help us beat the summer heat with must-watch movies, shows and XXX! It’s too damn hot out! More power to all the sun worshippers out there, but there is absolutely no shame in wanting to hide indoors from the...

Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 8

Summer’s in full effect and when the hot, sticky weather rolls around, of course, our minds turn to one thing: sexy chicks in skimpy two-piece swimsuits. These bikini-clad beauties might not cool you down any—in fact, probably quite the opposite—but they will provide you with some much-needed relief. Go ahead; dive in! Holly Hotwife Barbie...

Briana Blair

Sally (Briana Blair) had her first day off in weeks. The dedicated accountant slept in, took a long shower and then ate what was left of a mushroom omelette her roommate had cooked up earlier. It wasn’t until an hour later—when Sally found herself walking around the neighborhood naked—that she realized that the ‘shrooms in...

On the Pleasure Highway

What does the way you drive say about your sexual style? Buckle up and prepare to be enlightened! Anyone who’s ever been stuck at a red light knows the utter frustration. The second it turns green, the driver in front of you—usually some imbecilic asshat in a minivan checking their cell phone to see if...

XXX Bucket Lists

From gangbangs to joining the Mile High Club, some of our favorite performers share the sexy experiences they hope to enjoy before they exit this mortal realm. We all have things we would like to do before we leave this earth that are on our “Bucket Lists.” When we hear that term, we usually picture...

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