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Asshole of the Month: Pam Bondi

In our system of government, the most powerful officials—after the President —are supposedly those in line to succeed POTUS: the Vice President, then Speaker of the House, President Pro Tempore of the Senate…and eventually you get to the U.S. Attorney General, coming in at seventh place. But the AG is arguably the second most powerful...

Breast Friends Forever

Tits—we just can’t get enough of them! But why? Unpacking our relentless obsession with boobs. There’s something undeniably bizarre that happens to men in the presence of boobs. They get all fluttery, their eyes zero in like heat-seeking missiles and it takes visible effort for them to look away. It’s as if some ancient instinct...

Britt Blair

“I started stripping right after I turned 18, when I was still in high school—the same year I was chosen as prom queen! That caused quite a stir at my school, but I didn’t care. I love getting naked for people, and I’m totally comfortable with it. That’s probably because...

Violet Starr

“Real sex and porn sex are different, for sure, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t overlap. After I did my first XXX scene, my mind was blown—I had no idea that I could be so slutty and dirty while fucking, let alone that I would enjoy it so much!...

Priscilla

Warm water dances off Priscilla’s hard body. It isn’t a nude beach, but the liberated nymph makes it one. “I know why you’re staring,” the proud exhibitionist tells an embarrassed onlooker. “It’s not that you haven’t seen a pussy before; you just haven’t seen one as nice as mine.” With...

Barbie Rous

“One of my favorite things about performing is that I get to play so many different characters. So far I’ve portrayed a scientist, a prison guard and a cowgirl—and yes, I do actually know how to ride a horse, but in this instance I was mounting a big, fat cock!...

Lorilee

HUSTLER Classic December 1976 “I’m scared to death of the ocean,” Lorilee told us, but she thought this was “one of the most beautiful spots she had ever seen.” Since she claims she’s really into touching, it’s no surprise to us that the feel of the water and sand enticed...

Megan Mistakes

“Growing up, I was very adventurous—I was constantly on the go and loved encountering new experiences and people. I don’t think I’ve changed much—I’m still a go-getter—but I have learned to slow down a little bit and enjoy time to myself. My goal is to find that perfect balance of...

Sophia Sweet

“I love my body, and showing it off has always been a turn-on for me,” proclaims Sophia Sweet, 25, from Charlotte, North Carolina. “I’m a bubbly, energetic, world-class sweetheart with a very dirty mind.” The 5-foot-6 cutie goes on to mention, “My favorite hobbies are reading, hiking and sex! Yes,...

Cini Rose

“I’ll try anything once—or twice,” claims Cini Rose, 26, from Tampa, Florida. Admittedly “adventurous and outgoing,” the 5-foot-2 Sunshine Stater decided to live up to that mindset by modeling nude. “I think I’ll make nice eye candy for all your readers,” Cini avows. “I never fear the consequences when I’m...

Big-Time Sexy: BBW Babe Dahlia Dee

Award-winning Canadian cutie Dahlia Dee is taking the world by storm with her fun, body-positive porn. With a heart as big as her beautiful ass, Dahlia Dee is on a roll, landing her first major award last month: Favorite BBW at the Pornhub Awards. It’s a well-deserved honor for a dedicated adult content creator who...

Running With XXX Stars

When it comes to racing over the long haul, these adult-industry sensations are going the distance. We’re used to seeing porn performers on our screens, fucking up a storm and showing off their sexy stamina—but did you know they also go the extra distance with their clothes on?! We sat down at the finish line...

Happy Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 4

In these ever-more-hectic and frequently isolating times, it’s important to expose yourself to nature—especially if you’re a hot chick who delights in the joy of stripping down in the great outdoors! So we’re hitting the Beaver Hunt trail with a collection of beauties who dare to go bare in the fresh air and sunshine. So take a...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 7

Bush is awesome, no doubt about it—but it’s equally true that a smooth, clean-shaven pussy is a thing of beauty. The sight of a shorn snatch, unobscured by pesky pubes, is a glorious feast for the eyes indeed. With that said, let’s celebrate the wonder of bare beaver with this pictorial tribute! Jessie Saint Lia...

Tracy Bonham: The Sky’s the Limit

The “Mother Mother” singer on the roller coaster of fame, surviving cancer and her new album, Sky Too Wide. In 1996, rocker Tracy Bonham woke up the world with her breakthrough sad/angry girl anthem “Mother Mother.” Almost 30 years later, Tracy continues to evolve and grow as an artist. Her latest album, Sky Too Wide,...

Blowing It: Porn Stars Talk Giving Head

Some of our favorite XXX sirens reveal their secrets to giving five-star fellatio. Ah, blowjobs: they really make life worth living—especially when they’re delivered by skilled practitioners who truly take pride in their work. And who else would know better how to work a cock with their mouths than porn stars? We enlisted four XXX...

Popping Off Vol. 3

It’s the middle of the week—the perfect time to take (or should we say pop) a load off and recharge. Allow us to provide an explosive release from the midweek doldrums with a collection of particularly impressive pop-shots from the pages of HUSTLER. Enjoy! Kylie Rocket Mae Milano  Aubree Valentine Lily Jordan Angeline Red Skylar Vox...

Dicked on Dildos?

How Trump’s proposed tariffs could hit Americans right where it really counts—their sex toy collections. In his self-proclaimed mission to “Make America Great Again,” President Donald Trump has launched a tumultuous tariff scheme that he claims will punish the nations that have allegedly been screwing the U.S. for decades. But as Trump wavers between economic...

Whoa, Mama! Pregnant in Porn

Ready to bump things up in a big way? Meet Unofficial Miss Texas, who’s making sexy content through her pregnancy. The miracle of birth is such a beautiful labor of love, literally and figuratively. While most porn focuses on the act of what usually creates life, we don’t often get to see our favorite creators...

Buckcherry’s Josh Todd: Still Roaring

Singer Josh Todd talks tattoos, blackouts and his band’s eleventh album, Roar Like Thunder. Buckcherry, the undisputed kings of down-and-dirty rock anthems, have returned! For decades, the sleaze rockers—led by charismatic singer Josh Todd—have delivered blistering rock cuts including “Crazy Bitch,” “Lit Up,” “All Night Long” and “Say Fuck It.” Now they’re back with their...

Lights: “Music Has Power”

The electro-pop renegade talks Björk, “barf buckets” and her intriguing new album, A6. Valerie Anne Poxleitner is Lights, a Canadian electro-pop songstress who has just released her sixth album A6.  She sat down with us to discuss how she became Lights, the burdens of touring as a Canadian in Trump’s annex-hungry America (warning: there are...

Bushy Blondes Vol. 3: Hardcore Edition

Fair-haired babes who let the locks flow, above and below—get ready, because we are about to put you in a delightfully hairy situation. Enjoy this collection of blond HUSTLER Honeys with crotch curls you’ll definitely want to run your fingers—and other things—through. Kallie Taylor Chloe Temple Harley King Coco Lovelock Emma Starletto Britt Blair Amber...

The Healthcare Hump

It’s not easy to talk to your doctor about your sexual well-being, but it’s absolutely necessary. We suppose you’ve found yourself at one time or another cold and half-naked on crinkly paper in your family doctor’s office, waiting for the familiar “deep breath, now cough” routine. In that case, you’ve probably wondered how the hell...

Steph Tolev: All Hail the Filth Queen!

The raunch-happy funnywoman talks about her rise in the comedy world, the physical challenges of her live act, and her new Netflix special. Next to orgasming, laughing is one of life’s greatest activities, and comedian Steph Tolev makes sure we get plenty of it! With her unfiltered and oft-raunchy stand-up style, Steph has taken the...

Hot Topic: The XXX Summer Survey

It’s a Sex Worker Summer! Three thirst-quenching babes bring the heat…and the meat.  You’ve been pining for it since Black Friday, and now it’s finally here: LET THERE BE SUMMER! As temperatures soar and inhibitions plunge, no one is more ready to get hot and sweaty than the scorching sirens of adult entertainment. Be it...

Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone: Wrestling With the Past

The original GLOW girl on grappling in stripper clothes, suffering a wardrobe malfunction in the ring and her new memoir. If you’re a man of a certain age, you will never forget when GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) premiered on TV. It helped many a guy (and some women) through puberty as it showcased a...

Happy Anniversary, HUSTLER!

It tickled Larry Flynt that HUSTLER’s anniversary coincided with the country’s. So to celebrate our twin birthdays, he established the HUSTLER Anniversary Cover Contest. For a decade, photographers would vie for top spot, with the winner receiving a cash prize along with bragging rights. The resulting covers were nothing short of spectacular. To wit…...

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