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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 2

Ah, nipples—those protrusions of pleasure that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  And when you’re done here, spend some quality time...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 5

Ah, nipples—those protrusions of pleasure that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Shelena Mona Val Midwest Zaley Zane Aidra Fox Gulliana...

Holy War on Humping?

Are the powers that be mounting a campaign against casual sex? We examine the dark side of the Religious Right’s current push for procreation. Could we be facing a religious crusade against bumping uglies outside the constraints of a relationship? Oh god, we hope not—but there have been some troubling indications lately.  Unquestionably, Donald Trump,...

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Holy War on Humping?

Are the powers that be mounting a campaign against casual sex? We examine the dark side of the Religious Right’s current push for procreation. Could we be facing a religious crusade against bumping uglies outside the constraints of a relationship? Oh god, we hope not—but there have been some troubling indications lately.  Unquestionably, Donald Trump,...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 5

Ah, nipples—those protrusions of pleasure that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Shelena Mona Val Midwest Zaley Zane Aidra Fox Gulliana...

Phubbing Up the Relationship

How an obsession with smartphones and social media could be creating a serious disconnect in your sex life. Despite the oft-held belief that technology is a powerful tool for connecting the population, the rise of social media has become one of the greatest cockblockers of modern times. It’s just different out there now.  “There’s no...

On the Road (Again) With Ms. Nacke

Of bondage belts and frequent flyer miles: the happy, hectic life of a traveling pro domme. She’s a gorgeous goth porn star who loves group scenes and supersized dongs, but Ms. Nacke is happiest when punishing her subs with a detailed enema tutorial. A stone-cold babe with badass bangs and an attitude to match, Ms....

When the Sex Gets Hairy

According to a recent survey, a third of women will decline to get busy if they haven’t shaved their legs. We clear through the brush to get to the root of this prickly topic. For most guys, anxiety mounts before they roll over to inquire if the missus is in the mood to be enthusiastically...

Bondage Beavers

Ready to have a knotty, naughty time? Today we’re combing through HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt section for a look at nudes-next-door with a taste for the kinky things in life. Whether it’s with ropes, handcuffs or some other type of restraining device, these babes are bound to please! Christi Kellie Catalina Karma Morianna Samara Mae...

Cubbi Thompson: Revenge of the Nerd

She’s rated triple-X, but this geek-tastic adult performer is as nerdy as they come—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Sexy. Smoldering. Sweater kittens for days. Porn star Cubbi Thompson is all these things and more—so much more. Whether she’s mastering her lightsaber technique or brushing up on spells, Cubbi is a sex goddess...

Load Warriors

When it comes to taking loads of jizz, it’s the more, the merrier for these semen-savoring beauties. Adult performers aren’t afraid to get dirty (clearly), and when it comes to, well… cum, more is never an issue for these three jizz-loving actresses. HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with the following lovely load-lovers about their personal records with taking...

Apocalypse, Now? Let’s Fuck!

Yes, between climate change and societal upheaval, it might feel like we’re spiraling toward the end times—but who’s to say we can’t dive into the devastation dick-first? Before renowned physicist Stephen Hawking shuffled off this mortal coil in 2018, he predicted the world would end within the next thousand years, as sinister developments like the...

Dildo Darlings 12: Beaver Hunt Edition

No penis? No problem! These beauties from the pages of HUSTLER’s legendary Beaver Hunt section have the toys to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. And why not share in that satisfaction? With that in mind, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving darlings. Tiffany Cream Betty Sage Barbi Adina Yasmine...

Meeting Between the Lines

Figuring out whether a woman is into him can be one of the most daunting tasks a guy will ever face. Join us as the ladies explain how to determine if they’re interested. Trying to determine with any level of accuracy whether a woman is into you is inarguably one of the most daunting tasks...

Shygirl: How I Spent My Brat Summer

The genre-melding artist behind “F*Me” talks pushing musical boundaries, touring with Charli XCX and the power of saying no. If you encounter Blane Muise or her music in the wild, you would not guess that she goes by the moniker Shygirl. Some of her best songs include “Shlut,” “Coochie (A Bedtime Story)” and the new...

Romancing the Rear

How anal sex could serve as a backdoor pathway to greater intimacy in your relationship. Anal sex was once one of those exploratory affairs men tried to persuade the missus into with a long night of pleading and a lot of luck. After all, ass play just wasn’t just going to happen miraculously on, say,...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 5

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist. Judging from the collection of breathtaking HUSTLER Honeys below, we’d have to say that’s true. Yes, pink will always be our favorite color, and with all of the loin-stirring physical attributes these babes are flaunting, their eyes might not be first thing you’d...

Airtight Angels

Triple the pleasure, triple the ecstasy! For these ambitious XXX beauties, getting three holes stuffed at once is a fulfilling experience indeed. When we think of “being stuffed,” our minds often conjure the bloated-belly feeling after a delicious meal, but for some amazing XXX starlets, the phrase has a different connotation—GOING AIRTIGHT! HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke with...

Millie Morgan: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

For this fan-banging XXX phenomenon, dirty talk is a love language and orgasms are a way of life. She may be a romantic at heart, but make no mistake: Millie Morgan is a certified sex machine.  A former high school mascot who likes her nipple play rough and missionary with lots of eye contact, Millie...

Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

Birthday Delights

Making curtain calls in this edition’s roundup are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in May. Felicia Fisher, a phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado, recalled, “When I was 19, I worked at a porn shop, stocking—and reading—the magazines. I thought it would be cool to be seen naked in a magazine and jerked off to, particularly in...

The Golden Age of Porn Is Now!

What a Time to Live Porn is awesome. Porn has always been awesome. But have you noticed lately how porn is really, really ridiculously awesome? From the nascent days of 16mm smut right up to 4K, adult-oriented media has captivated the imagination, aroused our desires and inspired ecstasy. But lately something truly Darwinian has been...

Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 8

Looking to get into a hairy situation? If you’re of the “can’t get enough of that furry muff” school of thought, you’ll definitely want to curl up with these dark-haired beauties with fluffy pelts. Get ready for a lesson in tuft love!  Jelena Jensen Chanel Camryn Bella Donna  Taylor Vixen Katie Kush Anne Barlett Nicole...

The No-So-Great Sex Depression?

Are a number of societal shifts conspiring to turn America into a nation that just can’t give a fuck anymore? While the economy continues to fly straight into the red, white and blue crapper formerly known as the good ol’ US of A, another national crisis is simultaneously threatening to make America lame again—the death...

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