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Muff Buffs

This issue marks Beaver Hunt’s 49th birthday. When it debuted in 1976, pubic hair was prevalent for nude models and XXX performers. In recent years the beloved bush has made a comeback, and here are a handful of Beavers who adore being hairy down there. Detroit, Michigan’s Helena Price worked as a chef, teacher, housepainter...

McKenzie Lee

HUSTLER Classic July 2006 Since July 1974, HUSTLER Magazine has been a beacon of free speech and expression. To celebrate our anniversary, we now present tantalizing covergirl McKenzie Lee, who flashes back in time to entertain General George Washington and his weary troops as they cross the icy Delaware River...

Delilah Day

“I’m proud of a lot of things, but the biggest one is, no matter what kind of mood my friends are in, I can cheer them up. I make it impossible for you to be depressed. I will comfort you however necessary and do anything, however silly, to make you...

Elly Clutch

“I’ve always been extroverted, fun-loving and a little bit nerdy—and I’d say that still rings true! I grew up close to nature and have strong camping and survival skills, but as much as I love the wilderness, I also love the potential and anonymity of a big city. “Even though...

Angelina Lati

“One thing I really can’t stand is when a man asks me if I want to do this or that. Dude, don’t ask—tell me! I think it’s so hot when a guy takes charge and tells me where we’re going, what we’re doing and when to be ready. “The same...

Asshole of the Month: Peter Thiel

There has been a lot of chatter about oligarchy ever since Trump returned to the White House in January. Bernie Sanders says we are living in an “oligarchy on steroids.” Oligarchy means “rule by the few,” but increasingly, we are ruled by millionaires and billionaires, and the proper term for that—“rule by the rich,’’ who...

Raven Swallowz

“I’m here to let people know that a 55-year-old ebony woman can still be beautiful and sexual,” says Raven Swallowz from Columbus, Ohio—the birthplace of HUSTLER Magazine. The 5-foot-4 registered nurse and content creator continues, “I’m very personable. You’d never guess that I do sex work if you met me.”...

Bree Brooks

“I am outgoing, humorous, adventurous and playful,” proclaims Bree Brooks, 34, a certified lab tech turned glamorous adult film star, feature dancer and naked news anchor from Clearwater, Florida. “Fitness is my second favorite passion, so working out is very important. I also enjoy hiking, traveling and my dogs.” The...

Sex Club Confidential

What happens in the swingers’ club, stays in the swingers’ club—until now! Sex workers spill the beans from behind the scenes. Who goes to sex and swingers’ clubs? In a word, everyone: Your next-door neighbor. Your realtor. The lawyer who handled your divorce. In simple terms, these spaces are a place where anyone can safely...

Rain Parade: Marching Boldly Forward

The neo-psychedelia mainstays are striding toward the future with a deluxe reissue of a classic album and a new record in the works. As part of California’s Paisley Underground scene, Rain Parade—alongside like-minded bands such as The Bangles, The Three O’Clock and Dream Syndicate—helped shape a ’60s-inspired wave of brilliant music. Formed by college friends...

Vudu Dahl: Ink & Kink

Our celebrity performer this month is a frequent flier of the kink scene at high-end lifestyle parties from London to L.A. Vudu Dahl has been a tattoo artist who scored a role on the reality TV show Black Ink Crew. A dancer and stripper at gentlemen’s clubs. An escort, sugar baby, poker girl, online model,...

Lights, Camera, Climax!

Exploring the relationship benefits of making—and watching—a sex tape with your partner. Making a sex tape is one of those relationship rites of passage, right up there with meeting the parents or suffering through each other’s family holidays. Skipping it is like a basketball team refusing to watch game footage—they’re never going to see which...

Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 4

Yes, beavers are known for their large tails, but the Beavers of HUSTLER have some pretty impressive tops too! Join us as we celebrate some of the fair-haired, top-heavy girls next door from our world-famous Beaver Hunt contest. Enjoy! Crystal Taylor Elizabeth Romanova Stephanie Crawford Cassie Shelly Magdalena Barbi...

Ditching Dudes?

According to a new report, an increasing number of women are dumping men in favor of the fairer sex—and it just might be the guys who are to blame… Bad news, guys; it appears that an increasing number of ladies are ditching their guys altogether and joining Club Cunnilingus. Seriously, TikTok has been buzzing lately...

Lights, Camera, Oops!

From squirting-related slips to fuck-machine face-plants, four XXX performers share highlights from their blooper reels. No matter what line of work you’re in, chances are something embarrassing and unplanned has occurred on the job, and it’s the same in the world of porn. Even the most professional XXX performers have unexpected and sometimes downright humiliating...

Sex & Psychedelics

Sexologist Annie Sprinkle discusses the relationship between altered consciousness and eroticism, and her role in a new museum exhibit exploring that union. Good sex is often equated with reaching a higher level of consciousness. The same is routinely said about psychedelic drugs. So perhaps it’s only natural that some folks have been experimenting with the...

Stocking Up! Vol. 10

There’s no denying it—a woman’s beautiful legs are made all the more breathtaking when they’re adorned with a sheer, elegant covering. With that in mind, let’s dive into a collection of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their gorgeous gams in glamorous stockings. This feature has legs! Leya Desantis Kayden Kross Hanna Hilton Dylan Moore Isabella De Laa...

Fapping Flashbacks

Yes, chances are that you (and your partner) masturbate to an ex on occasion. No, it doesn’t spell trouble for your relationship. Everybody jerks off to whatever gets their nether regions fluttering, often tapping into a mental spank bank that’s been growing since puberty. Maybe a guy’s picturing Flo from Progressive while he goes a...

Fetish Spotlight: Flogging

Looking for a kink with some seriously sexy impact? Join us as we go deep with these flogging femmes. Let’s get cracking! BDSM is such a deep and intensely faceted section of sexual expression. In this installment of HUSTLERMagazine.com’s Fetish Spotlight series, we’re taking a good educational lashing by exploring flogging! We spoke with three...

Your Cheating Heart

Yes, it’s true that humans aren’t hardwired for monogamy, but even if you or your partner have a history of infidelity, it doesn’t spell doom for your relationship. At some point, you’re bound to date someone who casually drops the bomb that they’ve cheated before, like they’re trying to convince a prospective new employer to...

Everything and the Kitchen Pink

You have to admire a woman who knows her way around a kitchen—especially when she’s cooking up a sexy time in her birthday suit! With that in mind, we’re serving up a selection of culinary-minded cuties from HUSTLER’s Beaver Hunt section. They’re hotter than a stovetop when dinner’s being prepared—but you’ll still want to touch...

Autumn

This is the first photo-shoot ever for Autumn, a 19-year-old sophomore at San Diego’s Palomar College. “I can’t believe I got to pose for HUSTLER!” she exclaims. “Thank you!” No, Autumn, thank you. Wanting to stay in tip-top shape, the California cutie likes to play soccer. “I guess I’m into...

Too Direct?

In case there was still any doubt, no—just straight-out asking a stranger for sex isn’t likely to end well. Getting laid is something that people obsess over, and not just men. Despite what we were told growing up by abstinence-peddling gym teachers and reruns of Leave It to Beaver, women think about sex just as...

The Violent Hour: Time to Rock!

Rock ‘n’ roll power couple Carla Harvey and Charlie Benante join musical forces to unleash a ferocious new collection of songs. Carla Harvey is the brunette former lead singer of The Butcher Babies and a touring member of Lords of Acid. Charlie Benanate is the longtime drummer for Anthrax and touring drummer for Pantera. Together,...

Sex Alfresco Vol. 2

Ah, the Great Outdoors…bright sunshine, fresh air—and sweet pussy! With summer in full swing and people getting out of the house for some quality time amid nature, let’s celebrate the glorious act of people pairing up and getting down under the sun. Enjoy! Nika & Vito Tarney & Candy Tory Lane & Kurt Lockwood Betty...

Goonettes: Born 4 Porn

Meet the Goonettes: Girlverts who celebrate porn and perversion without shame or restraint. Porn is life. That may seem a bit extreme to the casual viewer, but for gooners, it is an axiom that binds together a community dedicated to judgment-free expression and the exploration of sexuality, identity and desire. First, let’s take a giant...

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