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Airtight Angels

Triple the pleasure, triple the ecstasy! For these ambitious XXX beauties, getting three holes stuffed at once is a fulfilling experience indeed. When we think of “being stuffed,” our minds often conjure the bloated-belly feeling after a delicious meal, but for some amazing XXX starlets, the phrase has a different connotation—GOING AIRTIGHT! HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke with...

I don’t know, Jesus…

“I don’t know, Jesus. Feeding the poor and healing the sick kinda sounds like socialism.”...

Dildo Darlings 12: Beaver Hunt Edition

No penis? No problem! These beauties from the pages of HUSTLER’s legendary Beaver Hunt section have the toys to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. And why not share in that satisfaction? With that in mind, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving darlings. Tiffany Cream Betty Sage Barbi Adina Yasmine...

McKenzie

Roanoke, Virginia, was originally called Big Lick, a tidbit worth mentioning as we showcase this lickable resident: “feisty, lovable and always cheerful” McKenzie. “Being in HUSTLER means a lot to me,” the 22-year-old singing, dancing and networking buff declares. “It could help me start a career as a nude model....

Akira May

“I wish to be appear in HUSTLER so I can introduce myself to many Americans,” declares Akira May, 27, from Budapest, Hungary. “I’m a friendly, polite and conscientious gym nut. Working out keeps me fit and toned, and it’s a fantastic stress reliever.” The 5-foot-7 selfies and Thai massage aficionada...

Ava Grace

“I wanted to appear nude in HUSTLER because I love the magazine and admire Larry Flynt,” states Ava Grace, 28, from Youngstown, Ohio. “I’m grateful for the opportunity to show off my body and let people know what I’m all about.” For starters, Ava describes herself as “compassionate, funny, generous...

The Naughty Vegan

“There is no taming this wild child,” proclaims The Naughty Vegan, 24, an exotic dancer who ardently embraces the lifestyle that excludes animal products. “I’m a crazy, fun, freaky, adventurous, seductive, goal-oriented and comedic Scorpio. Above all else, I’m a hustler! I hustle in everything I do.” That includes nude...

Taylor

“If I could be naked all the time, I probably would if it weren’t for society and its narrowminded views,” declares Taylor, 23, a “sweet, caring, bi-curious and happily married” exotic dancer out of Raleigh, North Carolina. “Then again, with everyone and their brother letting it all hang out as...

Mercedes

Despite the recent downsizing of our venerable coozefest, we’ve squeezed in this “party girl and sex kitten” from Kokomo, Hawaii, for a compact encore. Like HUSTLER and the USA, Mercedes—who’s been flaunting her 5-foot-6 chassis here since 2007—has her birthday celebrations in July. But the Lil Wayne, UB40, shopping and...

Kat Chase & Kimora Quin

“One piece of sexual advice that I wish someone had told me sooner: Do not be afraid to ask for what you want. I’ve always been a sexual person, and I like to explore kink and domination. I love, love, love watching porn, especially rough and messy sex. I personally...

Apocalypse, Now? Let’s Fuck!

Yes, between climate change and societal upheaval, it might feel like we’re spiraling toward the end times—but who’s to say we can’t dive into the devastation dick-first? Before renowned physicist Stephen Hawking shuffled off this mortal coil in 2018, he predicted the world would end within the next thousand years, as sinister developments like the...

Load Warriors

When it comes to taking loads of jizz, it’s the more, the merrier for these semen-savoring beauties. Adult performers aren’t afraid to get dirty (clearly), and when it comes to, well… cum, more is never an issue for these three jizz-loving actresses. HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with the following lovely load-lovers about their personal records with taking...

Cubbi Thompson: Revenge of the Nerd

She’s rated triple-X, but this geek-tastic adult performer is as nerdy as they come—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Sexy. Smoldering. Sweater kittens for days. Porn star Cubbi Thompson is all these things and more—so much more. Whether she’s mastering her lightsaber technique or brushing up on spells, Cubbi is a sex goddess...

Valentina Nappi

“I’ve mainly worked in the United States, but I’ve also performed all over Europe and in my home country, Italy. Most of my fan base are Italians, but in Italy there isn’t a lot of porn work. There are a few productions, but people sometimes are ashamed of their sexuality,...

Bondage Beavers

Ready to have a knotty, naughty time? Today we’re combing through HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt section for a look at nudes-next-door with a taste for the kinky things in life. Whether it’s with ropes, handcuffs or some other type of restraining device, these babes are bound to please! Christi Kellie Catalina Karma Morianna Samara Mae...

When the Sex Gets Hairy

According to a recent survey, a third of women will decline to get busy if they haven’t shaved their legs. We clear through the brush to get to the root of this prickly topic. For most guys, anxiety mounts before they roll over to inquire if the missus is in the mood to be enthusiastically...

On the Road (Again) With Ms. Nacke

Of bondage belts and frequent flyer miles: the happy, hectic life of a traveling pro domme. She’s a gorgeous goth porn star who loves group scenes and supersized dongs, but Ms. Nacke is happiest when punishing her subs with a detailed enema tutorial. A stone-cold babe with badass bangs and an attitude to match, Ms....

Phubbing Up the Relationship

How an obsession with smartphones and social media could be creating a serious disconnect in your sex life. Despite the oft-held belief that technology is a powerful tool for connecting the population, the rise of social media has become one of the greatest cockblockers of modern times. It’s just different out there now.  “There’s no...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 2

Ah, nipples—those protrusions of pleasure that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  And when you’re done here, spend some quality time...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 5

Ah, nipples—those protrusions of pleasure that bring joy, arousal and nourishment to humanity. Whether puffy, pointy, big or tiny, we appreciate and celebrate them all! Join us for a trip down Mammary Lane as we pay tribute to the nipple with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  Shelena Mona Val Midwest Zaley Zane Aidra Fox Gulliana...

Holy War on Humping?

Are the powers that be mounting a campaign against casual sex? We examine the dark side of the Religious Right’s current push for procreation. Could we be facing a religious crusade against bumping uglies outside the constraints of a relationship? Oh god, we hope not—but there have been some troubling indications lately.  Unquestionably, Donald Trump,...

XXX & BBQ

With summer upon us, chances are you’ll be firing up the grill for some outdoor cooking. We gathered four adult-industry performers to share tips on how to make your meat as mouthwatering as possible. Can you hear the sizzle and feel the heat? That’s right, it’s time to grill—with adult-video stars!  Although you may know...

Birthday Delights

For a dazzling array of eye candy, we’ve rounded up a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in June. Brody Jean—a pediatric nurse, mom and online model from Boerne, Texas—declared, “I am wild and crazy, but also a sweetheart and nurturer. How wild and crazy am I? One day, while driving down a highway at 70...

HUSTLER®50: 50 Years of Freedom

HUSTLER®50 is a visually stunning coffee table book that takes readers through the magazine’s rich history, showcasing its most talked-about moments, groundbreaking photography and unwavering commitment to free speech. Enjoy this special excerpt. Then order the elegant hard-cover collector’s edition—200-plus gorgeous pages!—available now at HUSTLERHollywood.com or through your favorite bookseller. Larry Flynt, the founder and...

50 Questions: Kimmy Granger

Welcome to “50 Questions,” a deep dive into the minds of your favorite XXX performers. For our fourth installment, HUSTLER features a superstar who has been keeping us hard for almost a decade. Kimmy Granger has granted us permission to enter the Granger Zone! HUSTLER: Would you rather have one of your pockets always filled...

Fight for Your Rights…or Lose Them

Freedom of speech is not free. It comes with a price. And Americans damn well better start paying that price: Stand up to despots like Donald Trump and fight for your rights, or you will lose them. Free speech is under serious attack. Students are scared to protest. History teachers are afraid to teach history....

Asshole of the Month: Pam Bondi

In our system of government, the most powerful officials—after the President —are supposedly those in line to succeed POTUS: the Vice President, then Speaker of the House, President Pro Tempore of the Senate…and eventually you get to the U.S. Attorney General, coming in at seventh place. But the AG is arguably the second most powerful...

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