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Giving Head? Use Your Head!

A new study suggests that oral sex might increase the risk of dementia when herpes is a factor. We break down the risks and explain how to decrease them. Few carnal delights in life rival the primal pleasure of indulging in a feast of the flesh, and for most horndogs, there’s no finer dining experience...

Get a Leg Up Vol. 9

Stems. Pins. Gams. Whatever you want to call them, if you’re a leg man, these Honeys’ shapely lower extremities will have your third leg standing at full attention!  Lia Lin Amber Gold Bambi Barton Autumn Dylan Moore Isabella De Laa Khloe Kingsley...

Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 8

Looking to get into a hairy situation? If you’re of the “can’t get enough of that furry muff” school of thought, you’ll definitely want to curl up with these dark-haired beauties with fluffy pelts. Get ready for a lesson in tuft love!  Jelena Jensen Chanel Camryn Bella Donna  Taylor Vixen Katie Kush Anne Barlett Nicole...

Emma Mae

It’s a sad story that we’ve heard before: “I can’t tell you how many nights I’ve sat at home dateless because guys find me too intimidating,” says yummy Emma Mae. “They think that I’m too aggressive or that I must be taken. Not to sound bitchy, but I’m a little...

Birthday Delights

Making curtain calls in this edition’s roundup are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in May. Felicia Fisher, a phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado, recalled, “When I was 19, I worked at a porn shop, stocking—and reading—the magazines. I thought it would be cool to be seen naked in a magazine and jerked off to, particularly in...

The Golden Age of Porn Is Now!

What a Time to Live Porn is awesome. Porn has always been awesome. But have you noticed lately how porn is really, really ridiculously awesome? From the nascent days of 16mm smut right up to 4K, adult-oriented media has captivated the imagination, aroused our desires and inspired ecstasy. But lately something truly Darwinian has been...

Project 2025: Democracy’s Demise

Trump repeatedly disavowed Project 2025 during his presidential campaign. Well, Donald Trump repeatedly lied! He was worried that association with the Heritage Foundation’s far-right manifesto would hurt his chances of winning in November. But once elected, he wasted no time in naming to key positions at least nine Project 2025 architects and contributors, notable among...

Leya Desantis

“Just because I look girly and like to get dolled up in lingerie, a lot of guys think that they have to be gentle with me and treat me delicately in bed. Wrong! Don’t be afraid to go a little wild. Trust me, I can handle it. Fuck me and...

Riley Reign

“Before getting into porn, I had a lot of different jobs—everything from selling ice cream to working as a chemist in a lab. The adult industry is hands-down my favorite job so far. I love the freedom it gives me, and I really enjoy the positive feedback I receive. I...

Anne

“I may be submissive, but do not think that I am reserved,” Anne asserts in her rich Czech accent. “The Old World had such uncreative views of sex, but times have changed. If I want to be tied up and have my brains fucked out, that’s my right.” The liberated...

Asshole of the Month: Russell Vought

When Trump was campaigning last year, he disavowed any connection with Project 2025, the manifesto of far-right fever dreams hatched by the Heritage Foundation and veterans of Trump’s first term. He knew that Project 2025 proposed a mission so radical and sweeping— kneecapping or dismantling almost the entire federal government—that it would alarm most Americans...

Ellie Ames

“Appearing in HUSTLER offered an incredible opportunity that I couldn’t pass up,” says Ellie Ames, 38, from Omaha, Nebraska. “Such chances don’t come around often.” The 5-foot-7 exotic dancer, phone sex operator and OnlyFans content creator continues, “I’m a sophisticated soul who’s equally at home as an elegant guest at...

Adriana Sweet Blonde

Zilina is a small city tucked away in a picturesque region of Slovakia, and here’s a very picturesque denizen. “I’m smart, nice and fun,” avows Adriana Sweet Blonde, 33, a makeup artist, model and adult actress. “My interests are social media, sports, art, fashion, books, movies, traveling and a healthy...

Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

Sex Superstars: Bewitching Brunettes

Back in our January issue HUSTLER featured Part One of our “Sex Superstars” series: “Blond Bombshells.” We labored long and hard over our selections and, in fact, almost came to fisticuffs over differing opinions. For some reason we thought it would be easier to select the most popular dark-haired beauties of the past decade. For...

Tavia

“I can do a lot more than just pose and look good for the camera. Before I became a model, I started my own remodeling business, and I taught myself everything by watching YouTube videos and connecting with other professional painters and contractors. I can really learn anything as long...

Nadia & Pier

“This is my first time with you,” Nadia taunts Pier. “What are you going to do to make sure it isn’t my last?” Pier lunges for a kiss, but Nadia blocks his advance. “I’ve got more than one hole,” the teasing shrew continues. “Are you man enough to satisfy every...

Scarlett Alexis

“I’ve definitely become a healthier, happier person since joining the adult industry. In the time I’ve been in the porn business, I’ve made a lot of changes for the good. I’m much more focused on my health, which benefits me physically and mentally. The biggest things I’ve learned from this...

Millie Morgan: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

For this fan-banging XXX phenomenon, dirty talk is a love language and orgasms are a way of life. She may be a romantic at heart, but make no mistake: Millie Morgan is a certified sex machine.  A former high school mascot who likes her nipple play rough and missionary with lots of eye contact, Millie...

Gooning: A Wellness Guide

Good health to gooners and goonettes! HUSTLERMagazine.com presents a hardcore fitness-forward checklist for porn’s most loyal disciples. Snicker all you want, but “getting dumb for porn” is hard work. Such is the dedication of gooners and goonettes, whose near-fanatical devotion to all things porn and the perverse makes the rest of us look like fumbling...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 5

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist. Judging from the collection of breathtaking HUSTLER Honeys below, we’d have to say that’s true. Yes, pink will always be our favorite color, and with all of the loin-stirring physical attributes these babes are flaunting, their eyes might not be first thing you’d...

Romancing the Rear

How anal sex could serve as a backdoor pathway to greater intimacy in your relationship. Anal sex was once one of those exploratory affairs men tried to persuade the missus into with a long night of pleading and a lot of luck. After all, ass play just wasn’t just going to happen miraculously on, say,...

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