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I Think I Loo You

It’s an age-old debate—how long should you wait before you poop in the proximity of a new partner? Join us as we explore this crappy dilemma. Every new relationship has that one gut-wrenching moment—quite literally—when a disturbing sensation rises like a demonic howl from the depths of hell. Oh, sure, you can try to suppress...
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 8

Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of blowjobs, a labor of love that leaves a guy oh-so-fulfilled, yet thoroughly drained. Join us for a pictorial salute to the art of fellatio. We promise, it...
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Russ Ballard: Hit Man

From “You Can Do Magic” to “Winning” and many more, songwriting legend Russ Ballard has penned some of rock’s most beloved tunes. With his latest album, he delivers new songs and fresh takes on his catalog of classics. You may not know the name Russ Ballard, but if you are even a casual fan of...
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Apple’s Noble Fight

The telecom company is resisting demands to make its cell phones accessible to government agencies. Let’s give it up for Apple! It’s not easy to commend a hugely profitable company for simply doing what’s right for its customers and bottom line, but the tech giant is doing something much more praiseworthy. With CEO Tim Cook...
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Head Games

XXX stars mouth off about their blowjob techniques. Blowjob, head, brain, polishing a knob—no matter what you call it, sucking dick is pretty damn cool. It is an intimate experience that one can perform to show a partner a whole new level of pleasure. I imagine that even a shitty BJ is still better than...
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Objectification of My Desire

There’s a big difference between complimenting your partner and making them feel like a piece of meat, and knowing that distinction is crucial to maintaining a healthy relationship. When a man finds himself lucky enough to be with a stunning woman—one he might even consider out of his league—he may become unwittingly fixated on her...
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Idol Chatter

Admiration nation! Join us as your favorite porn stars sing the praises of their favorite porn stars. It’s so easy to get wrapped up in worshipping our idols that we forget how even heroes look up to people. Everyone gets a little starstruck now and then. If you worship the goddesses (and gods) of adult...
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Earthly Delights

It’s April 22—otherwise known as Earth Day, when we all show support for environmental protection. And what better way to express our appreciation for the planet we inhabit than with a pictorial celebration of HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and showing off their own natural beauty in the Great Outdoors? Even if you’re not a tree-hugger...
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The No-So-Great Sex Depression?

Are a number of societal shifts conspiring to turn America into a nation that just can’t give a fuck anymore? While the economy continues to fly straight into the red, white and blue crapper formerly known as the good ol’ US of A, another national crisis is simultaneously threatening to make America lame again—the death...
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XXX Workout Wonders

Ready to get sweaty? Join us as we tackle some weighty issues with four fitness-obsessed adult performers. Working out is an excellent way to not just look good, but to also feel good. As it turns out, plenty of people also find it sexy to watch others exercise. We spoke with four athletic adult stars...
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Giving Head? Use Your Head!

A new study suggests that oral sex might increase the risk of dementia when herpes is a factor. We break down the risks and explain how to decrease them. Few carnal delights in life rival the primal pleasure of indulging in a feast of the flesh, and for most horndogs, there’s no finer dining experience...
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Get a Leg Up Vol. 9

Stems. Pins. Gams. Whatever you want to call them, if you’re a leg man, these Honeys’ shapely lower extremities will have your third leg standing at full attention!  Lia Lin Amber Gold Bambi Barton Autumn Dylan Moore Isabella De Laa Khloe Kingsley...
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Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 8

Looking to get into a hairy situation? If you’re of the “can’t get enough of that furry muff” school of thought, you’ll definitely want to curl up with these dark-haired beauties with fluffy pelts. Get ready for a lesson in tuft love!  Jelena Jensen Chanel Camryn Bella Donna  Taylor Vixen Katie Kush Anne Barlett Nicole...
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Emma Mae

It’s a sad story that we’ve heard before: “I can’t tell you how many nights I’ve sat at home dateless because guys find me too intimidating,” says yummy Emma Mae. “They think that I’m too aggressive or that I must be taken. Not to sound bitchy, but I’m a little...
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Birthday Delights

Making curtain calls in this edition’s roundup are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in May. Felicia Fisher, a phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado, recalled, “When I was 19, I worked at a porn shop, stocking—and reading—the magazines. I thought it would be cool to be seen naked in a magazine and jerked off to, particularly in...
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The Golden Age of Porn Is Now!

What a Time to Live Porn is awesome. Porn has always been awesome. But have you noticed lately how porn is really, really ridiculously awesome? From the nascent days of 16mm smut right up to 4K, adult-oriented media has captivated the imagination, aroused our desires and inspired ecstasy. But lately something truly Darwinian has been...
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Project 2025: Democracy’s Demise

Trump repeatedly disavowed Project 2025 during his presidential campaign. Well, Donald Trump repeatedly lied! He was worried that association with the Heritage Foundation’s far-right manifesto would hurt his chances of winning in November. But once elected, he wasted no time in naming to key positions at least nine Project 2025 architects and contributors, notable among...
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Leya Desantis

“Just because I look girly and like to get dolled up in lingerie, a lot of guys think that they have to be gentle with me and treat me delicately in bed. Wrong! Don’t be afraid to go a little wild. Trust me, I can handle it. Fuck me and...
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Riley Reign

“Before getting into porn, I had a lot of different jobs—everything from selling ice cream to working as a chemist in a lab. The adult industry is hands-down my favorite job so far. I love the freedom it gives me, and I really enjoy the positive feedback I receive. I...
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Anne

“I may be submissive, but do not think that I am reserved,” Anne asserts in her rich Czech accent. “The Old World had such uncreative views of sex, but times have changed. If I want to be tied up and have my brains fucked out, that’s my right.” The liberated...
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Asshole of the Month: Russell Vought

When Trump was campaigning last year, he disavowed any connection with Project 2025, the manifesto of far-right fever dreams hatched by the Heritage Foundation and veterans of Trump’s first term. He knew that Project 2025 proposed a mission so radical and sweeping— kneecapping or dismantling almost the entire federal government—that it would alarm most Americans...
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Ellie Ames

“Appearing in HUSTLER offered an incredible opportunity that I couldn’t pass up,” says Ellie Ames, 38, from Omaha, Nebraska. “Such chances don’t come around often.” The 5-foot-7 exotic dancer, phone sex operator and OnlyFans content creator continues, “I’m a sophisticated soul who’s equally at home as an elegant guest at...
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Adriana Sweet Blonde

Zilina is a small city tucked away in a picturesque region of Slovakia, and here’s a very picturesque denizen. “I’m smart, nice and fun,” avows Adriana Sweet Blonde, 33, a makeup artist, model and adult actress. “My interests are social media, sports, art, fashion, books, movies, traveling and a healthy...
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Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

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