Despite the recent downsizing of our venerable coozefest, we’ve squeezed in this “party girl and sex kitten” from Kokomo, Hawaii, for a compact encore. Like HUSTLER and the USA, Mercedes—who’s been flaunting her 5-foot-6 chassis here since 2007—has her birthday celebrations in July. But the Lil Wayne, UB40, shopping and Keeping Up With the Kardashians diehard gets her rocks off in abundance. “I’m crazy bi and always looking to hook up,” Mercedes chirps. “With guys, I’m a submissive pussycat. I give great head, my vagina is magical, and I love getting fucked in the ass. Now that I’m gonna be 27, I think it’s time to fulfill my DP fantasy.” Meet the ideal squeeze! Bottoms up, baby!