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HUSTLER Beaver Dakota Burns


Dakota Burns

“I want someone to eat my ass during a back massage and then fuck me like a slut. Is that too much to ask for?”

About Dakota Burns

“Nude modeling makes me feel powerful, sexy and alive,” declares Dakota Burns, 22, a “hippie stoner slut,” stripper and songwriter from Boston, Massachusetts. The 5-foot-1 Beantowner, who labels herself as “kind, funny, open-minded and talented,” spills the beans on her turn-ons and turn-offs: “I dig smoking weed, playing video games and musical instruments, working out and heading to Florida when I need a break,” Dakota relates. “I’m bi, and I love giving girls head, but I hate bitches with a stuck-up attitude and sex partners who don’t reciprocate foreplay.” Dakota once flew across the country to give porn a crack, but told producers—as the men in her personal life have learned—that being fucked in the ass just isn’t her thing. “I do like butt plugs and pegging guys,” she specifies. “What I like most of all is being fucked in the missionary position with my legs behind my head. I guess I’m still a porn star at heart. Once I come, guys can shoot their jizz all over me. My motto is ‘Make a mess, boys!’” —Photos by Tampa Steve


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