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June 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Beatrix Temperley


Beatrix Temperley

“In one of my fantasies it’s the 16th century, and I’m a chambermaid to the king. He calls me to his room every night. Some nights he shares me with members of his court and friends. Other nights he invites many women and takes turns with us.”

About Beatrix Temperley

“I wanted to pose for HUSTLER because I’m a big fan of vintage nudes,” says Beatrix Temperley, 29, an antiquarian from Benton City, Washington. “I’ve based some of my aesthetic on your issues from the 1970s and 1980s. I also want to be able to flip through the magazine when I’m 85.” The 5-foot-6 bush fancier is a busy Beaver: “My hobbies include collecting antiques—I have the world’s largest collection of milk teeth jewelry— transcribing old diaries, reading historical fiction, gardening, raising bees, binge-watching, visiting graveyards, rainy walks and hanging with my dog Greta.” Beatrix continues, “I take a while to warm up to someone, but I’m always sexually confident. I’m basically a cat.” She elaborates, “The fun of sexuality is being carefree and expressing various alter egos: to be dominant or submissive, to be ultrafeminine or a dark mistress, to take a pounding in the ass or to give one. Yes, I’m a switch. I love men and women. I am a very giving partner and will give head anytime and anywhere. My favorite position is doggy-style, and my wildest encounter was having sex with an OnlyFans admirer.” —Photos by Clint K.

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