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Luna Wulf

How’s this for a busy Beaver? “I’m a caregiver and self-sufficient homemaker, and I’m starting to model and fight again,” says Luna Wulf, 24, from Riverside, California. “Even when I was younger, I dreamed about being naked in HUSTLER. It’s the best adult magazine around!” The 5-foot-5 boxing aficionada asserts,...

Honey Buns

Makawao, Hawaii, doesn’t have any traffic lights, but it boasts an inhabitant who can light up a room— not to mention Beaver Hunt. “I like to think I have the best booty on Maui,” asserts Honey Buns, 22, a “spunky” receptionist and Jane-of-all-trades. “A photographer I met told me about...

Ryan Taylor

“I manifest my self-confidence and sexuality in a multitude of ways,” states Ryan Taylor, 27, from Denver, Colorado. “Nude modeling is a fun one, but doing it in a well-respected publication like HUSTLER is an honor. It was high on my bucket list!” In her own words the 4-foot-11 hottie...

Jenevieve Hexxx

“I love being a naked goddess in the human flesh for your readers,” states Jenevieve Hexxx, 34, from Las Vegas, Nevada. “I’m a bewitching, magical, mystical, serpentine sex sorceress and an enchanting dark fairy.” Her fave TV series is The Mists of Avalon, and she adores its pantheon of female...

Moonbeam

“I work at an art studio, and I love expressing myself in all ways possible,” says Moonbeam, 25, from Appleton, Wisconsin. “I’m very creative, self-confident and uninhibited. I model on the side, and I’ll never turn down an opportunity to show off a lot of skin. Thank you, HUSTLER. I...

Lady B

Twenty-six-year-old Lady B from Centennial, Colorado, who works in the restaurant industry, is one ambitious skin-mag rookie. “I’m hoping that being in Beaver Hunt will give me a chance to become a HUSTLER Honey,” the 5-foot-5 eye-catcher tells us. Admittedly “corky and a tad aggressive,” Lady B has a diverse...

Valentina

“I’m open-minded and always up for trying something new,” declares Valentina, 20, a “flirty” waitress and hostess from Dover, Delaware. “Nude modeling was one of my dreams. I love being naked, but having people I don’t know see me naked is a bigger turn-on. So, yeah, I’m an exhibitionist.” The...

Kiteh Kawasaki

Kiteh Kawasaki was once a Silicon Valley tech coder, but she left software and binary numbers behind to pursue a far more engaging livelihood. Kiteh, who’ll be turning 27 on the Fourth of July, is a legal courtesan at northern Nevada’s Moonlite BunnyRanch. Here’s some conversational foreplay: “I was born...

Stephie Staar

Stephie Staar, 24, is a Reno, Nevada, native destined to be a HUSTLER girl. “When I was in high school, learning about the First Amendment’s freedom of speech and expression,” she recalls, “the Supreme Court case in The People vs. Larry Flynt  was debated on. If Mr. Flynt hadn’t won, the porn industry wouldn’t...

Cameron Minx

Twenty-two-year-old Cameron Minx from Chattanooga, Tennessee, digs nude modeling, but not just as a venue to tantalize an audience. “What I like about putting my naked body out there,” she says, “is letting people know how far along I’ve come in my little weight loss/fitness journey.” Want to know more about the 5-foot-3 vixen? “I’m...

Minori

Slava Ukrayina—“Glory to Ukraine”—is a popular celebratory toast in the country that Minori, 24, calls home. We’re giving those words a hearty refrain because the museum tour guide from Kyiv has chosen to pose for us in all her naked glory. “I’m a kindhearted free spirit,” the 5-foot-8 looker proclaims in her native...

Rose

“The idea of being pictured in a well-known magazine like HUSTLER really turns me on,” marvels Rose, 33, a “nomadic” native of Wilmington, North Carolina. “I’ve had fun modeling, and I hope your readers enjoy themselves too. I love to please people while also trying to keep some balance in my life.” The...

Jessika Gotti

Now making her HUSTLER debut is Jessika Gotti, 28, a bikini-modeling enthusiast and “social media influencer” from Miami Beach, Florida. The 5-foot-3 Sunshine Stater isn’t whistling “Dixie.” She has more than 529,000 Instagram followers. “I wanted to appear nude in your magazine because I feel confident with my body,” Jessika relates, “and I love...

Aja Mercury

“I’m the sexiest chameleon you’ll ever meet,” raves Aja Mercury, 20, from El Paso, Texas. “I have two main passions—art and sex—and I love combining them. I’m an accomplished ceramics artist and a polyamorous sex worker devoted to all aspects of pleasure.” Rounding out her résumé, the 5-foot-6 jazz aficionada reveals, “I’m also an...

Amber Amidala

“I’m introverted and shy at first, but I really open up once you get to know me,” says Amber Amidala, 22, a permanent makeup artist, massage therapist and online content creator from Santa Rosa, California. “I’m down-to-earth and humble.” But at times Amber will gladly toss those traits aside. “I feel most comfortable...

Rosalyn Rae

“Being in Beaver Hunt seemed like a fun way to do something way out there,” proclaims Rosalyn Rae, 21, an exotic dancer from Akron, Ohio. “I’m unbashful and pretty open-minded.” The 5-foot-4 skin-mag rookie relishes her role as provocative eye candy. “I’ll assume that your readers will be touching themselves when they see my pictures,”...

Em Ambisious

“It was a dream of mine to be a part of HUSTLER ever since I was old enough to buy the magazine,” recalls Em Ambisious, 25, an exotic dancer, model and content creator from Chicago, Illinois. “I’m also a hustler when it comes to my day-to-day work, so it makes...

Licking for the Long Term

Is eating pussy the key to a lasting relationship? Maybe, maybe not—but it sure doesn’t hurt. For a lot of guys, eating snatch is right up there with beer and pizza—something to dive into with enthusiasm, and don’t you dare try to stop them. When they’re feasting between a woman’s thighs, all feels right in...

Safe-Word Savvy With Alexis Reynolds

A veteran dominatrix explains the importance and protocols of using safe words. Safe words are a vital and crucial element to any form of intimacy, especially when that sexy time can include pushing one’s limits with pain while achieving pleasure. We hear the term safe word thrown around a lot—but what does it actually mean?...

Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 4

Feeling a little deflated in these dreadful modern times? What better way to get pumped than to slide your cock between a pair of big, soft titties for a slick, silky ride in a hottie’s welcoming cleavage? Go ahead; rub up on some sexy fun in Mammary Valley! Layla Belle Ariel Darling Riley Reign Chloe...

I Think I Loo You

It’s an age-old debate—how long should you wait before you poop in the proximity of a new partner? Join us as we explore this crappy dilemma. Every new relationship has that one gut-wrenching moment—quite literally—when a disturbing sensation rises like a demonic howl from the depths of hell. Oh, sure, you can try to suppress...

Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 8

Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of blowjobs, a labor of love that leaves a guy oh-so-fulfilled, yet thoroughly drained. Join us for a pictorial salute to the art of fellatio. We promise, it...

Russ Ballard: Hit Man

From “You Can Do Magic” to “Winning” and many more, songwriting legend Russ Ballard has penned some of rock’s most beloved tunes. With his latest album, he delivers new songs and fresh takes on his catalog of classics. You may not know the name Russ Ballard, but if you are even a casual fan of...

Apple’s Noble Fight

The telecom company is resisting demands to make its cell phones accessible to government agencies. Let’s give it up for Apple! It’s not easy to commend a hugely profitable company for simply doing what’s right for its customers and bottom line, but the tech giant is doing something much more praiseworthy. With CEO Tim Cook...

Head Games

XXX stars mouth off about their blowjob techniques. Blowjob, head, brain, polishing a knob—no matter what you call it, sucking dick is pretty damn cool. It is an intimate experience that one can perform to show a partner a whole new level of pleasure. I imagine that even a shitty BJ is still better than...

Objectification of My Desire

There’s a big difference between complimenting your partner and making them feel like a piece of meat, and knowing that distinction is crucial to maintaining a healthy relationship. When a man finds himself lucky enough to be with a stunning woman—one he might even consider out of his league—he may become unwittingly fixated on her...

Idol Chatter

Admiration nation! Join us as your favorite porn stars sing the praises of their favorite porn stars. It’s so easy to get wrapped up in worshipping our idols that we forget how even heroes look up to people. Everyone gets a little starstruck now and then. If you worship the goddesses (and gods) of adult...

Earthly Delights

It’s April 22—otherwise known as Earth Day, when we all show support for environmental protection. And what better way to express our appreciation for the planet we inhabit than with a pictorial celebration of HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and showing off their own natural beauty in the Great Outdoors? Even if you’re not a tree-hugger...

The No-So-Great Sex Depression?

Are a number of societal shifts conspiring to turn America into a nation that just can’t give a fuck anymore? While the economy continues to fly straight into the red, white and blue crapper formerly known as the good ol’ US of A, another national crisis is simultaneously threatening to make America lame again—the death...

XXX Workout Wonders

Ready to get sweaty? Join us as we tackle some weighty issues with four fitness-obsessed adult performers. Working out is an excellent way to not just look good, but to also feel good. As it turns out, plenty of people also find it sexy to watch others exercise. We spoke with four athletic adult stars...

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