Axel Braun’s Dirty Blondes 3

Did you hear about the two blondes who fell into a hole? One asked, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” and the other responded, “I don’t know. I can’t see.” But seriously—Axel Braun’s Dirty Blondes 3  is no joke, despite the endless comedic jabs that have been thrown at light-haired females since the dawn of humor. Towheaded cutie Kenna James has a farm girl-fresh quality and modest tits—which are probably the only modest things about her. James pounds her face on her partner’s prong before taking a drubbing to her girl gulch, her skin flushing with arousal as her twat gets hammered into next week. Fair-headed, busty bombshell Vanessa Cage wraps her billowing milk mounds around her fuck buddy’s boner for a spirited titty-hump, his cock disappearing in her expansive cleavage like a plane entering the Bermuda Triangle. On the more petite end of the spectrum, bright-eyed, diminutive Riley Star gets worked over like a rag doll in the hands of a psycho with serious anger issues. Slender and statuesque, Emma Hix shows off a gymnast’s flexibility as she’s put through a ferocious fuck. At times it seems like Hix’s pussy is about to be pulled inside out by her partner’s fervent plunging. It’s a feral fuck that, if you squint, could be mistaken for an MMA match. Axel Braun’s Dirty Blondes 3  will leave viewers putting a chokehold on their meat masts.

—P.D.R.