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Can Sex Save America?
With the country going ape over political differences and culture wars, perhaps we should look to the horny ways of the bonobo monkey as a potential path toward national unity. Look out the window and try to resist the urge to jump. America is ablaze—perhaps the fiercest inferno anyone in this country has witnessed since...
MJ
“I can’t keep my clothes on no matter where I am,” admits MJ, 27, a massage therapist from Fontana, California. “I am bright, and I love to let it shine!” The 5-foot-7 slenderella is especially proud of her posterior. “My booty is my best asset,” MJ asserts. “If you get...
Samara Mae
“I try to be more than eye candy and a place to put a dick,” insists this “kinky” denizen of Federal Way, Washington, who indulges that sentiment via Guitar Hero, hiking, bicycling and social networking. But now Samara Mae, 24, is bound to floor viewers with her pics and palaver....
Bonnie
“My Bonnie lies over the ocean/My Bonnie lies over the sea” are the opening lines of a Scottish folk song. The narrator isn’t pining for a 23-year-old college student from Santa Rosa, California, but she inspired us to wax poetic before getting down to the brass tacks: Our Bonnie lies...
Marie
“I’m a sweet, sensual, never-say-no type,” professes Marie, 19, a secretary from Topeka, Kansas. As you can see, the 5-foot-6 video-chatting buff didn’t say no to nude modeling, and what she has to say makes her even more enticing: “I’m bisexual and very submissive. I get off on feeling protected...
Caitcrux
Caitcrux, 22, a nursing assistant from Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, describes herself as “playful, erotic, loyal, creative, energetic and determined.” We’ll add adorable, immodest and informative. For starters, the 5-foot-5 neophyte tells us about her least tawdry hobbies. “I’m a huge gamer, I love building PCs and playing on them,...
Casey Deluxe
Soon after appearing in our September ’15 revue, Dresden, Germany’s Casey Deluxe got knocked up, but the 30-year-old fräulein is still as rambunctious as ever. “My baby bump is extremely large and round, and my boobs are about to explode,” she marvels. “I’m ready to squirt out gallons of milk!”...
Missy Lee
“I have gotten naked or had sex in many public parks, parking lots and a laundromat,” admits Missy Lee, 31, a maid from Provo, Utah. “What can I say? Sometimes you have to get off without delay! I am gregarious, unapologetically self-indulgent and always fun to have around.” Being HUSTLER...
Ariel
This 24-year-old concierge from Escondido, California, is quite cunning. “I like working with people and helping them find things,” Ariel explains. “Plus I get to find out which guy or girl is looking for fun while they are staying at my hotel.” By registering as one of our guests, she’s...
Alexandria Wu
“It was my dream to pose nude in a magazine,” says Alexandria Wu, 24, who hails from China and now resides in Boston, Massachusetts. “I love showing off my natural, sexy side.” Here’s why wooing the 5-foot-8 newcomer is worthwhile: “I’m a sweetheart, I tend to be polite, and I...
Scout
“I want to be the girl hidden under everyone’s beds,” proclaims Scout, 23, a “bubbly, silly, adventurous and amicable” dancer from Berkeley, California. “I would make a great wife because I’ll cook naked for my husband every night. He will never go horny or hungry. And I’m fun to watch...
Avril La Sin
“Chase your dreams and never look back,” professes Avril La Sin, a “brutally honest but spunky and fun” dancer at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club, Las Vegas. “And never let what others think of you bring you down.” Avril, a lifelong southern Nevada denizen who’ll be blowing out 22 birthday candles...
Hollywood
“It’s been a dream of mine to appear nude for Larry Flynt,” raves this “fun-loving, adventurous and hypersexual” 31-year-old from Sacramento, California. “It’s an honor to appear in such a notorious magazine as HUSTLER. It’s the ultimate accomplishment. I am a nudist at heart, and my curiosity to try new...
Brianna
This “outgoing, bubbly, bisexual and flirtatious” office manager from Centennial, Colorado, wastes no time filling us in on her virtues. “I’m a great wife because I cook, clean, make my own money and am ready to please someone anywhere and anytime,” boasts 22-yearold Brianna. “Some mornings I like to get...
Vesper Lynn
“I think the human form is a beautiful thing and should be embraced and celebrated,” avows Vesper Lynn, who’ll be celebrating her 25th birthday in March. The “captivating, open-minded and passionate” freelance writer from Arcadia, California, can’t wait: “Every birthday I fly somewhere new and spoil myself with the VIP...
Bree
“I wanted to be nude in HUSTLER because nudity kicks ass!” howls Bree, 26, a “frisky and openminded Mormon” from Bountiful, Utah. “I just had to show the world the gold mine I’m sitting on. My pussy is so-o-o-o soft and pettable that I can’t keep my hands off her.”...
Gabby
“I’ll make a great housewife one day,” vows “outgoing and bubbly” Gabby, 19, from Dothan, Alabama. “I keep the house spotless, I drop to my knees to suck my boyfriend’s dick the second he comes home, and I cook a great supper every day. Who wouldn’t love that?” No wonder...
Madelyn Rose
“I get excitement out of exciting others,” declares Madelyn Rose, 22, a skin-biz newbie from Akron, Ohio. “I’m honored to be in one of the hottest magazines out there. I enjoy looking at all the beautiful girls, and I don’t mind my pictures being taken into the bathroom. Sex is...
Jenny Jade
This “sweet, flirty and outgoing” 30-year-old from Kansas City, Missouri, is tickled pink to be here. “Who wouldn’t want to be naked in America’s hottest magazine?” Jenny Jade marvels. “I love showing off my sexy body and knowing that someone out there is going to be pleasuring himself while looking...
Harley & Clarissa
To celebrate Valentine’s Day in February, we’re simultaneously unveiling two lovey-dovey hotties. Harley Lane, 20, is a lifeguard from San Antonio, Texas, who’s “wild enough to stop your heart but skilled enough to restart it.” The 5-foot-1 “sexual tornado” is a legal courtesan at Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Clarissa Steel,...
Rebekah Taylor
“I love giving guys a great tease and making them want more,” raves Rebekah Taylor, 28, an exotic dancer from Austin, Texas. “Feeling everyone’s eyes on me as I move around the stage is the next best thing to coming!” Hankering to have a multitude of eyes gazing upon her,...
Kylie Kohl
“Who doesn’t want to get all glammed up and take sexy photos?” coos Kylie Kohl, 29, an aspiring model from Chicago, Illinois. “I’m very comfortable being nude. I’ve been naked just about everywhere—in the middle of New York City, state parks, college classrooms, a cotton field. One of the weird...
Madi
“I admire HUSTLER Magazine,” says Madi, 18, from Ponca City, Oklahoma. “The thought of being featured in Beaver Hunt was so exciting for me, I just had to try making it.” She’s eager to make a great first impression. Admittedly “talkative and personable,” the 5-foot-8 neophyte model fills us in...
Summer Marie
“I am very outgoing, and I love group events,” declares Summer Marie, 22, a college student from Cleveland, Ohio. She’s now notched her most uninhibited group event ever, Beaver Hunt. “Being naked in HUSTLER is a dream come true,” the 5-foot-4 newbie marvels. Summer Marie isn’t shy when it comes...
Ava Adora
Back in 2014 Ava Adora and a gal pal had their picture snapped with ex-Prez Bill Clinton at a star-studded charity fundraiser. “I always have time for pretty girls,” he reportedly told his gushing admirers, unaware that they were legal prostitutes at the Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada. Clinton’s fly wasn’t...
Carmen
Next to break into nude modeling is Carmen, 25, a “fierce, passionate, ambitious and creative” librarian from Muncie, Indiana. “I want to inspire men everywhere,” professes the 5-foot-2 cutie, whose life is an open book. “I’m a sushi, coffee and teas addict,” Carmen tells us. “My favorite singers are Burl...
Lily Lovecraft
“I’m kind, caring, understanding, fun-loving, spontaneous and adventurous,” declares Lily Lovecraft, 27, from Parker, Colorado. We’ll toss in multitalented thanks to her fave hobbies—breeding and training dogs, singing, dancing and painting. The 5-foot-7 “fetishist and lifestyler” also digs making clothes, but she savors not wearing any: “I love my body...
Diwata
Born in Cebu City, Philippines, multilingual Diwata has resided in Southeast Asia, Europe, Latin America and La Jolla, California, where she’s an aspiring personal trainer. The 5-foot-4 fortysomething is a Renaissance woman to boot: “I’m sophisticated, elegant, spiritual, adventurous, wild and playful. My favorite pastimes are working out, shopping, helping...
Candy Kisses
“I find nudity to be a form of art, and I take pride in what I have,” proclaims 22-year-old Candy Kisses from Granbury, Texas. “So why not show the world? I’m a funny, outgoing person with a little bit of sass.” That explains why the 5-foot-6 Lone Star Stater is...
