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Violet Voss & Ama Rio

“I loved shooting with Violet and Ellen. I have always loved HUSTLER and dreamed of being included someday! I felt sexy and empowered the entire time. Definitely one of my favorite shoots. “Fun facts? I am a nerd! I love musicals, theme parks and all of the touristy things you...

Candy White

“I call myself Candy because I’m so sweet. I’m not just talking about my personality—every guy who’s ever gone down on me has told me that my pussy is the most delicious one he’s ever tasted. Take one lick, and you’ll be begging for more—and so will I! “I love...

Shelena

“I grew up in Sicily, and I loved the tranquility and sense of community there. Everyone knew each other and was willing to lend you a hand. I was surrounded by nature, with landscapes that changed with the seasons and sunsets that looked like paintings. However, there were few opportunities....

Holly

This 21-year-old hottie has just relocated from Las Vegas to the hip coastal community of Venice, California. “I needed to get out of the desert to be at the beach,” Holly explains. “It’s my favorite place to do everything—skating, swimming, playing volleyball, even sex.” And what brings Holly our way?...

Erin Everheart

“One of my specialties is hair-jobs. These long, flowing locks aren’t just for show! It surprises the fuck out of a lover when I start wrapping my hair around his cock, but that surprise turns to delight as I use my soft hair to caress his rock-hard throbber. It gets...

Tia & Julian

HUSTLER CLASSIC FEBRUARY 2007 Here are some interesting facts about cigars you may not know. The arrival of Christopher Columbus in the New World led to the first recorded observation of the cigar. On October 28, 1492, the explorer noted in a log that natives burned and inhaled leaves of...

Callie Myers

Nude modeling has been a major breakthrough for Callie Myers, 29, from Las Vegas, Nevada. “I wanted to expand my horizons and get out of my comfort zone by doing something I never thought I could,” the 5-foot-2 cam girl explains. Callie goes on to tell us, “I’m nerdy and...

Elizabeth Romanova

Bodacious Elizabeth Romanova, 31, has a lot to get off her chest as a sensational Beaver. “I grew up in Nisko, Poland,” the 5-foot-4 hottie begins, “and I now live in Northamptonshire, England. I speak Polish, Russian and English. I enjoy cooking, traveling, shopping and sports. I used to watch...

Asking for It?

Never mind the dating apps; according to a recent study, most young women say that they’re open to being asked out face to face—but there’s a right way and wrong way to do it. There was a time when a man had no choice but to ask a woman out in person—a feat that most...

The Porn Whisperer: Sage Hunter’s Rules for a Safe & Sexy Shoot

A hardcore sweetheart shares her heartfelt technique for being a great scene partner. A lot goes into the porn you worship. Time, sweat, craftsmanship—it’s a labor of love. But the most important ingredients? Fun, consent and compassion. When the sex is hotter than summer asphalt, chances are the performers in question are firing on all...

Can Sex Save America?

With the country going ape over political differences and culture wars, perhaps we should look to the horny ways of the bonobo monkey as a potential path toward national unity. Look out the window and try to resist the urge to jump. America is ablaze—perhaps the fiercest inferno anyone in this country has witnessed since...

MJ

“I can’t keep my clothes on no matter where I am,” admits MJ, 27, a massage therapist from Fontana, California. “I am bright, and I love to let it shine!” The 5-foot-7 slenderella is especially proud of her posterior. “My booty is my best asset,” MJ asserts. “If you get...

Samara Mae

“I try to be more than eye candy and a place to put a dick,” insists this “kinky” denizen of Federal Way, Washington, who indulges that sentiment via Guitar Hero, hiking, bicycling and social networking. But now Samara Mae, 24, is bound to floor viewers with her pics and palaver....

Bonnie

“My Bonnie lies over the ocean/My Bonnie lies over the sea” are the opening lines of a Scottish folk song. The narrator isn’t pining for a 23-year-old college student from Santa Rosa, California, but she inspired us to wax poetic before getting down to the brass tacks: Our Bonnie lies...

Marie

“I’m a sweet, sensual, never-say-no type,” professes Marie, 19, a secretary from Topeka, Kansas. As you can see, the 5-foot-6 video-chatting buff didn’t say no to nude modeling, and what she has to say makes her even more enticing: “I’m bisexual and very submissive. I get off on feeling protected...

Caitcrux

Caitcrux, 22, a nursing assistant from Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, describes herself as “playful, erotic, loyal, creative, energetic and determined.” We’ll add adorable, immodest and informative. For starters, the 5-foot-5 neophyte tells us about her least tawdry hobbies. “I’m a huge gamer, I love building PCs and playing on them,...

Casey Deluxe

Soon after appearing in our September ’15 revue, Dresden, Germany’s Casey Deluxe got knocked up, but the 30-year-old fräulein is still as rambunctious as ever. “My baby bump is extremely large and round, and my boobs are about to explode,” she marvels. “I’m ready to squirt out gallons of milk!”...

Missy Lee

“I have gotten naked or had sex in many public parks, parking lots and a laundromat,” admits Missy Lee, 31, a maid from Provo, Utah. “What can I say? Sometimes you have to get off without delay! I am gregarious, unapologetically self-indulgent and always fun to have around.” Being HUSTLER...

Ariel

This 24-year-old concierge from Escondido, California, is quite cunning. “I like working with people and helping them find things,” Ariel explains. “Plus I get to find out which guy or girl is looking for fun while they are staying at my hotel.” By registering as one of our guests, she’s...

Alexandria Wu

“It was my dream to pose nude in a magazine,” says Alexandria Wu, 24, who hails from China and now resides in Boston, Massachusetts. “I love showing off my natural, sexy side.” Here’s why wooing the 5-foot-8 newcomer is worthwhile: “I’m a sweetheart, I tend to be polite, and I...

Scout

“I want to be the girl hidden under everyone’s beds,” proclaims Scout, 23, a “bubbly, silly, adventurous and amicable” dancer from Berkeley, California. “I would make a great wife because I’ll cook naked for my husband every night. He will never go horny or hungry. And I’m fun to watch...

Avril La Sin

“Chase your dreams and never look back,” professes Avril La Sin, a “brutally honest but spunky and fun” dancer at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club, Las Vegas. “And never let what others think of you bring you down.” Avril, a lifelong southern Nevada denizen who’ll be blowing out 22 birthday candles...

Hollywood

“It’s been a dream of mine to appear nude for Larry Flynt,” raves this “fun-loving, adventurous and hypersexual” 31-year-old from Sacramento, California. “It’s an honor to appear in such a notorious magazine as HUSTLER. It’s the ultimate accomplishment. I am a nudist at heart, and my curiosity to try new...

Brianna

This “outgoing, bubbly, bisexual and flirtatious” office manager from Centennial, Colorado, wastes no time filling us in on her virtues. “I’m a great wife because I cook, clean, make my own money and am ready to please someone anywhere and anytime,” boasts 22-yearold Brianna. “Some mornings I like to get...

Vesper Lynn

“I think the human form is a beautiful thing and should be embraced and celebrated,” avows Vesper Lynn, who’ll be celebrating her 25th birthday in March. The “captivating, open-minded and passionate” freelance writer from Arcadia, California, can’t wait: “Every birthday I fly somewhere new and spoil myself with the VIP...

Bree

“I wanted to be nude in HUSTLER because nudity kicks ass!” howls Bree, 26, a “frisky and openminded Mormon” from Bountiful, Utah. “I just had to show the world the gold mine I’m sitting on. My pussy is so-o-o-o soft and pettable that I can’t keep my hands off her.”...

Gabby

“I’ll make a great housewife one day,” vows “outgoing and bubbly” Gabby, 19, from Dothan, Alabama. “I keep the house spotless, I drop to my knees to suck my boyfriend’s dick the second he comes home, and I cook a great supper every day. Who wouldn’t love that?” No wonder...

Madelyn Rose

“I get excitement out of exciting others,” declares Madelyn Rose, 22, a skin-biz newbie from Akron, Ohio. “I’m honored to be in one of the hottest magazines out there. I enjoy looking at all the beautiful girls, and I don’t mind my pictures being taken into the bathroom. Sex is...

Jenny Jade

This “sweet, flirty and outgoing” 30-year-old from Kansas City, Missouri, is tickled pink to be here. “Who wouldn’t want to be naked in America’s hottest magazine?” Jenny Jade marvels. “I love showing off my sexy body and knowing that someone out there is going to be pleasuring himself while looking...

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