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Scared Stiff: Truly Terrifying Tales

Gather close, and prepare to be scared out of your skin! It’s a true celebration of terror as you’re guided through the world’s most notorious, sensational, horrifying stories—from urban legends to hauntings to real-life chillers that will make you shiver and keep you up at night. Boo! PART ONE: CAMPFIRE CLASSICS  CITY OF ANGELS? Every...

Wet, Hot & Naked 6: Beaver Edition

Ready to get clean, and yet oh, so dirty? Step inside the bath with a collection of hygienically minded hotties from the pages of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt! Make sure you scrub hard! Kitty Quinn Fanny Limones Zoe Wild Bridget Felony Bridget Glass Aryana Victoria...

Sunday Funday: All About the Anal 5

Strap in and buckle up; we’re making a trip to Cornhole County, and we’re taking the backroads all the way! Join us as we rear up and go between the cheeks for an ass-tastic adventure. Are you nuts for butts? Then go ahead; rump it up!  This Ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX  Yexes & Chris This...

Slimthick Vic

“My parents were in a Christian-based cult, and they moved our family all around the U.S. and the world. I had a sheltered and unconventional childhood because of this. I left home at 21, mostly because of my family’s strict view on sex. My hormones were raging! At the time...

Delilah Day

“I was shy when I was younger, but moving from the South to Los Angeles really helped me to break out of my shell. I was raised religious, and the only sex worker I was exposed to was in the Bible: Delilah, who cut Samson’s hair and took all of...

Birthday Delights

Here are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in March and looking mighty fine in their birthday suits. “I’m shy at times,” admitted Harper from St. Louis, Missouri. “But I’m also courageous and open-minded, so I’ll get naked just about anywhere. My fantasy is to have sex with a really hot guy or girl on the Gateway...

Roll Up Your Sleeves & Get to Work, Dammit

The time for mourning is over. Donald Trump is America’s President. So let’s pull our heads out of the sand and focus on effective strategies to fight Trump and his extreme agenda. We must regroup, unify the Democratic Party and win back the House in 2026! First, we must hold Trump accountable. He made umpteen...

Bambi Barton

“I grew up in a very religious home in small-town Kentucky—my family actually started a Christian camp. Even though I’ve come a long way and am in the adult industry now, I don’t see why a lot of people think that religion and porn can’t peacefully coexist. Why shouldn’t I...

Amber Gold

This green-eyed honey exudes natural beauty, with a healthy dose of sex appeal, all at the tender age of 18! Currently attending university in Texas, Amber is majoring in business and marketing and also studying Spanish. Both smart and shapely, Amber also knows exactly what she wants in a man:...

Kayden Kross

HUSTLER CLASSIC APRIL 2006 The first thing you notice about this breathtaking beauty is her winning smile—that and those spectacular size-D breasts. As brazen as she is endowed, Kayden is thrilled to be a big-time HUSTLER chick, but for now, she still loves shaking her fine ass at a strip...

Hazel Grace

“Before getting into porn, I worked at a sex shop for three years. My customers and friends convinced me to go into porn—not that I needed a ton of convincing. I’ve been a very sexual person since my late teens, and being in the adult industry has only intensified my...

Stella Sedona

“Growing up, I was very well-behaved. My grades were always perfect, and I did normal stuff like playing sports and music. I’m still pretty straitlaced—I don’t really smoke, drink or take drugs, and I don’t have any extreme hobbies. That’s what I love about being in porn: It’s an opportunity...

Lia Lin

“Culturally, my background is pretty diverse. My dad is Brazilian and Filipino, but I grew up in Russia. I like to say that I actually come from three different countries. I guess that’s why I like to travel so much. My job allows me to travel to so many beautiful...

Roxy Richie

Roxy Richie, 24, from Broxbourne, England, is a fledgling nude model eager to explain why she dabbles as a XXX performer. “I found something that makes me happy, and I chased it,” the 5-foot-5 Eurobabe marvels. “I’m not always a prim-and-proper lass. I love sex, especially when I’m being shagged...

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Yes, contrary to what some might believe, men and women can maintain platonic relationships. One of the oldest debates in the book begs a seemingly simple question: Can men and women really be just friends, or is there always an underlying sexual tension destined to throw a wrench in their feeble attempts at buddydom? To...

Asshole of the Month: Vivek Ramaswamy

On November 6th of last year, half the nation awakened to the confirmation that the election results were not a sweat-drenched nightmare but a dreadful reality: We will have to endure four more years of the Orange Buffoon occupying the White House. To complete the horror, the House and Senate will be dominated by Republicans,...

Post-Nut Revelations

Join us as we dissect that illuminating and sometimes distressing moment of clarity that occurs right after an orgasm. Few phenomena are as widely recognized—yet rarely discussed with total honesty—as post-nut clarity. For those who might be unfamiliar with the phrase, it’s that brief, relentlessly sobering moment after orgasm when horniness fades and reality slaps...

Top Porn Podcasts

Tips and Tricks to Produce a Hit! More than two-thirds of Americans listen to podcasts—roughly 192 million people! And over 5 million podcasts stream globally. As the genre has grown, adult entertainment stars have embraced podcasting to promote their brand, expand their reach and share a new kind of intimacy with fans. Six popular porn...

Calling in Horny?

Could paid sex days become the next step in employee compensation packages? Back in the day, calling in sick was reserved for near-death experiences—fevers so high you were hallucinating, clutching the toilet bowl like the last passenger might cling to the cargo crane on the Titanic, begging for some higher power to just end it...

Blizzard Babes

The weather outside might be frightful, but these sexy snow bunnies are quite delightful! Prepare for a very cool exploration of powdery porn… Snow storm, sNOw problem! HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with four frosty treats about their experiences with shooting steamy pics and content in the wintry outdoors to warm all of us up, no matter how...

Coming to Terms

If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game. Right now, a horny herd of guys is probably glued to Fox News, tossing around some locker room talk about how sex isn’t about the...

Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 4

We’re not quite out of the woods with winter yet, but we’re heating things up with a collection of fiery-tressed beauties from HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt amateur section! So go ahead and warm your bones—and one in particular—with this parade of ginger-haired girls-next-door. Shellie Clover Cheryl Kat Kerby Riley  Rae of Sunshine Tinkerbelle...

You Can’t Spell “Romance” Without “Man”

Contrary to conventional wisdom, a new study has found that men may actually be more romantic than women. Join us as we break down the science… We’ve all been sold the tired notion that women are the more romantic of the sexes. Meanwhile, men—or so conventional “wisdom” has it, anyway—are averse to mush, mostly only...

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