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Ellie Nova

“I was quiet and nerdy growing up. I’m a lot louder now, and I’m very passionate, but I would still consider myself an introvert. Which isn’t to say that I’m not adventurous, especially sexually. I once had sex on a cliff overlooking a highway overpass, and I’ve tried many things...

Bushy Blondes Vol. 2

Fair-haired beauties with full, fluffy patches of crotch-curls: it’s a hairy situation that you definitely won’t mind getting tangled up in. What are you waiting for? Dive in! Bella Jane Britt Carter Cruise Isabella De Laa Shayla Lorelei Magic Wanda Debra...

Getting Intimate With Casey Calvert

Performer. Producer. Director. Entrepreneur. Advocate. And, yes, intimacy coordinator. Join us as the XXX phenomenon discusses creating safe spaces for her adult-industry colleagues. XXX powerhouse Casey Calvert has proven her value to the adult world time and time again. Since entering the industry in 2012, she has been a performer, producer, director, entrepreneur and an...

Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their...

Dahlia Dee’s Great BJ Experiment

Science says blowjobs can be good for you, so we decided to put theory into practice. Paging head doctor Dahlia Dee! We all know that blowjobs feel good. But can they be good for you? From improved sleep to sharper cognitive function, there is no shortage of scientific evidence that supports the many somatic and...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5

Open wide; it’s time to belly up to the boob buffet for a few heaping helpings of succulent sweater puppies, delectable dairy domes and tasty tatas! Don’t worry if you get a little stuffed; we don’t mind if you loosen your belt a little at this dining establishment. Bon appé-tit! Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer...

Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded withered winter wang. It’s getting colder than a witch’s tit out there in many parts of the country, as summer has officially fucked...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we’re big fans of getting lost in the bush and getting tangled up in lush crotch-curls. But sometimes, the smooth, soft beauty of a clean-shaven pussy is what the doctor ordered. With that in mind, we’re prescribing you several dick-hardening doses of HUSTLER Honeys who opt to go bare down there. Here’s...

Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...

Lickety Split Vol. 5

Strap yourself in, because we’re about to get some tongues wagging! It’s time for another box-lunch bonanza, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys with a taste for twat. Go ahead, (muff-)dive in! Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Renee Perez & Jana Jordan Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer & Alana Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Val Dodds &...

Khloe Kingsley

“Growing up, I was very sexual, which wasn’t easy, because I come from a very conservative family in the Bible Belt—I had to sign abstinence cards saying that I would wait until marriage to have sex! It was so, so dumb. “I’ve also been attracted to girls from an early...

Test(osterone) Drive

Is testosterone replacement therapy the key to a boosted libido? The answer is more complicated than you might think. Join us as we explore the science. Spend enough time doom-scrolling, and you will inevitably catch some meathead gym rat-turned-“social media influencer” rambling—probably shirtless—about how going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) transformed his weak wiener into...

XXXmas Cheer

‘Tis the season to be horny! Join us as we get into the holiday spirit with some of our favorite performers. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, merry and—horny?! With stockings being stuffed and halls being decked, the holiday season conjures up emotions that transcend warm and fuzzy. From shooting themed seasonal scenes to leaving...

Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 9

Dark-haired beauties with mouthwatering mammaries? Yes, please! Enjoy this pictorial celebration… Sofia Yurizan Beltran Ellie Nova Claire Sanders Jelena Jensen Layla Rose Lana Lopez...

Birthday Delights

For additional eye candy this month, we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating January birthdays. Naomi Bennet from Zatec, Czechia, recalled, “I first heard about HUSTLER while taking a cinema course in college. We learned about influential Czech filmmakers, and Miloš Forman’s The People vs. Larry Flynt was one of the movies we watched. I decided...

Sam Jay: Next-Level Funny

Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady was one of Hollywood’s biggest nights of the year, and comedian Sam Jay might have scored the biggest laugh of the evening with her burn of Patriots’ quarterback and Brady’s predecessor Drew Bledsoe. Because Bledsoe didn’t play one second of New England’s Super Bowl XXXVI victory, Sam (née Samaria Johnson)...

I Am Woman: Hear Me Roar

Political pundits have been arguing and analyzing nonstop ad nauseam since Election Day. Theories on Vice President Harris’s dismal loss range from the candidate having insufficient time to campaign, her inability to differentiate herself from President Biden, Americans’ poor perception of the economy, etc., etc. And sure, all of those elements likely played a role....

Spencer Bradley

“I don’t just suck dick; I romance it. I’m very big into cock worship, so when I give a blowjob, I’ll work my tongue and lips all over it. I love to rub my face on a nice, hard prick too. And my pussy is supertight! Some guys don’t even...

Hanna Hilton

HUSTLER CLASSIC JANUARY 2007 Be gentle with Hanna, folks. This is her very first time. “I’ve never been in a nude magazine layout before,” the statuesque beauty discloses. “I hope the readers like me.” With her country-girl looks and winning smile (not to mention legs that don’t quit and a...

Andie and Renae

RULES FOR JACUZZI USE EVERYONE MUST SHOWER BEFORE ENTERING. THAT MEANS A SOAP-AND-WATER-TYPE SHOWER, NOT A GOLDEN SHOWER. APPROPRIATE SWIMWEAR IS MANDATORY. EXCEPT FOR HOT CHICKS, FOR WHOM CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL. NO RUNNING, PUSHING OR HORSEPLAY. FOREPLAY, HOWEVER, IS ACTIVELY ENCOURAGED. LOUD NOISE IS PROHIBITED IN THE HOT TUB AREA....

Layla Belle

“It took me a while to come out of my shell when I was growing up, but once I did, there was no looking back! I hooked up a lot in high school—so much that I was voted most likely to be a porn star! I got shamed for being...

Addis Fouché

“Posing nude and doing porn have enhanced my life in so many ways. For one, I love how in touch with my body I become when I pose nude. Instead of wearing clothes to illustrate who I am to the public, I’m left with just my skin—which, I think, shows...

Lucy Mendez

“My friends would say that I am funny and a little bit crazy. I would add super loyal. I’m also an unstoppable dreamer and totally unpredictable. Some of my hobbies and passions might surprise you. I enjoy quantum physics and numerology, as well as geography and history. And I love...

Kirsten Skye

“I thinks it’s neat to be able to brighten up someone’s day just by looking my best when I’m out and about,” professes Kirsten Skye, 33, from Reno, Nevada. “But in HUSTLER I can show off everything and bring even more enjoyment to lots of people.” The 5-foot-10 Silver Stater...

Dakota Quinn

“I feel extra-sexy when posing nude,” declares Dakota Quinn, 28, from Belle Plaine, Kansas. The 5-foot-2 cutie pie goes on to disclose, “I’m warm, sweet and bratty. I used to be a patient care technician, and I dig cosplay, music festivals, two-hour trips to the gym and traveling. Now I’m...

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