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Caitcrux

I’d love to be the main character inan erotic novel or X-rated comic.

About Caitcrux

Caitcrux, 22, a nursing assistant from Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, describes herself as “playful, erotic, loyal, creative, energetic and determined.” We’ll add adorable, immodest and informative. For starters, the 5-foot-5 neophyte tells us about her least tawdry hobbies. “I’m a huge gamer, I love building PCs and playing on them, and I’m a comic collector.” She’s also stocked her library with a trio of literary series—The Mortal Instruments, Defiance and Alexx Andria’s One Naughty Girl. Caitcrux is one exceptionally naughty girl: “I’m straight, although I have experimented with women. I’m a dominant lover, and I adore being blindfolded! When I am, I love to be told what to do to a guy when it comes to foreplay. After giving him the best blowjob of his life, I take over, pushing him down and climbing on top. Then it’s a battle of dominance.” Caitcrux is a cinema buff too. Her film choices include The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Anchorman, The Princess Bride and Freddy vs. Jason, but it’s her moviegoing demeanor that’s noteworthy: “I love getting frisky in a theater and seeing what we can do without being caught. I want to push my sexual experiences in busy public places.” No wonder Caitcrux’s fantasy is a concoction of thrill and chill. “I’d like to go to an abandoned building or a haunted house with a guy, stay the night and try to have sex in every room. The creepy thought of it turns me on.”

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