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Vesper Lynn

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About Vesper Lynn

“I think the human form is a beautiful thing and should be embraced and celebrated,” avows Vesper Lynn, who’ll be celebrating her 25th birthday in March. The “captivating, open-minded and passionate” freelance writer from Arcadia, California, can’t wait: “Every birthday I fly somewhere new and spoil myself with the VIP treatment. That’s definitely a turn-on.” Vesper wouldn’t have come our way if she didn’t enjoy turning men on with her naked body, but what really knocks the hottie’s socks off is the human mind. “I classify myself as a sapiosexual,” the 5-foot-3 international-travel and reading buff explains. “I’m only attracted to a man or woman if I’m intellectually turned on.” Possessive mates are also strictly forbidden: “I live by the words of Buddhist monk Thich Nhat Hanh, who wrote, ‘You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.’ My favorite sexual partner by far is my be loved Hitachi.” Finally, Vesper loves listening to Sade—“Her voice is amazing!”—and watching movies. Her faves are The Boondock Saints, Amélie and Limitless. But despite being blessed with a bubble butt, Vesper isn’t keen on backdoor boning: “I believe anal sex is a perfectly good waste of a vaginal orgasm.”


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