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Tuning Up Your Sex Life

Putting on the wrong music when you’re preparing to get busy can create a real record-scratch moment and kill the mood quick. Allow us to help you avoid this dilemma and put together a pound-time playlist that satisfies. Music and sex go hand in hand. Nothing adds to the muff-thumping mood better than the sweet...
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Girls on Girls Vol. 5

What’s better than a hot, naked chick showing you everything she’s got? That’s easy—two hot, naked chicks showing you everything they’ve got while getting down and dirty with each other! Join us for another celebration of babe-on-babe love. Enjoy! Natalia Starr & Zoey Foxx  Shyra Sheer & Alana Stella May & Carter Cruise Austin &...
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Amigo the Devil: Crying at the Orgy

Meet Danny Kiranos, aka Amigo the Devil, a singer/storyteller who’s on a mission to challenge and entertain audiences while wringing triumph from trauma. Danny Kiranos, the larger-than-life crooner also known as Amigo the Devil, has inspired rabid fans all over the world to follow him wherever he opts to strum his banjo. That flock is...
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Amigo the Devil: Crying at the Orgy

Meet Danny Kiranos, aka Amigo the Devil, a singer/storyteller who’s on a mission to challenge and entertain audiences while wringing triumph from trauma. Danny Kiranos, the larger-than-life crooner also known as Amigo the Devil, has inspired rabid fans all over the world to follow him wherever he opts to strum his banjo. That flock is...
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Girls on Girls Vol. 5

What’s better than a hot, naked chick showing you everything she’s got? That’s easy—two hot, naked chicks showing you everything they’ve got while getting down and dirty with each other! Join us for another celebration of babe-on-babe love. Enjoy! Natalia Starr & Zoey Foxx  Shyra Sheer & Alana Stella May & Carter Cruise Austin &...
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Tuning Up Your Sex Life

Putting on the wrong music when you’re preparing to get busy can create a real record-scratch moment and kill the mood quick. Allow us to help you avoid this dilemma and put together a pound-time playlist that satisfies. Music and sex go hand in hand. Nothing adds to the muff-thumping mood better than the sweet...
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Pleasure Pits

For these mavens of underarm worship, the phrase “it’s the pits” takes on an erotically charged new meaning. When one typically thinks of armpits, images of sweat, hair and even ticklishness are conjured in our minds. While some people may see those three things as a negative, to some they are turn-ons!  What about this...
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Going Dark

They’re loners, they’re rebels and, according to loads of women, they’re sexually irresistible. Join us as we explore the allure of the bad boy. Some women yearn for a knight in shining armor, and others just like their guys dark and disturbed. Although mysterious men have been considered treacherous throughout the annals of civil society,...
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Blondes on Blondes Vol. 5

Is there anything better than a hot, naked blonde? Sure, there is—namely, two hot, naked blondes pairing up and getting down! And when you’re really lucky, there’s a trio of towheaded beauties doing the nasty together! With that in mind, we present you with another pictorial celebration of fair-haired babes getting off with each other....
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Socially Conscious With Cerise Lynx

Naughty nymph Cerise Lynx has us seeing red in the best possible way as we dissect her social-media offerings. A deliciously pervy pinup with a penchant for vintage porn, Cerise Lynx is the perfect candidate for a bit of the ol’ social media dissection. An avid collector and consumer of nudie mags from days of...
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Michael Des Barres: “My Whole Life Has Been Pornographic”

The veteran musician discusses honoring rock ‘n’ roll’s orgiastic legacy with his new album. Michael Des Barres is a rock ‘n’ roll chameleon. As leader of the glam-rock bands Detective and Silverhead, he slithered through the music scene, where he met and married legendary groupie queen Miss Pamela. A twist of fate in the 1980s...
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Smart Fuckers

Never mind banging your gal’s brains out; by giving her an orgasm, you might actually be boosting her intellect, at least temporarily. Get ready for the science… Despite men’s reputation as superficial cavemen, the truth is that many, if not most, guys prefer a woman who has both beauty and brains. Dudes desperately want a...
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13

Usually, giving the finger is considered a gesture of contempt, but when gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys are slipping themselves—and each other—some digits, it’s a delicious act of bliss. With that in mind, we’re serving up another celebration of beautiful babes getting in touch with themselves. Go ahead; give ’em a hand! Vanna Bardot Jodie Star Nevaeh...
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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits. Can you die from a lack of sex? That appears to be the concern of many people currently suffering a sexual drought.  No doubt, a dry...
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Glory Holes Galore!

It’s time to go balls to the wall—we’re about to discuss anonymous blowjobs delivered through sensually seedy openings. Glory, glory (hole), hallelujah! We’ve all heard tales of a secluded gas station that is rumored to have a hole cut in one of the men’s room stalls and, well—you know how the rest goes. While most...
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Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging, all sorts of unforeseen accidents can erupt at any given moment to cause a diddle-time disruption. One...
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The Final Girls

They know how to scream, they know how to die, but above all, they know how to kick some bogeyman ass! One by one the rest of the characters have been stabbed, hung, ripped limb from limb, until the only survivors are the killer and the final girl, the horror heroine. Hustler hangs with four...
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Goth Goddesses

Paint it black: Goth sex workers step out of the shadows and into our hearts. The spooky season is upon us, and there is no way we would rather spend it than in the company of satan’s maidens. Goth sex workers are the cat’s meow, but be forewarned: these kittens have claws. Where once goths...
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Muff Buffs

When Beaver Hunt debuted in 1976, pubic hair dominated women’s pelvic landscape. As time rolled on, more and more nude models and XXX performers chose to zap their short ’n’ curlies. In recent years they’ve been going either way, and here are a handful of Beavers who prefer being hairy down there. Adessa Winters is...
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HUSTLER Turns 50 With Style at Anniversary Gala

This year marks the 50th Anniversary of HUSTLER Magazine, and in honor of the momentous occasion a gala celebration was held at the HUSTLER Hollywood store on Hollywood Boulevard on September 19.  The event, which boasted a festive ’70s disco theme, was packed with adult-industry luminaries including Ana Foxxx, Octavia Red, Coco Lovelock and Jenna...
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Lingerie Lovedolls 17

Get ready for another extravaganza of frills and thrills, as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys strip out of their dainty underthings and show off the goods underneath. It’s the hottest fashion show ever. Enjoy! Mina Luxx Kendra Sunderland Kelly Collins Vanna Bardot Chanel Camryn Avery Jane Ashby Winter...
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Good Gush Almighty!

Why some women experience anxiety over the fact that they squirt—and why they really shouldn’t. It was once believed that squirting was a rare feminine superpower, held only by those given the gift of gush at birth. Yet, scour the internet on the subject of splashing gash and there’s a digital library of sorts suggesting...
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Custom-Clip Craziness

From farting on a chocolate cake to getting shoved up a vampire’s butt, some of our favorite content creators share the wildest special-order clips they’ve filmed for their fans. No matter how specific one’s erotic taste is, there is usually the perfect scene hanging out in the porno-sphere, just waiting for you to beat off...
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Praise Be!

Looking to get into some complimentary sex? Join us as we explore affirmation play, also known as praise kink. Despite an increasingly fetish-friendly culture, getting kinky is still a frightening affair for some folks. For those perplexed about how to go about fitting your little love muffin with a ball gag or how to install...

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