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The Inner Game of Domination

There’s more to master mojo than flashy moves, proper protocol and politically correct posturing. Here’s how to bring your A-game to the dungeon. There may not be one true way to be an effective and desirable dominant partner to an intelligent submissive woman with fantasies and designs of her own, but there are a lot...

How to Meet (& Greet) a Porn Star

Planning on lining up to meet your favorite adult performer at a XXX event? Try these simple tips for a memorable experience that separates you from the masses. Adult expos are a veritable mecca for hardcore porn fans. All of your favorite starlets, scantily clad and under one roof! The excitement is overwhelming, but one...

Better Sex Through Sleeping

If you’re not feeling up for a good romp in the sack with your partner lately, it might be because you’re not getting enough of that other bedroom activity. I never really understood why people sometimes refer to sex as “sleeping together” because, let’s face it, there’s not a heck of a lot of sleeping...

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 6

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that's a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties!...

Scarlett Alexis

“A little something—actually, a big something—about me: I love to play music. Starting from a very early age, I studied any instrument I could find. I play piano, guitar, ukulele and flute, and recently I’ve been learning violin. Playing music is extremely therapeutic for me and provides a great outlet...

Butt’s Happening! Vol. 12

Brace yourselves, ass fans; we’re getting cheeky once again with another mouthwatering collection of gorgeous glutes, tempting tushes and cock-stiffening cabooses! Go ahead; enjoy the rear view. ...

Mismatched Libidos: A Survival Guide

Is your sex drive not lining up with your partner’s level of desire? Don’t despair; there are ways to reach a carnal common ground. If ever there was definitive proof that there is no god, it’s that men and women seldom seem to be on the same page when it comes to sex. Either the...

Female Porn Fans

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks to three smut-loving ladies about their viewing preferences and what kind of XXX content gets their juices flowing.  Where once porn consumption was considered the near-exclusive domain of heterosexual men, the ongoing diversification and (incremental) normalization of adult content, combined with contemporary, unbiased academic analysis, reveals that a not-insignifcant segment of women also...

Lilianna

“I have a nice body, so I thought it would be interesting to show it off,” declares 18-year-old Lilianna, a “smart and outgoing” college student from Painesville, Ohio. The 5-foot-4 skin-mag rookie has several other attributes that make her desirable: ”I like to have fun, I have a good heart,...

Kitty & Natily

“I will try anything and anyone at least once,” boasts blond Kitty, 27, a waitress and “free-spirited anarchist” from Spokane, Washington. Her fave pastime, “hot dates with lot of guys and girls,” has led to occasional threesomes and an orgy. “I will gladly discard my clothes if some one wants...

Buff and Banging

A new study has found that physically stronger women have more sex than their less-muscled counterparts. Join us as we do some heavy lifting to explore the phenomenon. Muscle might be all it takes to rack up that body count in this golden age of superficiality—and not just for men. Hold onto your dumbbells, dumbbells,...

Violet Starr

“When I got to college, I took a philosophy of religion class that really made me think differently and connect with myself. I always knew I wanted to do porn. It’s a chapter of my life I need to explore. “Right now I can’t stop thinking about gangbangs. I have...

Isabella

ISSUE: August ’09 HOMETOWN: Mendocino, CA OCCUPATION: Waitress NAKED TRUTH: “I watch TV naked all the time. The pizza guy loves me. I like sucking dick, but to make it fair, I also like to get my pussy licked. Right now I’m really into threesomes with girls.” Since the Bicentennial...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 10

We love a parade—especially when it involves a procession of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Get ready to stand up and salute, as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys spread wide for your pleasure. Enjoy! Ellie Nova Helena Azura Grace Addis Fouché Tiffany Rayne Hanna Hilton Bridget...

Rae Of Sunshine

“I want to give men across the world something to dream about,” proclaims Rae of Sunshine, 23, a “bubbly, down-to-earth and happily married homemaker” from Warren, Massachusetts. “Making it into such a prestigious magazine is a dream come true. My husband is also extremely excited that I am getting this...

XXX Valentine’s Day

Ah, Valentine’s Day—a day of swooning, romance, love and—if you’re lucky—hanky-panky!  Below, HUSTLERMagazine.com had the pleasure of sharing five amazing performers' affection for Cupid’s arrow and, well, their love of love!...

Power Plays

According to a new study, the more of an upper hand someone has in a relationship, the more likely they are to cheat. Join us as we explore this phenomenon. Power tends to go to the heads of those who possess it. All some snot-nosed douchebags need are a fancy title, the big office with...

Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition Vol. 3

Depending on where you are, the weather outside might be frightful, as Old Man Winter continues to have its way with us, but we’re hitting the beach anyway! Join us as a collection of beauties from HUSTLER’s legendary Beaver Hunt section strip down and frolic in the waves and on the sand. Aren’t you feeling...

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 9

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that’s a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties!...

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13

Usually, giving the finger is considered a gesture of contempt, but when gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys are slipping themselves—and each other—some digits, it’s a delicious act of bliss. With that in mind, we’re serving up another celebration of beautiful babes getting in touch with themselves. Go ahead; give ’em a hand! Vanna Bardot Jodie Star Nevaeh...

Dildo Darlings 11

No penis? No problem! These Honeys have toy chests deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Go ahead; dive in!...

Powerhouse Porn Stars

To sign with an agency or have agency over one’s career—that is the question. Adult’s best and brightest sound off on the merits and challenges of being a free agent. There are many paths to success in the world of adult entertainment. Signing with an agency is one route—and a convenient one at that, with...

Quicker Quickies

According to a new study, our sexual sprint sessions are getting briefer by the year. We explore the long and the short of it. Everyone loves a quickie. It’s the one sexual occasion that eliminates the pressure of engaging in multiple compromising positions in favor of getting down to brass tacks and making two people...

Socially Conscious With Connie Perignon

From a threesome in a foreign land to controversial hot takes, join us as this porn goddess opens up for a deep and thorough probe of her online musings. XXX juggernaut Connie Perignon was born for porn, and she has the body of work to prove it. Yet she is so much more than a...

Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 5

In the mood for a particularly colorful sexy time? You’re in luck, because we’ve combed through the archives of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt to bring you a collection of inked-up, naked babes-next-door! Enjoy the views… Jasmine Michelle Stark Angel Tinkerbelle Sophia Shelley Kai Love Kaydance Marie Alex Valentine...

Age Spreads

Wondering why men and women alike seek out younger mates as they get up there in years? Here comes the science… In Richard Linklater’s cult classic Dazed and Confused, set in rural Texas on the last day of school in 1976, David Wooderson—an older guy who works for the city but still loves to party...

Tavia

“Growing up, I was a wild child, always on the lookout for an adventure and very curious. Constantly on the move, finding new ways to make money—lemonade stands, yard sales, lawn care for neighbors and singing at the hotel close to my childhood home. I never could take no for...

Performers of Color: A Conversation

Social justice protests are intense right now. Thank God. Change has been a long, long time coming, and it is fi­nally blowing in the wind. Racial inequality has plagued our nation since it began. Every mode of commerce and every form of industry has been affected. Porn is no dif­ferent. For decades African-American, Latin and...

Steven Andres: The Art of Beauty

Photographer, globetrotter and beloved HUSTLER contributor Steven Andres bares all in a stunning debut book. With over 30 years behind the lens, HUSTLER contributor Steven Andres is something of an unsung legend in photography circles. Whether he’s shooting for the Travel Channel or BARELY LEGAL, Steven’s passion and versatility are unquestioned. And with the publication...

Big Booty Bonanza

When it comes to colossal keisters, we couldn’t agree more with Sir Mix-a-Lot—we love ’em! Even so, having a massive booty can be a gigantic pain in the…well, you know. Just ask these four butt-tastic beauties. We like big butts and we cannot lie! A juicy peach is truly a beautiful sight to behold, but...

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