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Workin’ It Vol. 2

A HUSTLER Labor Day Laugh-fest It’s Labor Day once again—an opportunity to celebrate the hard work and victories of the toiling masses across this land (and maybe go to a barbecue or two). What better way to mark the occasion than with a collection of workplace-related cartoons from HUSTLER’s vast archive? Go ahead, dig in!...

Facial Frenzy!

For these semen-savoring beauties, getting a faceful of man-goo is a total blast. When we hear the word facial, we often picture a serene spa, soothing music and a skin-moisturizing treatment—but not today. (Well, maybe the moisturized skin part!) We’re talking about some of your favorite on-screen starlets being sandblasted with ooey-gooey goodness! We gathered...

50 Questions: Jennifer White

For the third installment of our HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we are tapping Jennifer White, the porn queen who has been making us cream for over 15 years. From harnessing the power of pigeons to sharing the secret of a good marriage (can you say blowjobs?), Jennifer proves that she is, without a doubt, XXX...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3

Ready to get a case of the blues in the best way possible? Join us as we gaze into the enchanting blue peepers of hot HUSTLER Honeys—and admire the rest of their tantalizing physical attributes while we’re at it. Enjoy! Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Tavia Lindsay Marie Roxy Shaw Eila Adams Alexis Haley Cummings Victoria...

The Flying Pink Pig #2

METRO MEDIA/CHEEKY MONKEY PRODUCTIONS.DIRECTOR: ERICA MCLEAN.STARRING: ALEXIS TEXAS, SUNNY LANE, NICKI HUNTER, CYTHEREA, MIKA KIM, BREANNA SPARKS, TESSA TAYLOR, LEE BANG, DALE DABONE, TJ CUMMINGS, TYLER KNIGHT & JERRY.This sequel to the world’s first food-truck fuck flick just might be better than the first. (By the way, we’d like to point out that we screwed...

Do Body Counts…Count?

Worried about how many people your significant other slept with before you? Don’t be—in fact, a hefty tally of past sexual partners can actually make your relationship stronger. At the beginning of a relationship, there are plenty of discussions that are sure to arise before things get too serious. One of the most polarizing of...

Moving on to MILF

Oh, mama! Join us as we explore what it takes for performers to transition to XXX’s massively popular MILF genre. The MILF genre is arguably one of the most popular porn categories, if not the most popular—and for good reason. Mature, dominant babes that know what they want and how to give just as good...

Vanessa Vega: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

Being called “slut” is high praise for this enchanting porn star who loves her job almost as much as she loves hot ball batter in her eyes. In short, she’s untamed and off the leash. Can you handle her horny truth? Friends call her “nasty,” while fans can’t seem to get enough of that sperm-soaked...

Lickety Split Vol. 4

We hope you’re hungry for some fun, because it’s time for another round of labia-lapping action with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Bon appétit! Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Sera Ryder & Kimora Quin Marlie Moore, Jana Jordan & Charlie Lynn Layla Rae London Laurent Sophia Burns Amber Moore...

Blue-Collar Babes

Exploring the erotic allure of women who engage in manual labor. The male persuasion typically doesn’t want its women too rough around the edges. Nope, men often like their gals to look a particular way—a pretty face and nice body, yes, and the fashion sense to show it off with boner-inducing style. Stroll down the...

Icons of Ignore

If you get off on getting brushed off, these divas of disregard will get your attention (even if they don’t return the favor). Being ignored makes most people feel unwanted and unimportant, but there is another reaction it can cause: AROUSAL!  In this installment of Fetish Spotlight, we give you the 411 on the fetish...

Saturday Special: Asses High Vol. 4

Butt’s up, people! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a groin-stiffening tribute to tush—and when you’re done here, make sure to cheek out over our previous installments of Asses...

Orifice Work

Dreading the idea of returning to the office after an extended period of work-from-home? Maybe you shouldn’t be—because your office just might be filled with newly horny coworkers. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, many people made working remotely the norm. This was a tremendous benefit for working stiffs, seeing as they never really wanted to be...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 5

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we love a thick, lustrous pubic bush as much as anyone, but there’s also a lot to be said for the bare elegance of a clean-shaven pussy. With that in mind, join us for another pictorial salute to hairless wonders, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy! Ashby Winter Angel Kiss...

Praise Be!

Looking to get into some complimentary sex? Join us as we explore affirmation play, also known as praise kink. Despite an increasingly fetish-friendly culture, getting kinky is still a frightening affair for some folks. For those perplexed about how to go about fitting your little love muffin with a ball gag or how to install...

HUSTLER: The Photographers

MATTI KLATT Photographer Apart from Larry himself, few people had a greater impact on HUSTLER Magazine than the photographers, including wunderkind Matti Klatt. The German-born uber-talent persevered through the decades, driven by dedication and indifferent to the trappings of success. In 2015, he retired to Cuba to paint. Modest to a fault, you would never...

Custom-Clip Craziness

From farting on a chocolate cake to getting shoved up a vampire’s butt, some of our favorite content creators share the wildest special-order clips they’ve filmed for their fans. No matter how specific one’s erotic taste is, there is usually the perfect scene hanging out in the porno-sphere, just waiting for you to beat off...

Good Gush Almighty!

Why some women experience anxiety over the fact that they squirt—and why they really shouldn’t. It was once believed that squirting was a rare feminine superpower, held only by those given the gift of gush at birth. Yet, scour the internet on the subject of splashing gash and there’s a digital library of sorts suggesting...

Lingerie Lovedolls 17

Get ready for another extravaganza of frills and thrills, as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys strip out of their dainty underthings and show off the goods underneath. It’s the hottest fashion show ever. Enjoy! Mina Luxx Kendra Sunderland Kelly Collins Vanna Bardot Chanel Camryn Avery Jane Ashby Winter...

HUSTLER Turns 50 With Style at Anniversary Gala

This year marks the 50th Anniversary of HUSTLER Magazine, and in honor of the momentous occasion a gala celebration was held at the HUSTLER Hollywood store on Hollywood Boulevard on September 19.  The event, which boasted a festive ’70s disco theme, was packed with adult-industry luminaries including Ana Foxxx, Octavia Red, Coco Lovelock and Jenna...

Goth Goddesses

Paint it black: Goth sex workers step out of the shadows and into our hearts. The spooky season is upon us, and there is no way we would rather spend it than in the company of satan’s maidens. Goth sex workers are the cat’s meow, but be forewarned: these kittens have claws. Where once goths...

Harris for President!

America celebrated its 248th birthday in July. In two and a half centuries, 45 men have served as President. And not one single woman. An appalling statistic, really, for a country that professes gender equality. Well, all of that is about to change, if we have anything to say about it. 2024 is the year...

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