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Orifice Work

Dreading the idea of returning to the office after an extended period of work-from-home? Maybe you shouldn’t be—because your office just might be filled with newly horny coworkers. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, many people made working remotely the norm. This was a tremendous benefit for working stiffs, seeing as they never really wanted to be...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 5

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we love a thick, lustrous pubic bush as much as anyone, but there’s also a lot to be said for the bare elegance of a clean-shaven pussy. With that in mind, join us for another pictorial salute to hairless wonders, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy! Ashby Winter Angel Kiss...

Praise Be!

Looking to get into some complimentary sex? Join us as we explore affirmation play, also known as praise kink. Despite an increasingly fetish-friendly culture, getting kinky is still a frightening affair for some folks. For those perplexed about how to go about fitting your little love muffin with a ball gag or how to install...

HUSTLER: The Photographers

MATTI KLATT Photographer Apart from Larry himself, few people had a greater impact on HUSTLER Magazine than the photographers, including wunderkind Matti Klatt. The German-born uber-talent persevered through the decades, driven by dedication and indifferent to the trappings of success. In 2015, he retired to Cuba to paint. Modest to a fault, you would never...

Custom-Clip Craziness

From farting on a chocolate cake to getting shoved up a vampire’s butt, some of our favorite content creators share the wildest special-order clips they’ve filmed for their fans. No matter how specific one’s erotic taste is, there is usually the perfect scene hanging out in the porno-sphere, just waiting for you to beat off...

Good Gush Almighty!

Why some women experience anxiety over the fact that they squirt—and why they really shouldn’t. It was once believed that squirting was a rare feminine superpower, held only by those given the gift of gush at birth. Yet, scour the internet on the subject of splashing gash and there’s a digital library of sorts suggesting...

Lingerie Lovedolls 17

Get ready for another extravaganza of frills and thrills, as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys strip out of their dainty underthings and show off the goods underneath. It’s the hottest fashion show ever. Enjoy! Mina Luxx Kendra Sunderland Kelly Collins Vanna Bardot Chanel Camryn Avery Jane Ashby Winter...

HUSTLER Turns 50 With Style at Anniversary Gala

This year marks the 50th Anniversary of HUSTLER Magazine, and in honor of the momentous occasion a gala celebration was held at the HUSTLER Hollywood store on Hollywood Boulevard on September 19.  The event, which boasted a festive ’70s disco theme, was packed with adult-industry luminaries including Ana Foxxx, Octavia Red, Coco Lovelock and Jenna...

Goth Goddesses

Paint it black: Goth sex workers step out of the shadows and into our hearts. The spooky season is upon us, and there is no way we would rather spend it than in the company of satan’s maidens. Goth sex workers are the cat’s meow, but be forewarned: these kittens have claws. Where once goths...

Harris for President!

America celebrated its 248th birthday in July. In two and a half centuries, 45 men have served as President. And not one single woman. An appalling statistic, really, for a country that professes gender equality. Well, all of that is about to change, if we have anything to say about it. 2024 is the year...

Nata Gold

“Before joining the adult industry, I worked as a personal trainer and tended bar. I much prefer my current occupation, but I have to admit that it’s a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. Shoots can go on for so long—much longer than what the viewer...

Renee Perez & Jana Jordan

Classic Photography from the October 2008 HUSTLER When two of the hottest chicks in porn get together, you know sparks are gonna fly. That’s exactly what happens when saucy Renee Perez meets up with fair-haired beauty Jana Jordan. We could have messed up this spread by adding a bunch of...

Jessica Ryan

“One of my favorite things about being in this industry is the creativity of it. You get to play different roles and dress up in costumes; it’s almost like every shoot is Halloween! Plus, you get to fuck, and on porn sets the screwing can be incredible—marathon sex, which is...

Laura Desirée

“Growing up, I was always incredibly ambitious and decisive. I was a bit of a know-it-all, and I was an insatiable student of anything and everything pop culture: movies, music, history. I’ve maintained my voracious sense of curiosity, but nowadays it seems to pertain mostly to human sexuality and psychology....

Kimmy Kimm

“I quickly get bored with mundane jobs, and I’m very affectionate, so porn is really the perfect profession for me. I love it, and I want to stay in the industry as long as possible. The freedom and experience I get from working in adult is amazing. The only thing...

Bridget

“Between school and my job to pay for school, I work umpteen hours a week. So every Sunday afternoon I take the time to spend long, lazy hours doing nothing but masturbating. I pleasure myself as only I know how, running my fingers lightly over my body and slapping my...

Asshole of the Month: J.D. Vance

Trump’s pick for running mate, J.D. Vance, has been called the “voice of the Rust Belt” after his 2016 bestseller Hillbilly Elegy was published. The memoir recounted the travails of his dysfunctional family, originating in Kentucky coal mining country. Vance does have a true hillbilly pedigree: His paternal grandfather’s cousin, also named Jim, married into...

Suzie Sparklez

“I love to show off my naked body,” says Suzie Sparklez, 22, a “friendly, considerate and romantic” denizen of Hradec Králové, Czechia. “I enjoy attention.” The 5-foot-6 modeling enthusiast also fancies skiing, cooking—her signature dishes are pork roast dumplings and roasted duck with cabbage—riding trains to various European cities and...

Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging, all sorts of unforeseen accidents can erupt at any given moment to cause a diddle-time disruption. One...

Sex in Lockdown

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge. And while social-distancing rules might be in place, our readers are using their downtime to get...

Countdown

WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: BRAD ARMSTRONG. STARRING: ALEKTRA BLUE, JESSICA DRAKE, DANA DEARMOND, INDIA SUMMER, KAYLANI LEI, LEZLEY ZEN, MISTY STONE, BILL BAILEY, BRAD ARMSTRONG, DERRICK PIERCE, JACK LAWRENCE, MICHAEL VEGAS, ROCCO REED, SETH GAMBLE & XANDER CORVUS.It’s the end of the world as we know it, and jessica drake feels fine, mostly because some mook...

Muff Buffs

When Beaver Hunt debuted in 1976, pubic hair dominated women’s pelvic landscape. As time rolled on, more and more nude models and XXX performers chose to zap their short ’n’ curlies. In recent years they’ve been going either way, and here are a handful of Beavers who prefer being hairy down there. Adessa Winters is...

Lizzy

“I’m goofy, fun-loving and spiritual,” says Lizzy, 43, a secretary from New Port Richey, Florida. Residing on the Gulf Coast is a godsend for the 5-foot-8 skin-mag rookie. “I live close to my favorite beach,” Lizzy explains, “and I don’t have to drive very far to go camping or catch...

The Final Girls

They know how to scream, they know how to die, but above all, they know how to kick some bogeyman ass! One by one the rest of the characters have been stabbed, hung, ripped limb from limb, until the only survivors are the killer and the final girl, the horror heroine. Hustler hangs with four...

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