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Lickety Split Vol. 5

Strap yourself in, because we’re about to get some tongues wagging! It’s time for another box-lunch bonanza, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys with a taste for twat. Go ahead, (muff-)dive in! Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Renee Perez & Jana Jordan Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer & Alana Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Val Dodds &...

Khloe Kingsley

“Growing up, I was very sexual, which wasn’t easy, because I come from a very conservative family in the Bible Belt—I had to sign abstinence cards saying that I would wait until marriage to have sex! It was so, so dumb. “I’ve also been attracted to girls from an early...

Test(osterone) Drive

Is testosterone replacement therapy the key to a boosted libido? The answer is more complicated than you might think. Join us as we explore the science. Spend enough time doom-scrolling, and you will inevitably catch some meathead gym rat-turned-“social media influencer” rambling—probably shirtless—about how going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) transformed his weak wiener into...

XXXmas Cheer

‘Tis the season to be horny! Join us as we get into the holiday spirit with some of our favorite performers. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, merry and—horny?! With stockings being stuffed and halls being decked, the holiday season conjures up emotions that transcend warm and fuzzy. From shooting themed seasonal scenes to leaving...

Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 9

Dark-haired beauties with mouthwatering mammaries? Yes, please! Enjoy this pictorial celebration… Sofia Yurizan Beltran Ellie Nova Claire Sanders Jelena Jensen Layla Rose Lana Lopez...

Birthday Delights

For additional eye candy this month, we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating January birthdays. Naomi Bennet from Zatec, Czechia, recalled, “I first heard about HUSTLER while taking a cinema course in college. We learned about influential Czech filmmakers, and Miloš Forman’s The People vs. Larry Flynt was one of the movies we watched. I decided...

Sam Jay: Next-Level Funny

Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady was one of Hollywood’s biggest nights of the year, and comedian Sam Jay might have scored the biggest laugh of the evening with her burn of Patriots’ quarterback and Brady’s predecessor Drew Bledsoe. Because Bledsoe didn’t play one second of New England’s Super Bowl XXXVI victory, Sam (née Samaria Johnson)...

I Am Woman: Hear Me Roar

Political pundits have been arguing and analyzing nonstop ad nauseam since Election Day. Theories on Vice President Harris’s dismal loss range from the candidate having insufficient time to campaign, her inability to differentiate herself from President Biden, Americans’ poor perception of the economy, etc., etc. And sure, all of those elements likely played a role....

Spencer Bradley

“I don’t just suck dick; I romance it. I’m very big into cock worship, so when I give a blowjob, I’ll work my tongue and lips all over it. I love to rub my face on a nice, hard prick too. And my pussy is supertight! Some guys don’t even...

Hanna Hilton

HUSTLER CLASSIC JANUARY 2007 Be gentle with Hanna, folks. This is her very first time. “I’ve never been in a nude magazine layout before,” the statuesque beauty discloses. “I hope the readers like me.” With her country-girl looks and winning smile (not to mention legs that don’t quit and a...

Layla Belle

“It took me a while to come out of my shell when I was growing up, but once I did, there was no looking back! I hooked up a lot in high school—so much that I was voted most likely to be a porn star! I got shamed for being...

Addis Fouché

“Posing nude and doing porn have enhanced my life in so many ways. For one, I love how in touch with my body I become when I pose nude. Instead of wearing clothes to illustrate who I am to the public, I’m left with just my skin—which, I think, shows...

Lucy Mendez

“My friends would say that I am funny and a little bit crazy. I would add super loyal. I’m also an unstoppable dreamer and totally unpredictable. Some of my hobbies and passions might surprise you. I enjoy quantum physics and numerology, as well as geography and history. And I love...

Kirsten Skye

“I thinks it’s neat to be able to brighten up someone’s day just by looking my best when I’m out and about,” professes Kirsten Skye, 33, from Reno, Nevada. “But in HUSTLER I can show off everything and bring even more enjoyment to lots of people.” The 5-foot-10 Silver Stater...

Dakota Quinn

“I feel extra-sexy when posing nude,” declares Dakota Quinn, 28, from Belle Plaine, Kansas. The 5-foot-2 cutie pie goes on to disclose, “I’m warm, sweet and bratty. I used to be a patient care technician, and I dig cosplay, music festivals, two-hour trips to the gym and traveling. Now I’m...

The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 4

HUSTLER Honeys locking lips and getting down; is there anything better? We don’t think so! Enjoy these lip-smacking pics! Natalie Heart & Elle Alexandra Orchidea & Felony Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Nevaeh & Celeste Star Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Trinity St. Clair, Val Dodds & Reagan Foxx Mary Carey & Stormy Daniels Annie...

Asshole of the Month: Benjamin Netanyahu

For over a year now, the world has endured another gut-wrenching orgy of violence in the Israel-Palestine conflict. A little history first: After the British unveiled the 1917 Balfour Declaration promising a homeland to the Jewish people in Palestine, a former region of the Ottoman Empire, Jews began to immigrate to the region in large...

New Year’s Sex-olutions: 2025 Edition

Fisting! Gangbangs! Double anal! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their sexy goals for the coming year. The year 2025 is almost upon us, and with it comes a fresh start. HUSTLERMagazine.com put a naughty spin on the traditional New Year’s resolution and got a sneak peek of what kind of sexy and XXX-related...

NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls

Looking to ring in the new year with a bang? Proceed with caution; hooking up on NYE can bring some serious headaches, and we’re not talking about the morning-after hangover. New Year’s Eve is a night when everything seems possible. It’s the last hurrah of the year, a time when many of us will bid...

Ball Droppings 4: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop-Shots

It’s a new year, with new goals, hopes, dreams and aspirations…but some classics never go out of style, such as splattering a hot babe with a thick coating of baby batter. So let’s ring in 2025 with a blast (or maybe eight). Enjoy! Yasmyne Amber Moore Cindy & Robbie Aubree Valentine Cintia & Billy Cindy...

Lingerie or Linger-Nay?

No, many men don’t care if their women get dolled up in frilly underthings before sex. Too bad for those guys, the lingerie isn’t for their benefit, anyway. The Victoria’s Secret crowd often characterizes lingerie as a naughty necessity for women looking to ignite diddle-time desire in the bedroom. Come to find out, though, that...

XXX Name-Dropping

What happens when your favorite performers decide to change their noms de porn in the middle of their careers? Four blue-screen pros share how they managed to switch their stage names while avoiding an identity crisis… Porn performers, like any other celebrity that brings us joy, can be household names, but what happens when your...

Accent on Seduction

Exploring the erotic appeal of foreign accents. Back when I was in high school, there was this foreign exchange student named Ian who really stuck in my craw. Not just in mine, but all the guys. He was, as you might have guessed, from the United Kingdom and it seemed nearly every girl on campus...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 4

Are you ready to get a case of the blues in the best possible way? We’re bringing you a collection of captivating HUSTLER Honeys with blue eyes to get lost in—and killer bodies to die for! Enjoy… Bridget Alya Stark Kiara Cole Skye Blue Lilly Bella Octavia Red Angel Youngs...

Hot Letters

Every year we receive hundreds of steamy letters from you, our readers. Here are a few of our hottest Hot Letters, the best of the best. So lock the door. Warm up your fingers or your favorite toy. Get comfortable. And enjoy. POKE HER POKER The ace of spades was sticking to my left titty,...

Natalie Tyler

Natalie Tyler is one brainy beauty. Hot enough to be a sought-after nude model, she’s also pursuing a master’s degree in public administration. “I really love to learn,” the statuesque Midwesterner says. An avid reader, Natalie cites Kate Chopin’s The Awakening and William Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying as her...

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