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Dr. Eric Sprankle

Masturbators have really taken a beating over the years (ahem), what with all the anti-pud-pulling propaganda—disinformation that once suggested mankind would go blind if it didn’t resist its natural instinct to touch oneself. Today, we like to believe the world is enlightened and that most consider self-pleasure to be a normal, healthy part of life....

Birthday Delights

For 2024’s final revue we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating December birthdays. “I’m adventurous and very open-minded,” said Kimmy Heart, a self-proclaimed “internet tease” from San Diego, California. “I enjoy dressing up in sexy outfits, then taking them off.” Ellena—a “fun, wild, fearless and bold” content creator from South Lake Tahoe, California—told us, “My biggest...

Climate Change: The Bottom Line

Recent polls conclude that a full three-quarters of Republicans prioritize the economy over addressing climate change. Up 13% since 2018! In fact, they say that climate change either would not affect their communities at all or the effect would be a minor one. Tell that to the families of 230 dead (and counting) across six...

Kenzie Love

“I think it’s fair to say that I have a serious case of wanderlust. In fact, I once lived in a van for three years and traveled all over. I love visiting different places, and especially spending time in nature—it really centers me. Life on the road is incredibly freeing,...

Sofia

This stunning Southern belle is anything but demure. “I absolutely and positively love oral sex,” Sofia declares in a syrupy drawl. “There’s nothing hotter than when a guy goes down on me, burying his face in my mound. I’m telling you that a man who knows how to eat my...

Dylan Moore

“In addition to being a porn performer, I am also a skater. So basically I hurl myself down 13 feet of concrete and have sex with hot people for a living— and I love it! “The world of skating can get pretty wild, especially when I’m involved! Once, during a...

Katsuni

HUSTLER CLASSIC JUNE 2007 Porn fans will easily recognize this Eurasian hottie. Half Vietnamese and half French, Katsuni has starred in hundreds of adult films and won 12 AVN Awards. “I got into porn for all the right reasons,” the alluring Parisian proclaims. “I love sex, I love money, and...

Kylie Rocket

“Before I entered the porn industry, I worked for Chick-fil-A, where they train you to respond ‘My pleasure’ when customers say ‘Thank you.’ Eventually, I started to feel really overworked there, so some days it was more true than others, but now that I’m in XXX, I can genuinely say...

Asshole of the Month: Mark Robinson

However enlightened and good-hearted, most of us still harbor stereotypes about groups of people beyond our own. One stereotype about African-Americans is that they are all Democrats. Joe Biden expressed this in the 2020 race when he said, “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t Black.”...

Daisy Foxxx

“It’s been a longtime dream of mine to appear in a publication as historic as HUSTLER,” says Daisy Foxxx, 38, a housewife from Mesa, Arizona. “I’m not shy, and I love showing off my body. Thank you so much for this amazing opportunity!” The 5-foot-3 dreamboat—who describes herself as “humble,...

Naomi Ryder

“I wanted to model nude because I’m pretty comfortable with my body,” says Naomi Ryder, 28, from Stockton, California. “And I thought I’d look even better in a magazine, especially HUSTLER. It’s one of my favorites and definitely iconic!” The 5-foot-2 Beaver has lots more to tell us: “Right now...

Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the floor—partly because the man won’t quit tugging on them. Raging hormones are constantly fighting to...

Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them

Three years before his death in 2019, Paul Krassner, longtime satirist and activist, recounted for HUSTLER the history of abortion in his lifetime—from illegal to legal, to the deterioration of a woman’s reproductive rights once again. He detailed the past, when he ran an underground abortion referral service, and warned of a dangerous future…  ...

Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks

Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be tough at times to get down and dirty with a significant other, especially if your partner is afraid of dirt. Trying to canoodle with someone...

Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective American bedroom. Specifically, Project 2025—a collection of recommendations for the next Republican  administration put together by conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation—has...

Ellie Nova

“I was quiet and nerdy growing up. I’m a lot louder now, and I’m very passionate, but I would still consider myself an introvert. Which isn’t to say that I’m not adventurous, especially sexually. I once had sex on a cliff overlooking a highway overpass, and I’ve tried many things...

Bushy Blondes Vol. 2

Fair-haired beauties with full, fluffy patches of crotch-curls: it’s a hairy situation that you definitely won’t mind getting tangled up in. What are you waiting for? Dive in! Bella Jane Britt Carter Cruise Isabella De Laa Shayla Lorelei Magic Wanda Debra...

Getting Intimate With Casey Calvert

Performer. Producer. Director. Entrepreneur. Advocate. And, yes, intimacy coordinator. Join us as the XXX phenomenon discusses creating safe spaces for her adult-industry colleagues. XXX powerhouse Casey Calvert has proven her value to the adult world time and time again. Since entering the industry in 2012, she has been a performer, producer, director, entrepreneur and an...

Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their...

Dahlia Dee’s Great BJ Experiment

Science says blowjobs can be good for you, so we decided to put theory into practice. Paging head doctor Dahlia Dee! We all know that blowjobs feel good. But can they be good for you? From improved sleep to sharper cognitive function, there is no shortage of scientific evidence that supports the many somatic and...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5

Open wide; it’s time to belly up to the boob buffet for a few heaping helpings of succulent sweater puppies, delectable dairy domes and tasty tatas! Don’t worry if you get a little stuffed; we don’t mind if you loosen your belt a little at this dining establishment. Bon appé-tit! Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer...

Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded withered winter wang. It’s getting colder than a witch’s tit out there in many parts of the country, as summer has officially fucked...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we’re big fans of getting lost in the bush and getting tangled up in lush crotch-curls. But sometimes, the smooth, soft beauty of a clean-shaven pussy is what the doctor ordered. With that in mind, we’re prescribing you several dick-hardening doses of HUSTLER Honeys who opt to go bare down there. Here’s...

Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...

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