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Daisy Foxxx

“It’s been a longtime dream of mine to appear in a publication as historic as HUSTLER,” says Daisy Foxxx, 38, a housewife from Mesa, Arizona. “I’m not shy, and I love showing off my body. Thank you so much for this amazing opportunity!” The 5-foot-3 dreamboat—who describes herself as “humble,...

Naomi Ryder

“I wanted to model nude because I’m pretty comfortable with my body,” says Naomi Ryder, 28, from Stockton, California. “And I thought I’d look even better in a magazine, especially HUSTLER. It’s one of my favorites and definitely iconic!” The 5-foot-2 Beaver has lots more to tell us: “Right now...

Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the floor—partly because the man won’t quit tugging on them. Raging hormones are constantly fighting to...

Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them

Three years before his death in 2019, Paul Krassner, longtime satirist and activist, recounted for HUSTLER the history of abortion in his lifetime—from illegal to legal, to the deterioration of a woman’s reproductive rights once again. He detailed the past, when he ran an underground abortion referral service, and warned of a dangerous future…  ...

Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks

Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be tough at times to get down and dirty with a significant other, especially if your partner is afraid of dirt. Trying to canoodle with someone...

Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective American bedroom. Specifically, Project 2025—a collection of recommendations for the next Republican  administration put together by conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation—has...

Ellie Nova

“I was quiet and nerdy growing up. I’m a lot louder now, and I’m very passionate, but I would still consider myself an introvert. Which isn’t to say that I’m not adventurous, especially sexually. I once had sex on a cliff overlooking a highway overpass, and I’ve tried many things...

Bushy Blondes Vol. 2

Fair-haired beauties with full, fluffy patches of crotch-curls: it’s a hairy situation that you definitely won’t mind getting tangled up in. What are you waiting for? Dive in! Bella Jane Britt Carter Cruise Isabella De Laa Shayla Lorelei Magic Wanda Debra...

Getting Intimate With Casey Calvert

Performer. Producer. Director. Entrepreneur. Advocate. And, yes, intimacy coordinator. Join us as the XXX phenomenon discusses creating safe spaces for her adult-industry colleagues. XXX powerhouse Casey Calvert has proven her value to the adult world time and time again. Since entering the industry in 2012, she has been a performer, producer, director, entrepreneur and an...

Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their...

Dahlia Dee’s Great BJ Experiment

Science says blowjobs can be good for you, so we decided to put theory into practice. Paging head doctor Dahlia Dee! We all know that blowjobs feel good. But can they be good for you? From improved sleep to sharper cognitive function, there is no shortage of scientific evidence that supports the many somatic and...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5

Open wide; it’s time to belly up to the boob buffet for a few heaping helpings of succulent sweater puppies, delectable dairy domes and tasty tatas! Don’t worry if you get a little stuffed; we don’t mind if you loosen your belt a little at this dining establishment. Bon appé-tit! Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer...

Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded withered winter wang. It’s getting colder than a witch’s tit out there in many parts of the country, as summer has officially fucked...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we’re big fans of getting lost in the bush and getting tangled up in lush crotch-curls. But sometimes, the smooth, soft beauty of a clean-shaven pussy is what the doctor ordered. With that in mind, we’re prescribing you several dick-hardening doses of HUSTLER Honeys who opt to go bare down there. Here’s...

Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...

Lickety Split Vol. 5

Strap yourself in, because we’re about to get some tongues wagging! It’s time for another box-lunch bonanza, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys with a taste for twat. Go ahead, (muff-)dive in! Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Renee Perez & Jana Jordan Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer & Alana Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Val Dodds &...

Khloe Kingsley

“Growing up, I was very sexual, which wasn’t easy, because I come from a very conservative family in the Bible Belt—I had to sign abstinence cards saying that I would wait until marriage to have sex! It was so, so dumb. “I’ve also been attracted to girls from an early...

Test(osterone) Drive

Is testosterone replacement therapy the key to a boosted libido? The answer is more complicated than you might think. Join us as we explore the science. Spend enough time doom-scrolling, and you will inevitably catch some meathead gym rat-turned-“social media influencer” rambling—probably shirtless—about how going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) transformed his weak wiener into...

XXXmas Cheer

‘Tis the season to be horny! Join us as we get into the holiday spirit with some of our favorite performers. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, merry and—horny?! With stockings being stuffed and halls being decked, the holiday season conjures up emotions that transcend warm and fuzzy. From shooting themed seasonal scenes to leaving...

Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 9

Dark-haired beauties with mouthwatering mammaries? Yes, please! Enjoy this pictorial celebration… Sofia Yurizan Beltran Ellie Nova Claire Sanders Jelena Jensen Layla Rose Lana Lopez...

Birthday Delights

For additional eye candy this month, we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating January birthdays. Naomi Bennet from Zatec, Czechia, recalled, “I first heard about HUSTLER while taking a cinema course in college. We learned about influential Czech filmmakers, and Miloš Forman’s The People vs. Larry Flynt was one of the movies we watched. I decided...

Sam Jay: Next-Level Funny

Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady was one of Hollywood’s biggest nights of the year, and comedian Sam Jay might have scored the biggest laugh of the evening with her burn of Patriots’ quarterback and Brady’s predecessor Drew Bledsoe. Because Bledsoe didn’t play one second of New England’s Super Bowl XXXVI victory, Sam (née Samaria Johnson)...

I Am Woman: Hear Me Roar

Political pundits have been arguing and analyzing nonstop ad nauseam since Election Day. Theories on Vice President Harris’s dismal loss range from the candidate having insufficient time to campaign, her inability to differentiate herself from President Biden, Americans’ poor perception of the economy, etc., etc. And sure, all of those elements likely played a role....

Spencer Bradley

“I don’t just suck dick; I romance it. I’m very big into cock worship, so when I give a blowjob, I’ll work my tongue and lips all over it. I love to rub my face on a nice, hard prick too. And my pussy is supertight! Some guys don’t even...

Hanna Hilton

HUSTLER CLASSIC JANUARY 2007 Be gentle with Hanna, folks. This is her very first time. “I’ve never been in a nude magazine layout before,” the statuesque beauty discloses. “I hope the readers like me.” With her country-girl looks and winning smile (not to mention legs that don’t quit and a...

Layla Belle

“It took me a while to come out of my shell when I was growing up, but once I did, there was no looking back! I hooked up a lot in high school—so much that I was voted most likely to be a porn star! I got shamed for being...

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