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Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider relies on his lens to capture ultra-private scenes of mystery and perversion. His published works include the solo books Motel Fetish, Do...

No Justice: Today’s Supreme Court

American democracy will be but a fond memory if Donald Trump is elected President this November. With its July ruling, the Supreme Court has handed the man permission to do whatever the fuck he wants with complete immunity! The ruling granted “presidents in general a definitive ‘absolute immunity’ from prosecution for core official acts and...

Shyra Sheer & Alana

Soon after arriving in sunny Los Angeles, these vixens hop on a double-decker bus because they just have to see the sights. Little do their fellow tourists realize, but they’re in for one helluva sexy ride. Sure, Hollywood is filled with famous attractions, but there’s no better sight than two...

Nicole & Haven

This is Nicole’s first time in the outback, but she never expected to be going down under with a chick for the first time as well. “I’ve only been with men,” Nicole confessed to Haven when they met at the pub. Haven knew a cherry ripe for picking and wasted...

Anna Claire

“I grew up in the Nashville area and had a typical Southern upbringing—going to church and all that stuff. In the South, there is a lot of sexual repression and moralizing, but luckily I was able to break free from that. “After I lost my virginity, I realized that I...

Eve Sweet

“When I first started modeling, I was not self-assured at all. Posing naked for the camera has filled me with confidence. It feels good to show my body now. Posing makes me feel sexy. It’s a feeling I never had before, and I love it. “I’m not a fan of...

Mae Milano

“Even before I got into the porn business, I was very active sexually. I’m not into one-night stands, but I would say I’m promiscuous—I’m a free-spirited woman who doesn’t like to be tied down. “Given my high sex drive, I guess it’s no shocker that when I got into the...

Harley King

“I was the youngest child in my family, and when I was teenager, I was pretty wild. But I was also ambitious and hardworking. My grades in school were really good, and I was a cheerleader and champion powerlifter. I could squat a lot of weight—hey, where do you think...

Assholes of the Month: The Supreme Court Conservative Justices

Usually, the damage a bad President does can be reversed once he’s gone, except for one crucial factor: The lifetime appointments made to the Supreme Court guarantee an active legacy outliving a President’s term(s) in office—by decades if the appointees live long enough. We knew there was going be a shitstorm after Trump was elected...

Anastasia Maye

“I’m so excited,” declares Anastasia Maye, 27, from Washington, D.C. “It’s a big honor to be published in such a well-known magazine as HUSTLER.” The 4-foot-11 modeling enthusiast goes on to tell us, “I want to live my life to the fullest. I’ve been a caregiver for adults with mental...

Brooklyn Bale

“I love sharing my naked body with the world,” says Brooklyn Bale, 30, from Reno, Nevada. The 5-foot-8 Silver Stater has more to share with us. “I’m a sarcastic, flirtatious intellectual who loves to laugh,” Brooklyn avows. “I’m also adventurous and spontaneous. I worked in the insurance industry for several...

Tipping Turn-Ons

Want to really charm the pants off of your dinner date? Forget the pricey wine and entrees; just treat and tip the waitstaff well. In the cage match that is dating, where first impressions often determine whether a man will get to see the woman sitting across from them at the table naked by the...

Birthday Delights

We’ve rounded up five Beavers who were born in August and look very delectable in their birthday suits. “I feel that I have a beautiful body, and I love to show it off,” professed Clarity, a bartender out of Atlanta, Georgia. “What better place to do that than in HUSTLER?” Nude modeling wasn’t just a...

My wife was out…

“My wife was out this morning, so I fixed my own lunch…”...

Workin’ It Vol. 2

A HUSTLER Labor Day Laugh-fest It’s Labor Day once again—an opportunity to celebrate the hard work and victories of the toiling masses across this land (and maybe go to a barbecue or two). What better way to mark the occasion than with a collection of workplace-related cartoons from HUSTLER’s vast archive? Go ahead, dig in!...

Facial Frenzy!

For these semen-savoring beauties, getting a faceful of man-goo is a total blast. When we hear the word facial, we often picture a serene spa, soothing music and a skin-moisturizing treatment—but not today. (Well, maybe the moisturized skin part!) We’re talking about some of your favorite on-screen starlets being sandblasted with ooey-gooey goodness! We gathered...

50 Questions: Jennifer White

For the third installment of our HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we are tapping Jennifer White, the porn queen who has been making us cream for over 15 years. From harnessing the power of pigeons to sharing the secret of a good marriage (can you say blowjobs?), Jennifer proves that she is, without a doubt, XXX...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3

Ready to get a case of the blues in the best way possible? Join us as we gaze into the enchanting blue peepers of hot HUSTLER Honeys—and admire the rest of their tantalizing physical attributes while we’re at it. Enjoy! Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Tavia Lindsay Marie Roxy Shaw Eila Adams Alexis Haley Cummings Victoria...

The Flying Pink Pig #2

METRO MEDIA/CHEEKY MONKEY PRODUCTIONS.DIRECTOR: ERICA MCLEAN.STARRING: ALEXIS TEXAS, SUNNY LANE, NICKI HUNTER, CYTHEREA, MIKA KIM, BREANNA SPARKS, TESSA TAYLOR, LEE BANG, DALE DABONE, TJ CUMMINGS, TYLER KNIGHT & JERRY.This sequel to the world’s first food-truck fuck flick just might be better than the first. (By the way, we’d like to point out that we screwed...

Do Body Counts…Count?

Worried about how many people your significant other slept with before you? Don’t be—in fact, a hefty tally of past sexual partners can actually make your relationship stronger. At the beginning of a relationship, there are plenty of discussions that are sure to arise before things get too serious. One of the most polarizing of...

Moving on to MILF

Oh, mama! Join us as we explore what it takes for performers to transition to XXX’s massively popular MILF genre. The MILF genre is arguably one of the most popular porn categories, if not the most popular—and for good reason. Mature, dominant babes that know what they want and how to give just as good...

Vanessa Vega: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

Being called “slut” is high praise for this enchanting porn star who loves her job almost as much as she loves hot ball batter in her eyes. In short, she’s untamed and off the leash. Can you handle her horny truth? Friends call her “nasty,” while fans can’t seem to get enough of that sperm-soaked...

Lickety Split Vol. 4

We hope you’re hungry for some fun, because it’s time for another round of labia-lapping action with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Bon appétit! Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Sera Ryder & Kimora Quin Marlie Moore, Jana Jordan & Charlie Lynn Layla Rae London Laurent Sophia Burns Amber Moore...

Blue-Collar Babes

Exploring the erotic allure of women who engage in manual labor. The male persuasion typically doesn’t want its women too rough around the edges. Nope, men often like their gals to look a particular way—a pretty face and nice body, yes, and the fashion sense to show it off with boner-inducing style. Stroll down the...

Icons of Ignore

If you get off on getting brushed off, these divas of disregard will get your attention (even if they don’t return the favor). Being ignored makes most people feel unwanted and unimportant, but there is another reaction it can cause: AROUSAL!  In this installment of Fetish Spotlight, we give you the 411 on the fetish...

Saturday Special: Asses High Vol. 4

Butt’s up, people! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a groin-stiffening tribute to tush—and when you’re done here, make sure to cheek out over our previous installments of Asses...

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