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Warning: Choking Hazard!

Coming to grips with the many dangerous risks of erotic asphyxiation. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute medical advice or an endorsement of the behavior described in the article. It seems that the younger generations are going for the throat when it comes to...

Coming Up Short?

Chin up, short kings; your height might not be the impediment you think it is when it comes to meeting women. In the fickle world of wooing, some women set specific parameters as to who they will pork, who they might consider dating and who they absolutely won’t have anything to do with. Short men,...

Happy Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 3

Do you yearn for the wide-open spaces—and the wide-open legs of hot nudes-next-door? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re about to take you on the sexiest nature hike ever, with the outdoorsy amateur exhibitionists of HUSTLER’s famous Beaver Hunt section! Go ahead, breathe in the fresh air—and fresh pussy! Envii Belle Amelie Blunt Bunny  Jordan...

Belly Button Beauties

Join us as we go belly-up and explore a fetish that’ll get you right in the gut. When you think of fingering someone’s hole, mouths, pussies and asses most likely come to mind. But did you realize there is another hole that deserves a spot on that roster of pleasure? That’s right—we’re talking about the...

Oops, Wrong Hole?

Warning: a slip of the prick can be a major pain in the ass! Diving deep into the perils of accidental anal. Everyone understands, or at least they damn well should, that there are certain risks involved in having sex. Bone a sketchy stranger next to a dumpster in some godforsaken alley, and you could...

Christy Canyon: The Legend Returns

The bush, the boobs, the legend. Christy Canyon is back on top and loving every minute of it. We catch up with the groundbreaking performer and learn that you can take the girl out of porn, but… She’s your favorite porn star’s favorite porn star, and she’s here to claim her rightful place in adult...

Kerry King: From Hell He Rises

The legendary guitarist on starting from scratch, signing diapers and his scorching new album, From Hell I Rise. When Slayer stopped touring in 2019, fans of thrash metal hung their heads in sadness, fearing we would never again feel the live power and fury of no-bullshit rock ’n’ roll.  Luckily, after five years, Slayer guitarist...

Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition Vol. 2)

Redheads: So rare. So hot. So sensuous. Join us as we once again salute the gorgeous gingers of XXX with a pictorial celebration of their fiery-maned splendor. Are you red-dy…err, ready? Myra Moans Ariel Darling Kira Fox Skylar Snow Madison Morgan Madi Collins  Jessica Ryan...

Outed Again

Hulk Hogan’s toughest bout didn’t take place in the ring. It was a high-stakes legal fight that began in 2012 when the former wrestling champ filed an invasion-of-privacy lawsuit against Gawker Media for posting a video of him having sex with a friend’s wife. In March 2016 a Florida jury awarded Hogan, whose real name...

Hidden Hotties

For these mysterious mavens of XXX, creating content while remaining anonymous only adds to the sexual intrigue. In porn, we’re used to seeing every aspect of a performer’s body—sometimes even the inside! While a vast majority of adult stars show their faces on screen, a select few choose to hide their identities, whether it be...

A-Lure-ing XXX Babes

Enjoy spending a relaxing day on the water angling for aquatic creatures? Love sexy women who know how to work a rod? These beauties will have you hooked! Looking for a real—and reel—good time? We’re hitting the water with a tasty trio of XXX vixens who like to cast a line in search of fish...

Politics and Porking

Never mind the screwing that politicians in D.C. give us on a regular basis—how does an emotionally charged election year affect our ability to hook up out in the wild? Nothing sucks the horniness out of the air quite like an election year. It’s a wild time when greasy politicians revel in all their nasty,...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 9

Grab your beef baton and strike up the band; it’s time for another procession of wet, warm, wide-open pussy, courtesy of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys! These pink-baring babes will make you want to stand up and salute—or do something with your hands, anyways… Chanel Camryn Kennedy Nash Vanna Bardot Angel Kiss Kendra Sunderland Mia Trejsi Courtney...

Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider relies on his lens to capture ultra-private scenes of mystery and perversion. His published works include the solo books Motel Fetish, Do...

No Justice: Today’s Supreme Court

American democracy will be but a fond memory if Donald Trump is elected President this November. With its July ruling, the Supreme Court has handed the man permission to do whatever the fuck he wants with complete immunity! The ruling granted “presidents in general a definitive ‘absolute immunity’ from prosecution for core official acts and...

Shyra Sheer & Alana

Soon after arriving in sunny Los Angeles, these vixens hop on a double-decker bus because they just have to see the sights. Little do their fellow tourists realize, but they’re in for one helluva sexy ride. Sure, Hollywood is filled with famous attractions, but there’s no better sight than two...

Nicole & Haven

This is Nicole’s first time in the outback, but she never expected to be going down under with a chick for the first time as well. “I’ve only been with men,” Nicole confessed to Haven when they met at the pub. Haven knew a cherry ripe for picking and wasted...

Anna Claire

“I grew up in the Nashville area and had a typical Southern upbringing—going to church and all that stuff. In the South, there is a lot of sexual repression and moralizing, but luckily I was able to break free from that. “After I lost my virginity, I realized that I...

Eve Sweet

“When I first started modeling, I was not self-assured at all. Posing naked for the camera has filled me with confidence. It feels good to show my body now. Posing makes me feel sexy. It’s a feeling I never had before, and I love it. “I’m not a fan of...

Mae Milano

“Even before I got into the porn business, I was very active sexually. I’m not into one-night stands, but I would say I’m promiscuous—I’m a free-spirited woman who doesn’t like to be tied down. “Given my high sex drive, I guess it’s no shocker that when I got into the...

Harley King

“I was the youngest child in my family, and when I was teenager, I was pretty wild. But I was also ambitious and hardworking. My grades in school were really good, and I was a cheerleader and champion powerlifter. I could squat a lot of weight—hey, where do you think...

Assholes of the Month: The Supreme Court Conservative Justices

Usually, the damage a bad President does can be reversed once he’s gone, except for one crucial factor: The lifetime appointments made to the Supreme Court guarantee an active legacy outliving a President’s term(s) in office—by decades if the appointees live long enough. We knew there was going be a shitstorm after Trump was elected...

Anastasia Maye

“I’m so excited,” declares Anastasia Maye, 27, from Washington, D.C. “It’s a big honor to be published in such a well-known magazine as HUSTLER.” The 4-foot-11 modeling enthusiast goes on to tell us, “I want to live my life to the fullest. I’ve been a caregiver for adults with mental...

Vee: 2024 Beaver of the Year

When Vee—a bar/restaurant manager from Houston, Texas—made her debut in our June ’23 issue, she remarked,“This year I told myself I was going to go out of my comfort zone—go big or stay home.” The 5-foot-4 bombshell has certainly gone big. “Winning the Beaver of the Year title is such...

Brooklyn Bale

“I love sharing my naked body with the world,” says Brooklyn Bale, 30, from Reno, Nevada. The 5-foot-8 Silver Stater has more to share with us. “I’m a sarcastic, flirtatious intellectual who loves to laugh,” Brooklyn avows. “I’m also adventurous and spontaneous. I worked in the insurance industry for several...

Tipping Turn-Ons

Want to really charm the pants off of your dinner date? Forget the pricey wine and entrees; just treat and tip the waitstaff well. In the cage match that is dating, where first impressions often determine whether a man will get to see the woman sitting across from them at the table naked by the...

Birthday Delights

We’ve rounded up five Beavers who were born in August and look very delectable in their birthday suits. “I feel that I have a beautiful body, and I love to show it off,” professed Clarity, a bartender out of Atlanta, Georgia. “What better place to do that than in HUSTLER?” Nude modeling wasn’t just a...

My wife was out…

“My wife was out this morning, so I fixed my own lunch…”...

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