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Tickle Time?

Coochie coo! Join us as we attempt to put a finger on the erotic appeal of tickling. It’s not unusual in this cornucopia of kinkdom to stumble upon, say, an individual who gets their kicks from being spanked, tied up or even peed on. They might have whips and chains dangling from the bedroom walls,...

Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 9

Gorgeous, shapely gams sheathed in sheer, silky stockings—it’s enough to get a guy’s heart racing and his cock rising. With that in mind, we’re serving up a parade of Honeys showing off their stems in their elegant hosiery. Enjoy! Lindsay Marie Vanna Bardot Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Kendra Sunderland Scarlett Alexis Muffy...

Envii

Back for her third straight stint as a December birthday girl, this “promiscuous free spirit and apprentice porn star” out of Mobile, Alabama, can now call herself a Beaver Hunt legacy. “I will completely undress almost anywhere in a heartbeat,” Envii chirps in a syrupy Dixie twang. “I kinda like...

The Best of Breasts

Huge, bouncing boomers! Enormous knockers! Giant boobies! Presenting a sampling of HUSTLER’s D-cup delights. Now let’s motorboat....

The Beauty of Booty

Imagine squeezing, licking, spanking these beautiful ass cheeks. Sink your teeth into some of the most delectable derrieres to grace our pages. For every butt man out there, here’s a few of our favorite fannies—luscious, mouthwatering mounds of flesh. Go ahead, drool....

Let’s Make a Sex Tape

Lights, camera, action! Adult entertainment’s finest share what it takes to make a great sex tape. Tired of fuck flicks that underwhelm? Ready to add some spice to your sex life with a little homemade porn? Whether you be flying solo or in pairs, filming yourself can be fun and wonderfully kinky, but the difference...

Asshole of the Month: Ronna McDaniel

Both the Republican and Democratic parties are governed, at least officially, by a chairperson. And party primaries can be as bruising as the general election, so the party chairperson is supposed to remain neutral, like a courtroom judge, favoring no candidates over others for the various nominations. But that’s not the way it worked with...

Apathy Is Not an Option

Trump is now a convicted felon—34 times over! It is ironic that an individual who in many states would not be allowed to vote this November is now lobbying to become your next President. Further, this felon is an outright racist. From insisting that there were “some very fine people on both sides” following the...

Coming Soon?

Having trouble with premature ejaculation? Don’t worry, it happens to most guys at some point. More importantly, there are methods to overcome it. The phrase coming soon has been known to generate anticipation in eager people when they hear about a new film or a restaurant moving into the neighborhood, but it doesn’t have the...

Ember Snow

“Just because I’m petite, people think I must be some kind of submissive plaything. I might be under five feet tall, but I’m dominant to the core in the bedroom. I am incapable of being submissive. When I’m with a guy, I am on top and in control. If a...

Peach

This stacked 24-year-old’s English may not be that good, but one look into her smoky eyes and you realize it doesn’t matter. “I grew up on a small farm in the Czech Republic with no one to play with but myself,” Peach confesses. “Then I come to America, and there...

Helena

One peek at this playful Parisian, and you’ll be as erect as the Eiffel Tower. Having discovered this fox at the base of that famous structure, we knew Helena had to grace HUSTLER’s pages. Lo and behold, the 26-year-old jumped at the chance to strip down for one of our...

Avery Jane

“I grew up in a small town in Louisiana, surrounded by cows and sugarcane fields. But I’ve always had a big personality and big dreams of exploring the world and living my most authentic life. And I’ve always been charismatic and a bit of a drama queen. “The circus fascinates...

Liz Jordan

“I was a big porn fan long before I entered the industry, and I love the freedom of expression my career gives me. But I’d like to perform in more hardcore kink videos—getting tied up and fucked makes me crazy hot! I’m into BDSM big-time—bondage, spanking, all kinds of kinks,...

Ashby Winter

“I’m not a girl who likes to keep secrets. Ask me anything, and I’ll give you a straight answer. My friends would probably call me crazy and unpredictable, but I would describe myself as a shy hedonist. “In my spare time, I enjoy pottery or kickboxing. And one of these...

Ruby Diamond

Appearing in HUSTLER means a great deal to Ruby Diamond, 27, a “sweet, bubbly, caring and compassionate” denizen of Albany, New York. “I suffered from body dysmorphia for a very long time,” she confides. “I didn’t like my looks, but nude modeling has really helped me see my beauty and...

Lena Coxx

“Whether I’m modeling au naturel or having sex,” professes 26-year-old Lena Coxx, “it’s all about feeling free and desirable.” Born and raised in Italy, the 5-foot-1 hottie currently resides in Marseille, France, and she has more to tell us: “I’m confident and spontaneous. I’ve been fucked in an alley, and...

Muffy

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE MAY 1986 HUSTLER Muffy, HUSTLER’s high-toned Honey, offers ass with class. “A man with style makes my blood boil,” Muffy told us. We don’t know much about fashion, but we’d be willing to wear just about anything so long as it got Muffy hot enough to...

Art Is Sexy Vol. 5

From drawing to painting to crochet and beyond, some of our favorite XXX performers share their creative passions with us. Grab your brushes, clay and knitting needles (and maybe your cock)—it’s time for another installment of Art Is Sexy! HUSTLERMagazine.com gathered four insanely talented starlets who showcase their creativity not just onscreen, but off. Prepare...

Vacation Lays

As if you need another reason to take some time off and book a trip, consider this—sex on sabbatical is so much hotter than what you get at home. Going on vacation can be an incredibly freeing experience. Whether it’s a month-long retreat in Thailand or a little weekend getaway 100 miles from home, a...

The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 3

Two hot chicks locking lips, swapping spit and tangling tongues—it’s a look that deserves the chef’s kiss every time, as far as we’re concerned. Join us as we once again celebrate the joyous sight of HUSTLER Honeys getting mouthy with each other. Muah! Sophia Knight & Emily Addison Shyla Jennings & Kennedy Leigh Ramona Luv...

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 8

Step right up! It’s time for another celebration of hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off their fabulous feet in elegant high heels—and flaunting the rest of their delectable bodies in precious little else. Enjoy! Chanel Camryn Kirsten Price Jodie Star Vanna Bardot Casey James Yurizan Beltran...

Totally Wholesome, Totally Awesome

Ravishing XXX redhead Molly Stewart is much more than just a pretty face and a killer body—she also hosts a raucously entertaining (and informative!) podcast. Join us as she tells us all about it. XXX model/performer/podcaster Molly Stewart is more than just a pretty face and a killer body. For the past few years, the...

Mark of the (Sex) Beast

Join us as we sink our teeth into the sucky subject of hickeys. As horny teens, one indication that a youngster has finally snaked their way into the naughty origins of their sexuality is the gruesome advent of a hickey. They might show up to math class one morning trying to act all coy, perhaps...

Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10

No prick? No problem! When these ladies are in the mood to get off, they don’t need a man to do the job for them—they just bust open the sex-toy chest and take matters into their own hands with an arsenal of faux phalluses, quasi cocks and plastic penis substitutes. Let’s hear it for female...

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