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Goth Goddesses

Paint it black: Goth sex workers step out of the shadows and into our hearts. The spooky season is upon us, and there is no way we would rather spend it than in the company of satan’s maidens. Goth sex workers are the cat’s meow, but be forewarned: these kittens have claws. Where once goths...
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Harris for President!

America celebrated its 248th birthday in July. In two and a half centuries, 45 men have served as President. And not one single woman. An appalling statistic, really, for a country that professes gender equality. Well, all of that is about to change, if we have anything to say about it. 2024 is the year...
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Nata Gold

“Before joining the adult industry, I worked as a personal trainer and tended bar. I much prefer my current occupation, but I have to admit that it’s a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. Shoots can go on for so long—much longer than what the viewer...
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Renee Perez & Jana Jordan

Classic Photography from the October 2008 HUSTLER When two of the hottest chicks in porn get together, you know sparks are gonna fly. That’s exactly what happens when saucy Renee Perez meets up with fair-haired beauty Jana Jordan. We could have messed up this spread by adding a bunch of...
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Jessica Ryan

“One of my favorite things about being in this industry is the creativity of it. You get to play different roles and dress up in costumes; it’s almost like every shoot is Halloween! Plus, you get to fuck, and on porn sets the screwing can be incredible—marathon sex, which is...
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Laura Desirée

“Growing up, I was always incredibly ambitious and decisive. I was a bit of a know-it-all, and I was an insatiable student of anything and everything pop culture: movies, music, history. I’ve maintained my voracious sense of curiosity, but nowadays it seems to pertain mostly to human sexuality and psychology....
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Kimmy Kimm

“I quickly get bored with mundane jobs, and I’m very affectionate, so porn is really the perfect profession for me. I love it, and I want to stay in the industry as long as possible. The freedom and experience I get from working in adult is amazing. The only thing...
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Bridget

“Between school and my job to pay for school, I work umpteen hours a week. So every Sunday afternoon I take the time to spend long, lazy hours doing nothing but masturbating. I pleasure myself as only I know how, running my fingers lightly over my body and slapping my...
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Asshole of the Month: J.D. Vance

Trump’s pick for running mate, J.D. Vance, has been called the “voice of the Rust Belt” after his 2016 bestseller Hillbilly Elegy was published. The memoir recounted the travails of his dysfunctional family, originating in Kentucky coal mining country. Vance does have a true hillbilly pedigree: His paternal grandfather’s cousin, also named Jim, married into...
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Suzie Sparklez

“I love to show off my naked body,” says Suzie Sparklez, 22, a “friendly, considerate and romantic” denizen of Hradec Králové, Czechia. “I enjoy attention.” The 5-foot-6 modeling enthusiast also fancies skiing, cooking—her signature dishes are pork roast dumplings and roasted duck with cabbage—riding trains to various European cities and...
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Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging, all sorts of unforeseen accidents can erupt at any given moment to cause a diddle-time disruption. One...
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Sex in Lockdown

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge. And while social-distancing rules might be in place, our readers are using their downtime to get...
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Countdown

WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: BRAD ARMSTRONG. STARRING: ALEKTRA BLUE, JESSICA DRAKE, DANA DEARMOND, INDIA SUMMER, KAYLANI LEI, LEZLEY ZEN, MISTY STONE, BILL BAILEY, BRAD ARMSTRONG, DERRICK PIERCE, JACK LAWRENCE, MICHAEL VEGAS, ROCCO REED, SETH GAMBLE & XANDER CORVUS.It’s the end of the world as we know it, and jessica drake feels fine, mostly because some mook...
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Muff Buffs

When Beaver Hunt debuted in 1976, pubic hair dominated women’s pelvic landscape. As time rolled on, more and more nude models and XXX performers chose to zap their short ’n’ curlies. In recent years they’ve been going either way, and here are a handful of Beavers who prefer being hairy down there. Adessa Winters is...
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Lizzy

“I’m goofy, fun-loving and spiritual,” says Lizzy, 43, a secretary from New Port Richey, Florida. Residing on the Gulf Coast is a godsend for the 5-foot-8 skin-mag rookie. “I live close to my favorite beach,” Lizzy explains, “and I don’t have to drive very far to go camping or catch...
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The Final Girls

They know how to scream, they know how to die, but above all, they know how to kick some bogeyman ass! One by one the rest of the characters have been stabbed, hung, ripped limb from limb, until the only survivors are the killer and the final girl, the horror heroine. Hustler hangs with four...
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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits. Can you die from a lack of sex? That appears to be the concern of many people currently suffering a sexual drought.  No doubt, a dry...
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13

Usually, giving the finger is considered a gesture of contempt, but when gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys are slipping themselves—and each other—some digits, it’s a delicious act of bliss. With that in mind, we’re serving up another celebration of beautiful babes getting in touch with themselves. Go ahead; give ’em a hand! Vanna Bardot Jodie Star Nevaeh...
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Glory Holes Galore!

It’s time to go balls to the wall—we’re about to discuss anonymous blowjobs delivered through sensually seedy openings. Glory, glory (hole), hallelujah! We’ve all heard tales of a secluded gas station that is rumored to have a hole cut in one of the men’s room stalls and, well—you know how the rest goes. While most...
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Smart Fuckers

Never mind banging your gal’s brains out; by giving her an orgasm, you might actually be boosting her intellect, at least temporarily. Get ready for the science… Despite men’s reputation as superficial cavemen, the truth is that many, if not most, guys prefer a woman who has both beauty and brains. Dudes desperately want a...
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Michael Des Barres: “My Whole Life Has Been Pornographic”

The veteran musician discusses honoring rock ‘n’ roll’s orgiastic legacy with his new album. Michael Des Barres is a rock ‘n’ roll chameleon. As leader of the glam-rock bands Detective and Silverhead, he slithered through the music scene, where he met and married legendary groupie queen Miss Pamela. A twist of fate in the 1980s...
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