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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits. Can you die from a lack of sex? That appears to be the concern of many people currently suffering a sexual drought.  No doubt, a dry...
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13

Usually, giving the finger is considered a gesture of contempt, but when gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys are slipping themselves—and each other—some digits, it’s a delicious act of bliss. With that in mind, we’re serving up another celebration of beautiful babes getting in touch with themselves. Go ahead; give ’em a hand! Vanna Bardot Jodie Star Nevaeh...
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Smart Fuckers

Never mind banging your gal’s brains out; by giving her an orgasm, you might actually be boosting her intellect, at least temporarily. Get ready for the science… Despite men’s reputation as superficial cavemen, the truth is that many, if not most, guys prefer a woman who has both beauty and brains. Dudes desperately want a...
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Michael Des Barres: “My Whole Life Has Been Pornographic”

The veteran musician discusses honoring rock ‘n’ roll’s orgiastic legacy with his new album. Michael Des Barres is a rock ‘n’ roll chameleon. As leader of the glam-rock bands Detective and Silverhead, he slithered through the music scene, where he met and married legendary groupie queen Miss Pamela. A twist of fate in the 1980s...
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Beach Treats

A venerable sports mag is known for its annual swimsuit edition, but we prefer babes who hit the beach and flaunt their shipshape bodies au naturel. Alfresco nude modeling is naughty and provocative. With that in mind, we’ve rounded up a half dozen former Beavers who are ultra-tantalizing in their seaside birthday suits. Alex is...
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Saturday Special: The Gift of Beaver

It’s Christmas Day and chances are, after opening all of the packages under your tree, there’s still one present that you haven’t received—a nice, warm pussy to cuddle up with for some Yuletide fun.  Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered, courtesy of these particularly festive beauties from the pages of HUSTLER’s Beaver Hunt. Go ahead;...
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Blondes on Blondes Vol. 5

Is there anything better than a hot, naked blonde? Sure, there is—namely, two hot, naked blondes pairing up and getting down! And when you’re really lucky, there’s a trio of towheaded beauties doing the nasty together! With that in mind, we present you with another pictorial celebration of fair-haired babes getting off with each other....
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Socially Conscious With Cerise Lynx

Naughty nymph Cerise Lynx has us seeing red in the best possible way as we dissect her social-media offerings. A deliciously pervy pinup with a penchant for vintage porn, Cerise Lynx is the perfect candidate for a bit of the ol’ social media dissection. An avid collector and consumer of nudie mags from days of...
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Going Dark

They’re loners, they’re rebels and, according to loads of women, they’re sexually irresistible. Join us as we explore the allure of the bad boy. Some women yearn for a knight in shining armor, and others just like their guys dark and disturbed. Although mysterious men have been considered treacherous throughout the annals of civil society,...
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Glory Holes Galore!

It’s time to go balls to the wall—we’re about to discuss anonymous blowjobs delivered through sensually seedy openings. Glory, glory (hole), hallelujah! We’ve all heard tales of a secluded gas station that is rumored to have a hole cut in one of the men’s room stalls and, well—you know how the rest goes. While most...
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Pleasure Pits

For these mavens of underarm worship, the phrase “it’s the pits” takes on an erotically charged new meaning. When one typically thinks of armpits, images of sweat, hair and even ticklishness are conjured in our minds. While some people may see those three things as a negative, to some they are turn-ons!  What about this...
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 2

Rejoice; Happy Hour is here again! And what’s Happy Hour without a few laughs? So belly up to the bar and get yourself a snootful of snickers courtesy of these potently humorous cartoons from the HUSTLER archive!  “Make that a double. I’m being neutered today.”...
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Tuning Up Your Sex Life

Putting on the wrong music when you’re preparing to get busy can create a real record-scratch moment and kill the mood quick. Allow us to help you avoid this dilemma and put together a pound-time playlist that satisfies. Music and sex go hand in hand. Nothing adds to the muff-thumping mood better than the sweet...
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Girls on Girls Vol. 5

What’s better than a hot, naked chick showing you everything she’s got? That’s easy—two hot, naked chicks showing you everything they’ve got while getting down and dirty with each other! Join us for another celebration of babe-on-babe love. Enjoy! Natalia Starr & Zoey Foxx  Shyra Sheer & Alana Stella May & Carter Cruise Austin &...
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Amigo the Devil: Crying at the Orgy

Meet Danny Kiranos, aka Amigo the Devil, a singer/storyteller who’s on a mission to challenge and entertain audiences while wringing triumph from trauma. Danny Kiranos, the larger-than-life crooner also known as Amigo the Devil, has inspired rabid fans all over the world to follow him wherever he opts to strum his banjo. That flock is...
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Trampling Treats

When these ladies put their feet down, it means big thrills for the lucky sub caught underneath their soles. Step right up and learn all about this foot-first fetish! Whoever came up with the phrase, “Don’t let them walk all over you” clearly never heard of the stomping-good-time that is trampling! If you’re unfamiliar, it’s...
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HUSTLER’s Halloween Revue

Boo! Scary-hot babes celebrate the spooky season in style…  You can have Christmas and Thanksgiving—turkey and mistletoe are all well and good, but if black-clad baddies are more your jam, then Halloween is where it’s at.  As the witching hour approaches, HUSTLERMagazine.com conjures a coven of beguiling sex workers to sound off on everything that...
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 8

Are you ready for another crotch-stirring collection of dark-haired beauties with nice, big boobies? We hope so, because we’re bringing on a rack attack featuring some of HUSTLER’s bosomy babes. Enjoy! Helena  Alyx Star Scarlett Alexis Eve Sweet Danni Kalifornia Taylor Vixen Numi Zarah...
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Push for Bush

“If the Good Lord had wanted pussy shaved, he wouldn’t have put hair on it.” —Larry Flynt...
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Hungry Like the Wolf(son)

Rachel Wolfson has taken the comedy world by the throat and has no plans of letting go any time soon. From her fucking funny stand-up to her antics as the first female member of Jackass, this sexy and hilarious powerhouse makes us want to join her Wolfson pack! HUSTLER: Holy shit, it’s Rachel Wolfson! How...
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Birthday Delights

“I’ve always felt that women are at their most glorious when they’re in their birthday suits,” pronounced HUSTLER’s founder and publisher Larry Flynt, who was born on November 1, 1942. Taking his adage to heart, we’ve rounded up a handful of glorious Beavers celebrating birthdays in November. “I figured it was time to put a...
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Keep Big Brother Out of the Bedroom

“Americans feel they have a right to read or view whatever they want to in the privacy of their own homes. They do not want the government in their bedroom.” —Larry Flynt My husband believed that Americans value their inalienable rights to privacy and freedom of speech. Now Project 2025, a blueprint for a new...
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Mazy Myers

“I’m small—under five feet tall—but that doesn’t mean I don’t like to express my dominant side sometimes. Once I even pegged a guy in the ass! He was a big, strong bodybuilder type too. I felt like the world champion of sex, dominating him like that! “A surefire way to...
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Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine

“Pussies are like snowflakes—no two are alike. Some women prefer a feather-light approach when you’re going down on them, others enjoy a lot of direct clitoral stimulation, and still others need penetration to get off. The important thing is to discuss preferences beforehand…and also leave some room to explore, because...

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