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Busty Blond Babes Vol. 10

Fair-haired beauties with nice, big boobies—it’s a look that never goes out of style. So join us as we celebrate hot HUSTLER Honeys with flaxen tresses and mouthwatering knockers. You’re in for mounds of fun! Kaylin Peach Hanna Hilton Lindsay Marie Natalie Tyler Briana Blair Eden Adams...

Great Sex, Without the Orgasm?

Contrary to conventional wisdom, a climax isn’t necessary to have a rip-roaring good time in the sack. “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson From so-called experts like Sigmund Freud to the humblest of Billy Barstools, a significant percentage of men are woefully ill-informed when it comes to female sexuality. However, if...

Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider relies on his lens to capture ultra-private scenes of mystery and perversion. His published works include three solo books, Motel Fetish, Do...

HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 4

Are you ready to get a major case of the blues in the best possible way? We hope so, because we’re serving up a collection of hot HUSTLER Honeys clothed in hues of warm, seductive blue. Don’t worry, though; they show off plenty of pink, too! And the results are red-hot. Go ahead, dive in!...

Busty Beaver Blowout Vol. 3

Got a hankering for hooters? A taste for ta-tas? Are you jonesing for some jugs? This is your lucky day, because we’re serving up a selection of bazoom-baring beauties from the pages of Beaver Hunt. Enjoy! Cassie Magdalena Mia Lane Elizabeth Myra Shelby Star Nina Ferrari Jenevieve Hexxx...

Nika & Vito

Nika first noticed Vito at the B&B. When she saw him rent a bike, she followed at breakneck speed and plotted a collision course to fulfill her sexual destiny—for that afternoon at least. Feigning a loss of control, Nika steered right into him, and soon after was riding Vito hard....

Polly Yangs

“A lot of people say that I have amazing tits, and I have to agree. 🙂 My breasts have certainly been great to me. These babies have brought me to many beautiful locations to fuck many beautiful people. They are my passport to pleasure! “I’m fairly new to the adult...

Jewel Diamant

“There are a number of things I enjoy about working in the adult industry, but one of the biggest is that I get the chance to work with bi men. I love taking bi cock, and it is a thrill to see a guy put his dick in another man....

Heather Honey

“I’m quite free-spirited when it comes to sex, which didn’t go over so well with my parents. My mother was always freaking out about me wearing short skirts. Now that I’m in porn, I can be a free, sexual person without judgment, and it’s awesome! “I get turned on by...

Rosalyn Sphinx

“The secret to great sex isn’t complicated. All you have to do is ask your partner what they like. Find out what their kinks are, and go from there. Engaging in open conversation is the most important thing you can do with your mouth when it comes to sex—though, of...

Stephanie Crawford

“It has long been my dream to appear in HUSTLER Magazine,” proclaims Stephanie Crawford, 44, from Fitzgerald, Georgia. “I hope that Beaver Hunt is a stepping stone to being a feature model and covergirl down the road.” The 5-foot-11 bombshell continues, “I’m outgoing and the life of the party. My...

Kitty Kewpie

“Nude modeling gives me a confidence boost,” says Kitty Kewpie, 28, from Chicago, Illinois. Admittedly “outgoing, charismatic and spontaneous,” the 5-foot-3 Windy City resident is also adorable, bodacious and talented. “Two of my favorite pastimes are playing the piano and cooking,” she informs us. “My long-range goal is to be...

Asshole of the Month: Pete Hegseth

Among the unqualified carnival clowns and bootlickers named by Trump as of this writing, one stands out as the most deranged and dangerous: the candidate for secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth, a Christian holy warrior who has declared jihad against two foes—Islam and the American Left. As reported in The Washington Post, he has demonized...

The Emperor Has No Clothes

In the Hans Christian Andersen folktale, a vain, egotistical emperor who cared about nothing but his own appearance was duped into wearing a new suit of clothes professed by swindlers to be “invisible to anyone who was either unfit for his situation or else was intolerably stupid.” Of course, the emperor could not admit to...

Birthday Delights

Adding more sizzle to this revue is a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in February. Violette Pink from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, declared, “Men get aroused looking at naked women, and I love turning men on. I prefer doing it in the bedroom, but nude modeling is fun too. I’m very self-confident and capricious.” Lexi Rainz—a...

Now THAT’s Fucking Funny!

Sex is no laughing matter—or is it? According to a new study, yukking it up in the bedroom could boost your screwing satisfaction....

The Inner Game of Domination

There’s more to master mojo than flashy moves, proper protocol and politically correct posturing. Here’s how to bring your A-game to the dungeon. There may not be one true way to be an effective and desirable dominant partner to an intelligent submissive woman with fantasies and designs of her own, but there are a lot...

How to Meet (& Greet) a Porn Star

Planning on lining up to meet your favorite adult performer at a XXX event? Try these simple tips for a memorable experience that separates you from the masses. Adult expos are a veritable mecca for hardcore porn fans. All of your favorite starlets, scantily clad and under one roof! The excitement is overwhelming, but one...

Better Sex Through Sleeping

If you’re not feeling up for a good romp in the sack with your partner lately, it might be because you’re not getting enough of that other bedroom activity. I never really understood why people sometimes refer to sex as “sleeping together” because, let’s face it, there’s not a heck of a lot of sleeping...

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 6

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that's a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties!...

Scarlett Alexis

“A little something—actually, a big something—about me: I love to play music. Starting from a very early age, I studied any instrument I could find. I play piano, guitar, ukulele and flute, and recently I’ve been learning violin. Playing music is extremely therapeutic for me and provides a great outlet...

Butt’s Happening! Vol. 12

Brace yourselves, ass fans; we’re getting cheeky once again with another mouthwatering collection of gorgeous glutes, tempting tushes and cock-stiffening cabooses! Go ahead; enjoy the rear view. ...

Mismatched Libidos: A Survival Guide

Is your sex drive not lining up with your partner’s level of desire? Don’t despair; there are ways to reach a carnal common ground. If ever there was definitive proof that there is no god, it’s that men and women seldom seem to be on the same page when it comes to sex. Either the...

Female Porn Fans

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks to three smut-loving ladies about their viewing preferences and what kind of XXX content gets their juices flowing.  Where once porn consumption was considered the near-exclusive domain of heterosexual men, the ongoing diversification and (incremental) normalization of adult content, combined with contemporary, unbiased academic analysis, reveals that a not-insignifcant segment of women also...

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