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The Emperor Has No Clothes

In the Hans Christian Andersen folktale, a vain, egotistical emperor who cared about nothing but his own appearance was duped into wearing a new suit of clothes professed by swindlers to be “invisible to anyone who was either unfit for his situation or else was intolerably stupid.” Of course, the emperor could not admit to...

Birthday Delights

Adding more sizzle to this revue is a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in February. Violette Pink from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, declared, “Men get aroused looking at naked women, and I love turning men on. I prefer doing it in the bedroom, but nude modeling is fun too. I’m very self-confident and capricious.” Lexi Rainz—a...

Now THAT’s Fucking Funny!

Sex is no laughing matter—or is it? According to a new study, yukking it up in the bedroom could boost your screwing satisfaction....

The Inner Game of Domination

There’s more to master mojo than flashy moves, proper protocol and politically correct posturing. Here’s how to bring your A-game to the dungeon. There may not be one true way to be an effective and desirable dominant partner to an intelligent submissive woman with fantasies and designs of her own, but there are a lot...

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Busty Beaver Blowout Vol. 3

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HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 4

Are you ready to get a major case of the blues in the best possible way? We hope so, because we’re serving up a collection of hot HUSTLER Honeys clothed in hues of warm, seductive blue. Don’t worry, though; they show off plenty of pink, too! And the results are red-hot. Go ahead, dive in!...

Great Sex, Without the Orgasm?

Contrary to conventional wisdom, a climax isn’t necessary to have a rip-roaring good time in the sack. “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson From so-called experts like Sigmund Freud to the humblest of Billy Barstools, a significant percentage of men are woefully ill-informed when it comes to female sexuality. However, if...

Erin Everheart’s Adult Expo Survival Guide

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Busty Blond Babes Vol. 10

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Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 18

Strap yourselves in; it’s time for another parade of hot HUSTLER Honeys thrilling you in, and out of, their fancy, frilly underthings. Enjoy! Laura Desirée Khloe Kingsley Isabella De Laa Ellie Nova Dylan Moore Addis Fouché Lucy Mendez...

Addison Vodka: Drink Her In!

Facials, blowjobs and public sex—oh, my! Addison Vodka goes all-in and all-out for a delightfully probing interview.  Are you there, God? It’s me, John Blaylock, thanking you for creating Addison Vodka.  A celestial sex bomb who made the leap from camming to mainstream porn, Addison’s take-no-prisoners attitude and carnal joie de vivre are the secret...

Redd Kross…Red-Hot!

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Lingerie or Linger-Nay?

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NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls

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