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Chloe Cakes

My all-time sexual fantasy bucket list includes having sex on a private yacht in the middle of a lake or ocean. I’m a Scorpio, a water sign, so being near water spiritually recharges me.

About Chloe Cakes

Ever since I was about to graduate high school, I’ve admired the HUSTLER brand,” says Chloe Cakes, 29, a former caregiver, promo ambassador, cocktail waitress and bartender from Paradise, California. “HUSTLER represents excitement, luxury, freedom and a lifestyle of one’s choosing. I try to encapsulate its style and mindset whenever possible.” The 5-foot-7 classic rock and rap fan’s current job provides ample opportunities. “I’ve always liked working in the food and hospitality industries,” Chloe raves, “and what’s more hospitable than a brothel? That’s why I chose to be a legal courtesan at the Love Ranch North [near Carson City, Nevada]. I’m sweet, bubbly, vivacious, sensual, compassionate and playfully seductive. My personal preference with a man is the four Fs: being fucked on all fours, forcefully and fluidly. As for my amorous talents, I can pick up almost any household object, particularly bottles, with my derriere.” How’s this for a pickup line? “Please come hang with me at the Love Ranch,” pansexual Chloe urges. “You can have my cake and eat it too.” —Photos by Lance Kincaid

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