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HUSTLER Beaver Vanessa



My fantasy is to be naked as I drive around picking up my ride-share passengers. How’s that for a lift?

About Vanessa

“I can just give a man a sexy look, and he gets all nervous and stutters,” says Vanessa, 25, a ride-share driver from Salem, Oregon. “It’s kinda funny actually.” The 5-foot-4 Beaver Stater continues, “I’m pretty goofy, and I don’t sweat the small shit. I like to joke around, party hard and have lots of fun.” Vanessa, a metal aficionada whose favorite bands are Black Sabbath and Red Fang, will gladly work up a sweat. “I go to the gym almost every day,” she discloses, “and I really get into sex. I love being eaten out. I get sopping wet, and I squirt like crazy. And when it comes to fucking, I prefer doggy so I can be in control and comfortable all at once.” Comfort and a bed aren’t always a requisite. “Back when I was waitressing,” Vanessa fesses up, “I had sex with my boyfriend in the cab of his pickup truck while going through a car wash. I was scared shitless that people would know what we were doing; plus I was afraid I’d be late for work. All in all, it was very exciting.” —Photos by Omnia Productions

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