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HUSTLER Beaver Luna
I celebrate Halloween and life itself by making love on a tombstone under a full moon.” I’d like to find the perfect girl for a threeway with a stud. We’d spoil her silly. She’d be eaten, sucked and fucked. When the night turns to morning, she will have forgotten that she owns a brain. I’d be directing this orgy. Girlfriend only has to show up!

About Luna

“If you’re looking my way, I’ll give you a peek at the goods,” promises Luna, 50, a “shameless, mischievous and uninhibited” caregiver from Fort Myers, Florida. “I am definitely an exhibitionist out to make some lucky guy’s day.” Giving HUSTLER readers a peek was a no-brainer for the 5-foot-4 workout and YouTube aficionada. “Larry Flynt is king, and his models really got it going on,” Luna marvels. “I don’t think about the fact that they’re magazine stars. It’s more about flaunting their sexuality and attitudes.” The self-proclaimed “bi seductress” does that with pizzazz. “I live in the Sunshine State, the land of endless summers and endless orgasms. I like to go to the beach and get it on in waist-deep water among the tourists. I’ll give a stranger a handjob or finger myself into orbit. As long as the sharks keep their distance, I’m good.” Luna’s bedroom demeanor is equally off the wall: “I like to surprise my partner with unusual items for sex play. Could be a bar of butter. Could be a candy cane or slice of pizza. You never know with me. When sex is involved, no matter the scenario, I’m going to say, ‘I don’t see anything wrong with this.’ Come one; come all. Just make my knees buckle with pleasure!”


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