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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Beaver Esmi
I dream a lot about having dark, evil sex with Darth Vader. I’ll play with his lightsaber. May the Force be inside me!

About Esmi

Esmi, 23, is an aspiring actress from Sunrise, Florida, who’s taken the leap into nude modeling as she reboots her life. “I’m a passionate, sweet and very sexual girl caught up in a lonely world,” the 5-foot-5 newbie tells us. “We are all made up of energy, Albert Einstein’s E=mc2. What we send out to the universe is what we will receive. I can’t think of a better way to send positive energy than showing off my naked body. I’ve worked hard to keep it looking fine.” Esmi, a big Star Wars fan, has only one hobby now. “I wish I could just play video games all day,” she avows. “I’m so glad I kicked my social media habit. All I did was post negative shit like ‘My life sucks’ and ‘I’m gonna hop in my spaceship and leave Earth, mothafuckas.’ Yeah, the world kinda sucks, but I’m not gonna let it bring me down.” What always picks Esmi up is “making good love” and the song “Aura” by Dennis Lloyd: “I love hearing him say the word fuck again and again.” We love Esmi’s aura. —Photos by Omnia Productions

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