“If I could be naked all the time, I probably would if it weren’t for society and its narrowminded views,” declares Taylor, 23, a “sweet, caring, bi-curious and happily married” exotic dancer out of Raleigh, North Carolina. “Then again, with everyone and their brother letting it all hang out as well, I think I could quickly not only lose my appetite but also the joy of being in my birthday suit.” Proving she’s more than a joy to behold, the 5-foot-8 doggy-style-whilestanding fancier discloses, “I love spontaneity. There is nothing like being somewhere very public, and my husband pulls me aside, hikes up my skirt and bends me over. Whoever said sex is always better when there’s a chance you can get caught needs to add that it’s also great right before getting caught, which happened to my honey and me on the bow of a cruise ship. We both still got our nut off!” It’s even “orgasm ahoy!” when Taylor is perched in front of the boob tube. “I’m not going to moan or groan about why we can’t watch a chick flick,” the “Family Guy, South Park and 1980s action comedies” diehard elaborates. “If nothing else, if the show is boring or hubby gets the munchies, I’ve got something he can eat.” Taylor, a choking novice whose fave band is Slipknot, slips into sexual-fantasy mode: “I know it sounds cheesy, but I saw a show one time where a couple vacationing in a tropical paradise decided to fuck under a waterfall. I thought it was hot as hell. Another fantasy of mine would be to get laid in a barn where my honey and I can be true animals!” Yes, Taylor is a true-blue delight.