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The Naughty Vegan

I’ve masturbatedwhile driving andwhile lying ina tanning bed.One time Imasturbatedwith a bananaand then ate it!I like guys who are openminded.Lube up your dickand fuck me in the ass.Balls smacking my clitwhile I’m getting it frombehind really turns me on!I eat pineapples too.That’s why my cutepussy is so sweet!

About The Naughty Vegan

“There is no taming this wild child,” proclaims The Naughty Vegan, 24, an exotic dancer who ardently embraces the lifestyle that excludes animal products. “I’m a crazy, fun, freaky, adventurous, seductive, goal-oriented and comedic Scorpio. Above all else, I’m a hustler! I hustle in everything I do.” That includes nude modeling: “When readers see my photos, they should consider going vegan. Nothing turns me on more than compassion.” The 5-foot-5 beauty’s passions are extensive: “My hobbies are working out, lifting weights, yoga and hiking. Being in nature makes me feel so alive!” She’s a movie and TV buff too: “I love anything involving aliens, conspiracies or mysteries. And speaking of mysteries, my hometown isn’t from this planet. If you absolutely must mention one, say it’s Atwater, California.” We’ll go on to mention that The Naughty Vegan digs heavy-metal bands, the Seattle grunge scene, gangsta rap and getting it on: “I’m pansexual, meaning I’m capable of having the hots for anyone. Gender doesn’t mat ter to me.” And she’s definitely gung ho: “I give extremely sloppy blow jobs. For some reason my mouth is naturally wet with thick, warm slobber. I also love cuddling, doggy-style hard as fuck and anal with modest-size dicks—nothing too big and scary.” The Naughty Vegan’s biggest fantasy? “Having hot group sex with beautiful vegan people in an open field.”



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