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HUSTLER Magazine's April 2017 Issue
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Hot Showers
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Booty Call
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Body Hack Hell
IT’S NOON ON WEDNESDAY, AND I’M CHOOSING TO EAT A WHOLE PLAIN POTATO. OF MY OWN FREE WILL. I STEAMED IT IN MY OFFICE MICROWAVE LIKE THE WEIRD SAD GUY FROM ACCOUNTING DOES. IT’S THE KIND...
Really Real Rob
The man’s fabulously honest and outrageously funny. For 30 years luminary Rob Schneider has been making us belly-laugh. He’s been a writer and performer on Saturday Night Live, a stand-up comic,...
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Larry's Statement
Election Postmortem
Donald Trump has been declared the 45th President of the United States, with a solid Republican majority in both the House and Senate—a total, shocking disaster for Democrats. No one expected a rout like this. After all the weeping is over, we must learn lessons from this defeat, with an eye to the future. It’s…
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Politics
End of the (Pipe)line
While the corporate media and much of the country were obsessed with the threat posed by Donald Trump’s Presidential candidacy, the Lakota and Dakota Sioux nations had another concern....
