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Enuff Z’Nuff: Cherries on Top

Veteran rocker Chip Z’Nuff on memories of Ozzy, his history with Howard Stern and his band’s new album, Xtra Cherries. From the 1989 single “New Thing” to their new album Xtra Cherries, Chicago-area rockers Enuff Z’Nuff have been part of the metal soundtrack of our lives for more than three decades. Led by lovable motormouth...

Shelley Michelle: Body of Work

The world’s most famous body double on standing in for the stars in some of Hollywood’s most iconic films. You may not know her name or her face, but you have seen Shelley Michelle’s body of work in numerous TV shows and films. Literally. Most famously in Pretty Woman, where the platinum-blond bombshell served as...

Lingerie Lovedolls 19

Hot chicks in barely-there lingerie—there’s nothing more delightful, except for when those hot chicks strip off that lingerie and show off the goods underneath! With that said, let’s dive into a loin-stirring collection of beautiful Honeys slipping out of something more comfortable for some stark-naked fun. Enjoy! Leya Desantis Polly Yangs Megan Mistakes Lia Lin Kayden Kross Bambi Barton...

All-Day Foreplay?

Have things been a little icy in the bedroom between you and your lady lately? You might want to add some sexual preheating to your relationship. There’s a special kind of panic that hits a man when he’s lying next to his girl and his dick starts making plans to conquer that cooter before calling...

48 Hours With Sarah Button

Birds, bong rips and butt-banging—step into Sarah B.’s horny, yet wholesome, world. As adult performer lore goes, Australian giantess (6’ 2”) Sarah Button is the Paul Bunyan of our generation: a towering legend steeped in mythology. But unlike her axe-wielding analogue, Sarah’s tall tales are as real as the FUPA (puffy vagina) she loves to...

Simon Wright: It’s a Hard Rock Life

The veteran drummer on his storied career working with AC/DC, Dio and other musical titans. Simon Wright’s résumé reads like a playlist of the greatest hard rock bands ever. The drummer has manned the skins for AC/DC, Dio, UFO, Geoff Tate’s Queensryche and more. We met up with the veteran stickman at the Hollywood Show...

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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 11

Don’t you just love a parade? Especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy? Get ready to salute as the procession of pink marches by, courtesy of gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys spreading wide for you. Enjoy! Tavia Holly Vanna Bardot Elly Clutch  McKenzie Lee Megan Mistakes Barbie Rous Priscilla...

Blood Sugar, Sex Magic?

Looking to keep your boner in its full upright position? Try cutting back on the sweets. No one warns men when they’re young and virile—when a strong breeze or a passing thought could launch a full-blown erection—that one day, that same proud soldier might turn into a limp slab of man-meat. We head into adulthood...

My Porn, Myself

Arousing, awkward, informative or all of the above? Adult performers and XXX content creators weigh in on what it’s like to watch their own porn.  Watching yourself have sex is a lot like hearing a recording of your own voice: a little weird at first, but once you get used to it you can’t turn...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 4

Got a hunger for hooters? A craving for casabas? A taste for ta-tas? Well, you’re in luck! Go ahead and belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re serving up a delectable selection of nipple-noshing action. Bon appe-tit! Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Sera Ryder & Kimora Quin Tarney & Candy...

The Vapors: Full Steam Ahead!

The band behind the hit “Turning Japanese” returns with a blistering new album, Wasp in a Jar.  “Turning Japanese” may or may not be the greatest song ever written about masturbation. It all depends on who you ask. During a stop on their recent U.S. tour, we asked The Vapors themselves. We caught up with...

Butt’s Happening! Vol. 13

It’s National Peach Day, and what better way to celebrate than with a bushel of bootylicious babes from the pages of HUSTLER Magazine? Prepare yourself for a gathering of glutes that will make your mouth water! Tavia  Abby Lee Brazil  Capri Anderson Barbie Rous Alyssa Reece  Leya Desantis Jewel Diamant  Shelena  Lia Lin...

Here Pussy Pussy Pussy!

Over 50 years ago, Larry Flynt insisted that HUSTLER offer its audience something missing from competing adult magazines: PINK! His bet paid off, and to this day HUSTLER layouts feature gorgeous pink pussy shots. Here are our recent faves…...

Margaret Cho: Live & Livid

Margaret Cho has long been a HUSTLER favorite. Brash and unafraid, she’s always up to chat with us about sex, politics, comedy and whatever else crosses her mind. Whether you’re a fan of her early stand-up, her groundbreaking one-woman shows or her multiple TV appearances, including Drop Dead Diva, 30 Rock and recent turns on...

Facts Matter—Support Independent Journalism!

The fact is, huge swaths of this country have become news deserts. We have lost more than a third of our newspapers and two-thirds of our journalists in the past two decades. And increasingly, the papers that remain are being bought up by billionaires, corporations and private equity firms more interested in cutting costs than...

Isa Bella

“Growing up, I was shy and reserved, and I never broke the rules. I’ve changed a lot since then. I’ve really opened up—now I feel confident enough to be myself. “I am totally into my cars. I have a 1973 240Z, 2019 370Z NISMO and a 2022 Bronco! And I...

Charly Summer

“I didn’t have a normal childhood growing up; it was a pretty sheltered and conservative upbringing. I rode horses competitively, and my parents pushed me hard on that. When other kids were having fun after school and on the weekends, I was always riding. It was pretty much my entire...

Chloe Temple

“If there’s one thing I’ll never understand, it’s men who don’t like to eat pussy. What is wrong with these guys? Going down on your partner is just common courtesy. Come on—it’s not going to bite you. Don’t be a wuss! Eat that puss! “Of course, I give as good...

Amber Kawaii

“When it comes to modeling, I have experience on both sides of the equation. I’m a trained illustrator and game artist, and before I became a model myself, I’d draw live models for my anatomy studies and more elaborate oil paintings. I love the female anatomy; my favorite body part...

Blue

HUSTLER Classic January 1978 If you’re fortunate enough to take a Pacific Ocean cruise someday, you should search fore and aft for a crewman named Blue. “The sea turns me on,” remarks the 19-year-old lass, whose name comes from the color of the ocean she loves so much. “And nothing...

Ally Ryan

At first glance, 18-year-old Ally Ryan may come across as innocent, but looks can be deceiving. “Guys always assume that I am pure and sweet because I look like the girl next door,” the luscious Texan confides, “but that’s not me. It can get really frustrating!” Ally adds, “I was...

Asshole of the Month: Stephen Miller

In his encore occupation of the White House, Trump has surrounded himself with a circle of more radically MAGA bootlicking suck-ups than even his first administration. However, it is this retread from Trump 1.0 who is the most sinister of the lot: current deputy chief of staff and homeland security advisor Stephen Miller, who looks...

Aria Jade

“I’ve dreamed about being a nude model for a good while,” says skin-mag rookie Aria Jade, 24, from Sausalito, California. “Maybe that’s why I’ve often worn short skirts and no panties when hanging out at bars and clubs. I’m certainly outgoing, adventurous and unbashul.” As you can see, the 5-foot-0...

Losing Control?

Reluctant to take a more submissive role in the bedroom? Allow us to explain the benefits of letting your lady get on top and take the reins on occasion. Generally speaking, in the bedroom, the man likes to take charge. On top, from behind, tossing his partner around like a rag doll—Papa Power wants to...

Crystal Chase

“Posing nude makes me feel sexy and bolsters my self-confidence,” declares Crystal Chase, 21, a college student from Killeen, Texas. “I think my best attributes are my eyes and boobs, and I have the booty to match.” The 5-foot-7 Lone Star Stater continues, “Nevertheless, I dress very modestly when I’m...

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