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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Classic: Breast Wishes
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HUSTLER Classic: Breast Wishes

Never has the phrase, “It’s the tits” seemed more appropriate than in this instance. Or the phrase, “Good things come in threes,” for that matter. 

In this edition of HUSTLER Classic, we travel back to the September 1982 issue of America’s Magazine and the centerfold pictorial Trina: A Very Special Lady, which featured a gal with an extra-special something under her blouse—namely, a third breast. 

“This is not trick photography,” the text of the pictorial assured readers, who surely must have wondered if their eyes were playing tricks on them. 

“Nothing beats the reaction I get from men the first time they reach under my blouse,” Trina said of her unusual endowment. “Sometimes they’re so surprised, they go soft. But once guys realize what’s under there is real, they come on like raging bulls.”

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