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The Business of Pleasure: How to Succeed in Sex Work (by Really Trying)

Not only is sex work real work, it’s really hard work that requires a solid ethic and smart strategy to thrive. Fear not, though; adult-business advice guru Amberly Rothfield is here to lead you down the road to success. If Warren Buffet wanted to give you free investment advice, you would be wise to sit...

The Job Pirate

A hero for today’s workplace, this professional pretender worked 82 jobs over the past 20 years, from CEO to porn writer to morgue driver. Meet Brandon Christopher, part con artist, part hustler – 100% funny – and learn important tips, like: why just quit when you can take a dump on your boss’s brand-new Benz?...

Robot Revolution: Will Your Job Survive?

Robots are rapidly taking over basic and advanced tasks performed by doctors, lawyers, engineers, educators, journalists, artists, musicians, IT professionals and even investment bankers. And they are doing it with an efficiency, reliability and, above all, profitability that cannot be matched by flesh-and-blood workers. The world economic forum estimates a net loss of over 5...

HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked

Usually when the topic of tanning a person’s hide comes up, it means that someone is probably gonna get clobbered. Such was not the case with the April ’88 pictorial “Mona: Baked to Perfection”—though we’re sure the photos led to plenty of beating nonetheless.  Shot by photographer James Baes, the layout served up a crotch-swelling...

Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?

We all love to fuck. I mean, there’s no point in trying to over-intellectualize that one, is there?  But can such a thing as “too much” sex exist?  Okay, okay, before you close that browser window and exit the site completely, hear us out: You know that feeling when you find a restaurant that you...

Carlos Torres: Pushing for Perfection

Celebrated ink-slinger Carlos Torres is a modern master of the black and gray tattoo style but his studio, The Raven and the Wolves, is also a creative hive where he and his colleagues inspire each other to reach greater heights in tattooing, fine art and beyond.  When people think of tattoo artists, they usually picture...

March for Our Lives: Students Unite Against the NRA

Since the Colombine school slaughter 20 years ago, mass shootings have become a staple tragedy in American life. We have suffered 260 school shootings since the Sandy Hook massacre in Newtown, Connecticut, in 2012 and over 200 mass shootings in the first seven months of 2018, according to the Gun Violence Archive. Future historians will...

Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Missy Martinez

XXX vixen Missy Martinez gives your tongue a dirty-talk tutorial   Cat got your tongue when it comes to dishing out the dirty talk to your pussy of choice? Fear not; Missy Martinez is here to say it loud, and say it proud—talking dirty is one of the best kinds of oral sex you can indulge...

Fantasy Fulfillment for Couples

How to share your dirtiest sexual desires with your partner—and maybe even make them a reality. Whether you’ve been with your significant other for years or only recently started dating, you probably have at least one fantasy that you haven’t told your partner about. Maybe you’re embarrassed. Maybe you’re worried about how they will react....

HUSTLER Classic: Making a Splash

Plenty of porn-stars-to-be have used HUSTLER as a springboard to propel themselves into the glamorous waters of XXX fame. Few made a bigger splash than Candi Evans, who dove into the deep end of viewers’ hearts in the February ’87 issue of America’s Magazine.  At the time that the pictorial “Candi Evans: Cool Dip for...

James Cromwell: Actor/Activist

The six-foot-six actor frequently portrays powerful men, from Charles Keating in The People vs. Larry Flynt to the warden in The Green Mile to actual and fictitious presidents: George H.W. Bush in Oliver Stone’s W. and Robert Fowler in Tom Clancy’s The Sum of All Fears. His list of roles is impressive and staggeringly long....

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kiera Winters

Ask most people what they know Idaho for, and the first—and probably last—word out of their mouth will be “potatoes.” But the Gem State also gave us an export that’s considerably tastier than a plate of spuds: sweet little sexpot Kiera Winters, a three-time HUSTLER Honey and the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Triple...

Fucking With Your Head: The Art of Mindful Sex

Yes, meditation can lead to better banging. No, that doesn’t mean sitting with your legs crossed and chanting, “Ommmmm…” for hours. Read on… If you’re like most guys, you charge into sex headfirst—usually with your little head. But with a little training of your brain, that big head of yours can play a major part...

Gut Feelings

Media reports have suggested that women go nuts for guys with big guts—but is it true? We dive deep to get the real skinny. Men have been racking their horny little brains since the dawn of time trying to figure out what it takes to nail more women. And they’ve attempted every mating ritual in...

HUSTLER Classic: Counting on It

If you get the feeling that things just don’t add up these days, don’t feel bad—you aren’t alone in that sentiment.  And also rest assured in the knowledge that adding things up has been a challenge for plenty of people throughout the ages.  Take, for instance, the beautiful but math-challenged Honey at the center of...

Stepping It Up

September 16 is National Stepfamily Day, which celebrates the blended families in America.  With that in mind, we’re taking a deep dive into the HUSTLER Video library to highlight titles that, like National Stepfamily Day, celebrate the wonders that can occur when families that develop from different clans come together.  Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters Stepfamily...

Chris Winn: Roaming Renaissance Man

After cutting his teeth studying under tattoo icon Rick Walters, Chris Winn became a go-to L.A. artist in his own right. The multi-talented tattooer/musician now roves the world at large in a constant search for new adventures.  Few tattooers on the planet can claim the kind of heritage that Chris Winn has. Not only has...

HUSTLER Classic: A Taste of Ginger

In 1985, Ginger Lynn had risen to the top of the XXX heap—and in an eye-catching pictorial and interview, she gave HUSTLER readers quite the rise too.  Few names loom larger in the porn pantheon than that of Ginger Lynn. An indisputable XXX legend, Lynn is also one of the few adult-industry performers who successfully...

Minority Reportz: Stand-up Stand-ups

Comedians from various ethnic groups have contributed heavily to America’s mosaic of mirth for more than a century. Starting in the early 1900s, Jewish jesters like the Marx Brothers, Jack Benny, Milton Berle, Shecky Greene, Buddy Hackett and Don Rickles kibitzed on U.S. stages and screens. The 1960s saw the rise of African-American comics—Dick Gregory,...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Hayden Hawkens

Kansas might seem like an unassuming Midwest state, but it has produced a number of notable residents. The rock band Kansas, for instance. (Hey, where did you think they were from?) Rock legend Joe Walsh. Melissa Etheridge. Janelle Monae. Hell, even Superman’s hometown—on Earth, anyway—was the fictional Kansas town of Smallville.  Another attention-grabbing native of...

Will COVID Ruin Movie Sex Scenes?

After a lengthy coronavirus-driven hiatus, some film productions are getting back to work—and grappling with how to depict intimate relations without endangering performers. We look at how the pandemic is changing the art of onscreen boning. Over the past 80 years, there have been many advances in Hollywood that have made movies better. We understand...

HUSTLER Classic: Rocky Times

Sometimes being stuck between a rock and a hard place isn’t such a bad thing at all.  Take, for example, the December ’88 HUSTLER pictorial “Shoot-Out at Slippery Rock,” which had a little bit of something for everyone: Breathtaking vistas courtesy of the popular vacation spot Lake Powell. A sun-kissed, big-titted blonde who was hot...

Bi, Bi Love

September 23 is Celebrate Bisexuality Day, which since 1999 has sought to raise awareness and eliminate prejudice regarding bisexuality.  In honor of that noble goal, we present a pictorial salute to those whose sexual attraction crosses gender lines. Join us now for the celebration, and feel free to applaud—assuming your hands aren’t already engaged in...

Nikki Delano’s XXX Empire

Porn star. Radio host. Feature dancer. Budding fashion entrepreneur. For a beauty who gained fame by performing in the nude, Nikki Delano sure does wear a lot of hats—and she wears them very well. Join us as she takes us on a tour of her ever-expanding world.  If you want to be the best of...

Mistress, May I? A Step-By-Step Guide to Your First Dungeon Visit

You’re curious. You’ve seen Fifty Shades of Grey, or perhaps you’re simply bored with your vanilla sex life. Whatever your reason, you’ve decided that visiting a dominatrix will allow your inner kink to flourish or fulfill a fantasy. Of course, you’re nervous to enter this alternative world and let a domme take control and crack...

Porn Stars, COVID and Side Hustles

With the coronavirus pandemic putting the brakes on XXX production, many performers are using their entrepreneurial skills to make a living in innovative ways outside of the adult realm.   As COVID-19 swept the country earlier this year, causing businesses to close their doors and forcing millions of Americans to begin the arduous transition to working...

Greg Palast: How Trump Stole 2020

Throughout much of the 2020 Presidential race, voting, the fundamental act of democracy, has been troubled. Casting and tabulating ballots has proven a tricky process during the primary/caucus season and serves as a warning sign for November’s general election, particularly with an unpredictable incumbent desperate not to leave the White House. Thankfully, Greg Palast, America’s...

Bobby Lee: Naked

Between his manic antics, his raunchy stand-up and his willingness to get naked, there’s never much time between Bobby Lee showing up and his audience doubling over in laughter. Lee may be most famous for his iconic roles and catchy catchphrases on MADtv (“Uh-oh! Hot dog!”), but he’s also featured on the small screen in...

HUSTLER Classic: Larry Flynt Hits the Big Screen

The life story of HUSTLER Publisher Larry Flynt is, without question, a remarkable one. His rise from humble beginnings in Kentucky to becoming the head of a pornographic empire and one of the First Amendment’s fiercest champions—all while fighting numerous legal battles—is an inspiring American tale seemingly tailor-made for the big screen.  In 1996, Flynt’s...

Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed

HUSTLER: It’s cool to talk with you, and we’re not just kissing ass. DOUG STANHOPE: Thanks, man. I knew I had an interview today, but I hate picking up the phone. With my luck it’d be some long-lost cousin Joe asking me to do his podcast. Ugh. So we’re better than that? You know what?...

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