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HUSTLER Classic: Good Enough to Eat

Hey, remember eating out? It’s a pleasure that we all look forward to enjoying again after months of restaurants offering delivery and take-out only, if even that.  Speaking of eating out, here’s a little morsel that should get your appetite good and worked up.  Feast your eyes on “Heidi: Love Hungry,” from the August ’85...

Escorting in the COVID-19 Age

After an extended period of quarantine, businesses are starting to open back up—and that includes some escorts. But there have been changes. Read on for the new rules of engagement, courtesy of Sonia von Sacher. Canada has been getting some heavy praise as of late for its pandemic response, with CNN proclaiming how that nation...

HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better

With the hot summer months upon us, it’s more important than usual to stay well-hydrated. As a public service announcement, allow us to remind you of that importance with this soaking-wet blast from the past.  A splashy highlight from the July ’03 HUSTLER, “Austin & Bambi: Headbangers” didn’t do a lot to promote the concept...

Curves on Curves

Breasts pressing into breasts. Women scissoring, touching, licking, fucking. We’ve always been fans of intensely passionate lesbian loving and through the years have dedicated literally thousands of pages to women-on-women layouts. Enjoy these photos from a few standout favorites.   ...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Aidra Fox

Drinking in the intoxicating beauty of Milwaukee’s finest export. Aidra Fox, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways… Well, we actually probably don’t have time to count all the ways, so let’s just go with three.  For this installment of HUSTLER Triple Threat, we’re focusing on a very special beauty in the...

Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes…Part II

Need something to soften a hard start to yet another grueling week?  How about a bevy of billowing bosoms belonging to fair-haired maidens for your viewing pleasure?  Yeah, that’s what we thought—things are starting to look up, aren’t they? And we’re guessing that one thing in particular is starting to point up for you.  Go...

HUSTLER Classic: Study Hard

Summer’s here and school’s out (not that school was in for very long this year), but this pictorial might just make you want to hit the books anyway.  Well, it will definitely make you want to hit something.  Settle down, class; it’s time for today’s history lesson. Today we’re going all the way back to...

Hump-Day Special: Asses High

Hump Day—it can be a real grind sometimes.  How does Rump Day strike you? Suddenly, a long, hard grind doesn’t seem like such a bad prospect, does it?  As we all struggle to make it to the back end of yet another week, feel free to get a lift with a photo spectacular that you’ll...

Ink & Pink

An illustrated guide to tattooed HUSTLER babes Is it National Tattoo Day again already? Wow, it seems to come earlier every year! In honor of this annual celebration of body art, we present a pictorial salute to the inked-up hotties who’ve appeared in HUSTLER over the years. Go ahead; let them get under your skin…...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Chloe Amour

San Antonio, Texas, has given the world a number of impressive sights. The Alamo. The San Antonio River Walk. And Chloe Amour, the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Triple Threat.  Stunning XXX beauty Amour made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers in the Holiday ’13 issue of America’s Magazine. Recently arrived in Southern...

Becoming the Perfect Sub

Brushing up on bottoming out Pleasure is such a personal space. No two people are aroused the same way, and finding out what works for you is a journey of both body and mind. Let’s look at BDSM, and the myriad permutations that populate this complex and nuanced community. Encounters with kink can be an...

HUSTLER Classic: A Special Delivery

Chances are, if you’re like most people, you’ve relied more heavily on deliveries to your home over the past few months. In the age of coronavirus-driven lockdown, the vast array of products that you can have shipped directly to your door has been a true blessing.  But even in this Golden Age of Delivery Convenience,...

Return of the Lingerie Lovedolls

Red-hot beauties in their lacy intimates—is there anything better?  Sure there is—watching them peel out of their barely-there underthings for a naked good time! Keep scrolling for a groin-stiffening parade of lingerie-clad lovelies–and make sure to check out our previous installments of Lingerie Lovedolls here, here and here! Jana Jordan (August ’20 HUSTLER) Madison Ivy...

HUSTLER Classic: Full of Beans

Usually, the phrase “a hill of beans” is used to describe something of negligible value. But if you ask us, there’s plenty to desire about this particular hill of beans.  HUSTLER covers typically feature sweet babes on them, but the October ’81 cover was particularly mouthwatering, thanks to the piles of jelly beans that surrounded...

Ask a Trans Woman

Enjoy trans porn, but have some questions? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we’re here to help quench your burning curiosity. Trans erotica is the hottest porn trend in decades but, sadly, many of us don’t know jack about the transgender performers or the transgender lifestyle…however, we do have questions. So every now and again,...

Abigail Mac: Four Your Pleasure

Singing the praises of four-time HUSTLER Honey Abigail Mac. It takes a rare talent and beauty to grace the pages of HUSTLER Magazine with four separate pictorials. Abigail Mac is one of those exceptional examples. America’s Magazine has been brightened by the Baltimore-bred babe’s presence on numerous occasions stretching back to 2013, making for a...

HUSTLER Classic: Animal Attraction

She is woman, hear her roar.  Long before PETA started putting naked chicks in cages to protest the mistreatment of animals, HUSTLER offered its own beastly take on the babes-behind-bars theme with its September ’83 cover, delivering an image that surely made readers howl with desire.  The September ’83 issue of America’s Magazine had no...

Sex Mythbreakers: Snip, Snip!

Are you considering getting a vasectomy, but wary of what you’ve heard about them? We cut through the misinformation and tell you the real deal. Vasectomies are awesome.  Wait…come back, really. Trust us on this one. We at HUSTLERMagazine.com have always had your best interests at heart, and that includes the well-being of your most...

Sheer Delight: An In-Depth Look at Pantyhose Fetishism

I remember the first time I saw a Vegas showgirl in real life. I was a kid, and I was mesmerized by how smooth and shiny the woman’s legs were. I pointed out the mannequin-like limbs to my older cousin who informed me, “That’s not her legs. That’s pantyhose!” My prior knowledge of nylons was...

The Future of Sex Toys

Sex-tech expert Dr. Kate Devlin gives us a glimpse into what’s to come in the world of science-enhanced intimacy. Nothing gets people’s attention quite like the combination of sex and robots. Dr. Kate Devlin knows this all too well.  One of the world’s leading experts, researchers and academics in the field of sex technology, Devlin...

Our Greatest Mistake

With the 2020 election right around the bend, we offer illustrations of America’s greatest mistake in the hopes that we can avoid repeating it....

Socialism Returns, Again

For the last 75 years, a stifling taboo almost smothered socialism in the U.S. Most employers, both major political parties, mainstream media, schools and academics at all levels, and federal, state, and local government bureaucracies combined to impose and enforce that taboo. Such warlike coordination far exceeded anything so far done to protect us from...

Katie Morgan & Evan Stone: Porn Royalty

Katie Morgan and Evan Stone are the Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell of porn: gorgeous, hilarious and madly, deeply, stupidly in love with each other. They are legends, porn royalty, between them having shot literally thousands of scenes. They say there’s a book in all of us, but these two seem to be sitting on...

HUSTLER Classic: Going for the Gold (With Pink)

If 2020 had gone anywhere near according to plan, chances are most of us would be enthralled by the Summer Olympics in Tokyo right now. Instead, this year’s Games are yet another victim of the global COVID-19 pandemic, making for yet one more thing we won’t be enjoying this year.  But just because we won’t...

Vanessa Veracruz: Four Your Pleasure

It’s a small group of women who have been featured in no less than four HUSTLER pictorials, and Vanessa Veracruz has certainly earned her place among that esteemed assemblage.  California native Veracruz has been lighting up the pages of America’s Magazine with her vibrant presence and lap-melting beauty for nearly a decade, first starring in...

HUSTLER Classic: A Slithering Glance

Coming across a snake in the grass is generally not a very positive experience. A snake slithering around some hot chick’s bush, however? That’s just a good time in the making.  For proof, look no further than the September ’93 issue of America’s Magazine and its sultry, snake-friendly cover Honey, Tabatha.  The centerfold pictorial of...

Portrait of the Pussyman

XXX auteur David “Pussyman” Christopher delivers a raw account of his career in his new memoir.  What is porn’s “Golden Age?” The general consensus holds that it’s that nebulous time period somewhere between 1978 and 1993, but XXX auteur David Christopher would disagree. The director came up through that period, but to hear him describe...

Virtual Thrills: The Future of VR Porn

With its ability to put users in sexy simulated environments, virtual-reality porn is being touted by some as the next phase of XXX. We strap on the headset and explore this brave new world of adult entertainment. For as long as humanity has developed new technologies, people have sought a way to enhance their sex...

Dannygirl: Selling Sex

Over the last 12 years this Montreal-based maven has carved out a niche for herself as the go-to photographer for sex workers. Her clients swear she has the superpower to make anything sexy and all on a shoestring. Who needs expensive equipment when you have the God-given gift of making that ass pop? HUSTLER: Why sex...

HUSTLER Classic: Sister Act

In these times of trouble and uncertainty, it’s more important than ever to maintain close ties to beloved friends and family members. As a reminder of that importance, we present to you the Holiday ’06 HUSTLER photo-spread “Mia & Ava Rose: Hey, These Two Chicks Are Real Sisters!”  Siblings naturally tend to develop a special...

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