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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Riley Reid

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we’ll be highlighting Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice (and sometimes even more than twice—we know a good thing when we see it). We can’t think of a better way to kick things off than with Riley Reid. With 1.8 million Twitter followers, Reid is one of the most...

Listen Up, Jerkoff! The Joy of JOI

Of the many XXX-related activities that one’s mouth could be used for, talking would seem to be pretty low on the list. But not anymore. Video clips featuring  JOI, or Jerk Off Instruction, are becoming more and more prevalent in porn. The sensation of being directly told what to do with yourself seems to be...

HUSTLER Classic: Severe Cravings

Strictly speaking, this was one hot photo-spread.  The October ’88 issue of HUSTLER tackled a number of tough topics. There was a story addressing how the AIDS epidemic might affect the nation’s blood supply. And a report on the scourge of violent street gangs.  Also pretty tough: The issue’s cover Honey and Centerfold, dubbed Severe...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 10: A Topic of Much Impotence

Can’t get it up? Don’t let it keep you down; our XXX-perts are here to help put you back on the road to Bonerville. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We may have saved this sensitive topic until now, but HUSTLERMagazine.com is at your service, here to shed...

HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokes

This year, spring arrived just in time for many of us to be ordered indoors in an effort to reduce the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic. With summer fast approaching, a good number of us are still under lockdown orders and, for the most part, the sun is just a bright ball in the sky...

The Women of MMA: Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The clock reads 5 a.m., and the sun is not yet up in Orange County, California. A few years ago UFC fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith would still have been tucked in bed, leaving that pre-dawn hour to begrudging commuters and obnoxious early birds. It’s not that Evans-Smith found some magical way to become a morning person...

In Bed With Billette

For 40 years cartoonist John Billette’s special blend of humor and social satire has coaxed chuckles, guffaws and sidesplitting laughter from HUSTLER readers. He is a master of his art, rendering unforgettable expressions with a few lines and consistently submitting fresh, original cartoons. Over the years he has often returned to the bedroom to capture...

Partytime @ The Adult Entertainment Expo

HUSTLER crashes Sin City to score exclusive, behind-the-scenes pics of the biggest porn party of the year. Every January over 1,000 adult stars and 400 exhibitors gather in Las Vegas for the ultimate celebration of sex: the Adult Entertainment Expo, a weeklong convention for fans and industry faves, culminating with the AVN Awards, the Oscars...

HUSTLER Classic: Touchy, Touchy

Physical contact is in short supply these days. So it seems like a particularly good time to revisit an especially touchy-feely pictorial from the HUSTLER archives.  Published in the March ’81 issue of America’s Magazine, “Amber: A Delicate Touch” shared the story of a Honey with a passion for tactile pleasures.  “Soft furs, plush sofas,...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening!

Sometimes, getting behind is a very good thing. As we struggle to make it over the hump this week, let’s take a fond look back at some of the most tantalizing tushes, rousing rumps and dazzling derrieres to grace the pages of HUSTLER. Go ahead; get cracking! Lana Rhoades: Just Right (November ’19 HUSTLER) Brooklyn...

The Damn Devillez: Scary-Hot!

For the past four years, Harley Harpurr’s burlesque troupe has been mixing sex appeal and horror-film imagery. Prepare to get scared stiff in more ways than one! Of the many industries that have been hit hard during quarantine, the field of  live performing arts has suffered particularly heavy blows. Even so, there’s a sexy silver...

A Very Curious Sex Podcast

Meet The Curious Girl Diaries host Layla, who turned a years-long dry spell into a quest to complete her sexual bucket list.  “Layla” is the pseudonym of an anonymous West Coast businesswoman in her 40s, a mover-and-shaker type who about four years ago suddenly realized that her career success was coming at a cost. “I...

HUSTLER Classic: Mounting Desire

Talk about being hot to trot.  For this edition of HUSTLER Classic we saddle up and gallop back to the October ’77 issue of America’s Magazine for the photo-shoot “Sandra: Horsing Around.”  Sandra, the compact cutie at the center of the pictorial, no doubt inspired many desires among readers, but she also had a mounting...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Valentina Nappi

Buongiorno! Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we showcase Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice (and sometimes more than twice—we know a good thing when we see it).  Italy has given the world many wonderful exports. Sports cars. Pizza. And the sleek, curvy, tasty treat that is Valentina Nappi.  The stacked sexpot’s first spread...

Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions

Romi Rain and Bailey Rayne on Black Mirror bummers, The Handmaid’s Tale love and more. ROMI RAIN Streaming TV is a godsend for porn star extraordinaire Romi Rain, whose unique schedule has her on the move and making moves 24/7. Convenience is king, and this queen is binging on her off-hours while grabbing news on...

So You Wanna Be a Cam Star? Part Two

If you read our first installment of So You Wanna Be a Cam Star?, you’ll have a fair understanding of the basics. In this edition, our XXX-perts will guide you through some of the tougher elements of camming.  Avoiding Burnout Many people make cam work sound easy. However, it’s anything but. So, just how do...

HUSTLER Classic: Wait Up

Like they say, good things come to those who wait.  Patience is in short supply these days, with most people crawling the walls thanks to an extended period of quarantine and widespread societal unrest, so let’s look back at a classic spread from America’s Magazine that proved patience is a virtue. A virtue in pursuit...

‘Showgirls’ Laid Bare

With his new documentary You Don’t Nomi, filmmaker Jeffrey McHale dissects the enduring appeal of a box office bomb turned cult classic.  For a brief period in the early 1990s, it looked as if America was finally ready to embrace sex on the cinema screen, much in the same manner as Europeans had done for...

Is Stupid Winning?

How is it that the rich keep getting richer, the middle class has all but disappeared and the poor are slipping through ever-widening cracks? Why has the War on Drugs created more addicts and the War on Terror more terrorists? The answer lies in America’s supply-side policies. Let’s begin with Ronald Reagan, B-movie actor and...

John C. McGinley: Crushing It

John C. McGinley gets serious in six—count them, six—Oliver Stone films and numerous Broadway shows. But mostly McGinley is known for his wisecracking comic characters, the everyman types whose bemused looks and raised eyebrows mask what seems to be an underlying current of gleeful menace. He was the consultant Bob Slydell in the cult classic...

HUSTLER Classic: French Bliss

It’s June 6, the anniversary of D-Day—that fateful moment in World War II  when Allied forces invaded the Normandy region of France, an operation that would eventually spell the end of the war in Europe.  And what better way to celebrate that glorious achievement than to revel in another historical moment associated with France?  For...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lana Rhoades

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we highlight Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! (And sometimes more than twice; we know a good thing when we see one.)  In this edition, we focus on Lana Rhoades, the brunette bombshell with killer curves and sex appeal to spare.  Chicago native Rhoades first graced the pages...

Coupling Up With Porn

A guide to successfully adding XXX to your relationship. Lockdown took many of us by surprise. A lot of couples are finding themselves separated, which can take a toll on any relationship—but so can being cooped up together (especially for those who aren’t used to it).  Some may have voluntarily chosen to spend the lockdown...

HUSTLER Classic: Ass Transit

America has been notoriously hesitant to fully embrace mass transit, and that’s particularly true in car-crazy Los Angeles.  People would probably be a lot more willing to get on board with mass transit if the typical commute resembled this classic HUSTLER pictorial.  The pictorial, originally published in the June ’03 issue of HUSTLER, told the...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Bikini Babe Blowout

Summer’s almost here, and you know what that means—hot chicks showing off their bodies in skimpy bikinis. To get you pumped for the onslaught of sun-kissed flesh, we present HUSTLER’s hottest things in two pieces. Dive in and enjoy!  Cassidy Banks: Plunge In (January ’15 HUSTLER) Milana Ricci: Seize the Day (January ’20 HUSTLER) Gina...

Ask a Trans Woman: Casey Kisses

Enjoy trans porn, but have some questions? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we’re here to help quench your burning curiosity.  The trans community is here and increasingly visible…and you’re curious. Very curious. But you don’t know shit about the subject. You need schoolin’, and, baby, we’re not foolin’. And because you have questions, Casey...

My First Virtual Orgy

With pandemic rules putting in-the-flesh sex parties on pause, an enterprising pervert enters the brave new world of online group action.  The Disease Which Will Not Be Named is wreaking havoc in every corner of the globe, sparing no one, and I’m no exception. No, the virus hasn’t killed me … nor make me sick...

Dan Savage: Straight Talk

For nearly three decades Dan Savage has been spouting off sassy sex advice in his “Savage Love” column and on his Savage Lovecast podcast. He started the gig as a lark, a self-proclaimed “gay guy” who thought it would be funny to offer tongue-in-cheek love advice to the silly straights of the world, but in...

HUSTLER Classic: Waves of Pleasure

Summer is close at hand and, depending on your location and local regulations, you might or might not be planning to hit the beach after an extended period of lockdown.  Given that the coronavirus pandemic is still very much in play, might we suggest continuing to stay safe at home and hitting the beach vicariously? ...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Brett Rossi

As the saying goes, good things come in threes. Need proof? Let us now pay tribute to a HUSTLER triple threat in the shapely form of blonde bombshell Brett Rossi.  Rossi generated headlines in 2014 due to her relationship with actor Charlie Sheen, and again the following year with her accusations against the Two and...

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