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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity

As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade.  And when life gives you melons like these…well, hopefully you’ll be wearing a back brace, because that’s a whole lot of weight.  HUSTLER’s pictorials are world renowned for serving up juicy pink, but “Big...

Hustling in the Age of COVID-19

Like most businesses, the adult industry is taking a big financial hit during the coronavirus pandemic. But porn performers are finding a silver lining in the camming world, coming up with unusual approaches to content and proving that when the going gets tough, the tough get creative. The coronavirus came to town and shut everything...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 5: All Hands on Dick

Our XXX-perts help you get a grip on the perfect handjob technique. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we have a pretty good hold on why we remain one of the most popular adult content creators in the business—because we’ve been keeping America jerking off...

Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained Return

The King of Castlevania is back with a thrilling and challenging follow-up to his iconic video game series. There are few names in the video game industry with quite the level of impact as Koji Igarashi. The 52-year-old developer, often referred to simply as “IGA,” is the man primarily responsible for Castlevania (a series so...

HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn

Some folks are morning people, and others just aren’t. But the November ’80 issue of HUSTLER offered readers a Dawn that even the most dyed-in-the-wool night owl would enthusiastically rise for.  Shot by photographer Matti Klatt, the “Dawn: Angel of the Morning” Centerfold spread told the tale of a brunette babe who preferred to get...

Red-Hot Redheads: A Photo Tribute

No doubt about it, these are unusual times we’re living in. As we wait out this difficult era, why not bide the time by admiring another unusual—though far more pleasant—force of nature? That’s right; we’re talking about beautiful redheaded babes. So unique. So rare. So hot! Dive into our gallery of groin-swelling gingers below. And...

Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in play, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...

HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie

Feeling a little antsy from being cooped up? Take a cue from this September ’80 Honey, who made the most out of lazy days at home. Hanging out at home with nothing to do—it’s an all-too-familiar situation for many of us these days, in the age of self-isolation.  Extended lockdown probably has a lot of...

Josie Cotton: B-Girl on Her A-Game

Right on cue for this Twilight Zone age, the “Johnny, Are You Queer?” chanteuse is back with a reissue of her classic Invasion of the B-Girls album. In these days of coronavirus I have heard more than a few people declare, “This sure does feel like a bad sci-fi movie.”  How appropriate it is, then,...

HUSTLER History: A Very Sick Parody

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and is not to be taken seriously.  If nothing else, this will at least remind us that we’ve faced health crises before and lived to complain about it.  As we continue to hunker down and stay at home in hopes of flattening the...

Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part IV

At this point, with many of us heading into a solid straight month of lockdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic, it probably feels like you’ve forgotten what the world outside your home looks like. Allow us to remind you how great the outdoors can be with this fourth installment of Naughty Nature Girls in the...

Killer Bawdy

How sexual folklorist Dixie De La Tour is elevating dirty talk to an art form with her Bawdy Storytelling podcast. You want stories?  Dixie De La Tour has stories.  “In the beginning I was just somebody who used to go out and create craziness,” the busty, redheaded host of the podcast Bawdy Storytelling says. “I would put an ad...

Sex in Lockdown: Fuck the One You’re With

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in play, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...

HUSTLER Classic: Sunny Side Up

Before her Bollywood fame, Sunny Leone’s star power lit up the pages of America’s Magazine. Hey, could you use some fresh air, sunshine and a hot chick right now?  Yeah, we thought so—chances are, just about everyone could use that right now. Don’t worry; we have you covered, thanks to this blast from the past—specifically,...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 7: Tap That App!

How to use hookup and dating apps the right way.  We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve always been at the cutting edge of technology here at HUSTLER, and we’re always happy to share our hard-earned (in more ways than one) knowledge. Apps that help you get out...

Down ‘N’ Dirty Diva

Margaret Cho doesn’t give a shit. She says what she thinks and means what she says, and fuck you to anyone who has a problem with that. The Drop Dead Diva  star just wrapped her critically acclaimed Mother tour, has a new Monsters of Talk  podcast with comedian Jim Short and is working on a...

HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble

Come on in, the water’s fine. And so are the two ladies frolicking in it. With the coronavirus pandemic continuing to wreak havoc worldwide, we would like to remind you that medical experts recommend washing your hands thoroughly—in fact, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommend that you scrub your hands for at least...

HUSTLER Biker Babes

Get ready to spend some time with the hottest things on two wheels. Hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride! Tanya: Seeing Stars (Anniversary ’17 HUSTLER) Shae Snow: One Wild Ride (July ’13 HUSTLER) Hard and Fast (September ’14 HUSTLER) Horny Biker Babes (October ’16 HUSTLER)...

Sex in Lockdown: A Spanking-Good Time

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in place, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...

HUSTLER Classic: Serious Four-Play

Well, this photo-shoot definitely hails from before this modern age of social distancing.  The June ‘03 HUSTLER was particularly packed with pussy, thanks to the pictorial “Angela, Kaylani, Alexis & Anna: Four Score,” which pitted one lucky prick against a quartet of quims.  The photo-shoot, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, didn’t even name the greatly...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 8: Take It to the Rim

Our XXX-perts get their tongues wagging for a cheeky guide to eating ass.  We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve seen a lot of changes during our time at HUSTLERMagazine.com, but one of the most significant trends we’ve noticed in the last couple of years has been that...

XXX Star Rebel Lynn on How Porn Saved Her Life

Rebel Lynn’s childhood was no Norman Rockwell portrait of familial bliss. Far from it. During a recent interview with HUSTLERMagazine.com, XXX actress Lynn—the star of offerings such as All Natural Saints, Girls Night Out and My Lesbian Mother-in-Law, detailed a tumultuous childhood marked by parental drug abuse, foster care, molestation and physical abuse, resulting in...

HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass

Meet Muffy, the perfect, boner-inducing embodiment of the era of preppies and yuppies. Ah, the ’80s—the era of preppies and yuppies, when flashy fashion, conspicuous consumption and flaunting one’s status defined our culture, following the funky, malaise-tainted, bell bottoms-clad 1970s.  And right there in the middle of what came to be known as the Greed...

MILF Mania

If you frequently visit XXX sites (come on, be honest—we all do), then you have no doubt come across the acronym MILF. It stands for “Mother I’d like to fuck.” Now, it’s not always literal. Most performers in that category aren’t mothers, and many are still in their late 20s. Pornography uses it as a...

A HUSTLER Mother’s Day MILF Parade

M is for the mammaries so lovely / O is for the orgasms—we moaned… It’s Mother’s Day, and what better way to celebrate—after getting your mom some flowers and giving her a call, of course—than to dive into the very fine selection of MILF-themed fare produced by HUSTLER Video? Scroll below for a sexy pictorial...

Sex in Lockdown: Stripping for Harry

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in place, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...

HUSTLER Classic: Nice Box, Babe

You know, we suspect this photo-set wouldn’t have quite the same impact had the model been getting down to her tunes via a streaming service on her phone. Sometimes technological miniaturization isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, kids! For today’s HUSTLER Classic we travel back to the August ’84 issue to the pictorial “Claudia:...

Eyes Wide Open: A Deep, Hard Look at Voyeurism

Imagine two beautiful women, lying on a bed and licking each others’ pussies. You’re a fly on the wall, observing them moaning and having a good time. One of them turns to you and asks, “Do you like to watch?” And if that answer is yes (which we’re almost 200 percent sure it will be),...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 9: Sexting Etiquette

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve been on the go at HUSTLERMagazine.com long enough to remember when folks still got off on the written word. While that may seem like something that went out with cave paintings, using suggestive language and carefully written messages can still be...

HUSTLER Classic: Taking a Sexy Stand

Usually, a woman with a lot of issues is something to avoid, but not this time.  In this edition of HUSTLER Classic we travel all the way back to the September ’79 issue of America’s Magazine for the Centerfold pictorial “Magic Wanda,” which featured bareass beauty Wanda showing off her goods at a newsstand, amid...

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