With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in play, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime to get down and dirty. With that in mind, we present the third installment of our Sex in Lockdown series, in which readers tell us how they’re managing to get off in the age of shelter in place. This week we hear from a Florida college student who avoids the temptation of a beach day to enjoy some waves of pleasure with her female roommate.
Jacksonville, Florida
Yes, our governor is an idiot. While the rest of the world is sheltering in place and the death toll in the U.S. rises by thousands every day, what does our genius Trumper do? Give the green light to open the beaches!
Literally droves of ignorant dinks flooded to the sand—to surf, swim, drink and holler. Not me and Izzy. We live one and half blocks from Jacksonville Beach, and we could hear the car horns outside our window, celebrating insipidness. But on this day, when everyone else was acting insane, we were downing shots of tequila and making love for the very first time.
